Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb” Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.” A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano. If you die, a normal guy would find another. If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.” As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you. A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the hot waitress. Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you” A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away. “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.” A normal guy does it with everyone. Edward Cullen only does it with one. A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. Edward Cullen buys you a car. A normal guy would constantly kiss you on the lips. Edward Cullen would rotate between your neck, cheek, collar-bone, and lastly-his favorite- your lips. You know you a 21st century enthusiast 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Okay I need help, I really want to publish a few storys but I only have my iPod touch and it won't let me, I have nooo idea how to get my storys published from my iPod, someone help!! My new favortie movie scene, Jasper! No fair with the emotion control thing!-Bella "sorry Bella, Happy...nvr mind" -Jasper -- Notice I changed my name from anjusaysurusai to LacrymosaVampire