In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.

A bunch of oneshots that I feel are too short to be uploaded alone. Multiple pairings, but probably mainly ASGCZ.

Zack and Sephiroth talk women; hot women to be exact. Sorta... One-shot. For Skibalovesya.

Dinner at his neighbors' home for their first date should have been peaceful. Key words: should have. AU; ASGZC. Sequel to Welcome to the Neighborhood, but can be read alone.

Cloud's got his eyes set on someone special: someone strong, brave, exciting and attractive, and he'll do whatever it takes to get that someone to want him. ...Well, four someones, actually. ASGZC. Twoshot.

An accident in the Black Emporium has some unexpected effects, transforming Fenris into a little boy. Time will fix the problem, or so claims Xenon, one way or another. Fenris/F!Hawke.

Hawke and Fenris have a quiet moment to contemplate their future together after the birth of their daughter. A look at a turning point in a relationship, and the quiet comforts of a loved one. F!Hawke/Fenris

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Deciding that fighting through Chaos' forces made the going too slow, Cosmos' heroes contemplate a different tactic that would lead them to Chaos. Men fell prey to beauty, who was to say that gods wouldn't too? Of course, there's just a slight problem...

Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.

The thoughts and feelings of a man who has just been through hell. "It had been so long since he'd been with a woman in that way."

Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. Don't like, don't read.