Villainous Vander Ark88
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Joined 08-02-01, id: 99920
Author has written 5 stories for Princess Bride, Invader Zim, and Parodies and Spoofs.
I'm just an average girl in the great state of Michigan...that likes to write stories about taking over the world!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

My favorite sports are hockey, rollerblading, and baseball.

My favorite bands are The Verve Pipe, Dave Matthews Band, 5 For Fighting, XTC, The Beatles, Nirvana, Evanescence, 3 Doors Down, Bliss 66, 19 Wheels, Domestic Problems, Cheap Trick, Ether, Until Sunday, and... Blood Pollution!!! *frolicks away to watch "Rock Star"*

My hobbies are writing, sleeping, reading, drawing, rollerblading, horseback riding, playing trumpet and guitar, track, and hanging out with my friends.

Some things I feel I need to get off my chest:

Huh NO MR. FRO-DO YOU GOT BIG BAWZ

Actual occurence in class one day:
"Where is the bathroom?"
"Mebbe tomorrow"

The whole reason that the forbidden pool is forbidden is because Boromir used to bathe there nude and Faramir has videotapes.

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A Twisted Ever After by susan friedman reviews
what if henry wasn't royality and danielle was? how would things work out? takes place in modern times chapter 28 now up.. story is now COMPLETE please read and review, thanks..
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,917 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Etrange Duo by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HIATUS. TPoNr. On the bridge, Christine changes her mind and warns Erik to run. He escapes and Christine sees a side of Raoul she doesn’t like, making her think again on her ‘relationship’ with the Phantom. Raoul wont take th
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Christine, Erik
Runaway by katrinachance reviews
On the night of the masque Danielle runs away from her home and discovers a life she's always deserved. Updated! January 27 2006
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 2/17/2004
A Search for Wings: Fallen Angel by QueenMeep reviews
AU ObiAmiVader Takes place after the duel at Mustafar, another what if exploring what would happen if instead of dying, Padme went into exile with ObiWan and they faked her death [COMPLETE]
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,101 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Vader - Complete
Happily Ever After? by am4ever reviews
My first Ever After fic...let me know what you think! Deals w Danielle and Henry and Marie and Francis...when someone is hurt, what will those who love her do to get her back?
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Danielle Stands Up for Herself by 1Engineer reviews
What if Danielle had faced up to Henry and defended herself after Rodmilla attacked her at the Masque? This completed story is a plausible sequence in which Danielle stands up for herself before running away and losing her glass slipper.
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,624 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Tremulous and Tender by Natalia Vronsky reviews
Part Thirteen Up! Raoul doesn’t show up as the patron of the Opera Populaire in the beginning. Christine realizes her angel may not be an angel and sets off to find the truth. Begins after "Angel of Music". Horrible summary, I know. Fluffy (generally). EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,942 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
A White Mask by Csillan.Rose reviews
COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Test of Honour by Lettered reviews
Danielle tells Henry she is a commoner in one of the earlier scenes. Taking into account that change, some scenes from the movie follow.
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
Tragic Beginnings by EmptyDreamer reviews
CHAPTERS 20 & 21 NOW UP! What would happen if Le Pieu had his way and Henry was distracted in his rescue effort? PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE IN CHAPTER 1 BEFORE READING THIS STORY!
Ever After - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,073 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
The Runaway Royals by The Last Duchess reviews
Henry and danielle want to get away for thir honeymoon but there are games afoot and many wish to stop them.
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2001 - Complete
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Cup of Cheese
This is a spoof of "Cup of Tea" by The Verve Pipe.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 11/2/2002
The Freshmen
This is a spoof of "The Freshmen" by the The Verve Pipe.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 11/2/2002
The Verve Pipe Chronicles reviews
A messed up story involving members of The Verve Pipe, my friend Vince, and me.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2002
Pete From CVS reviews
Look and you will see.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/14/2002
The Queen Bridesmaid reviews
*Re-published for easier reading* This is a spoof of The Princess Bride. This is really messed up, but I think it's funny.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/13/2001