Jambon Electrique
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Joined 06-21-10, id: 2413757, Profile Updated: 08-11-10
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Well, usually, I would find a bunch of boring categories to fill in. Kudos.

My name is Fangbo. You can figure it out.

Well, I don't know how many people with a questionable history are on this Web site, so I won't get to telling about my grandfather and such. I will just put down my interests and other various lists. (THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA.) Oh, and apparently, there's a trope called Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls. They said most, not freakin' all.

Likes- strange fruits, random things, humor, music, this girl, you know, other things

Dislikes- people asking to repeat what I say, durian, being cliche (which results in quite amusing moments of high tension), people who like to wet their lips, people who lick their fingers to turn a page, old people wearing open-toed shoes, middle-aged people who think they're fifteen, sweaty people, people who like to spit, smokers and druggers and such, high-pitched loud noises, people who like to kill themselves or others, prostitutes, over-protective adults, and I could go on and on and on here...

Fav movies- The Sands of Time, Avatar, Harry Potter, (actually Twilight isn't bad, but you didn't hear it from me), The Simpsons Movie, Up, Get Smart, Return of the Mummy

Music- Muse, Coldplay, The Killers, a-ha, Paramore, "My Last Breath" by Evanescence (here's to the peeps!), The Verve, Oasis, Plain White T's, some I'm too embarrased to say, F.U.N., "Never Say Never" by The Fray, "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol, Vitamin String Quartet, "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit, various classical pieces

Books- Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, any ghost stories (fiction or not), Harry Potter, Origin of Species, Romeo and Juliet, Maximum Ride, the Foundation series, the Hitchhiker's series

I personally think recreational drugs and beer are stupid. I don't see what the big deal is about swearing, because most cuss words actually originated as regular terminology in other languages. There is absolutely no excuse for bad puns and comedy cliches. Despite what you may have read in the Dislikes portion, I am willing to make exceptions at any time. Enough of this. Go off and read. Put down your Corona and click 'til it hurts. (In the nice way. I was referring to the motion one's fingers perform as they select stories and such.) I'm not kidding about the reading.

P.S. I have recently seen a bunch of law firm commercials that deal with deadly medicines. If you are dead, you cannot make a call. No way they went to law school.

Bored Scene reviews
Vernon is in one of his moods, and decides to escape his home. Up to T in the final chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Vernon D., Petunia D. - Complete