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10/06/10

OKAY WELL MY NAME IS KARENE PRONOUNCED KAH-REEN, GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE.

I LIKE TO EAT, SLEEP, READ, AND LISTEN TO MUSIC ON A DAILY BASIS. IM A FANFICTION JUNKIE BUT IF YOU ASK ANY OF MY FRIENDS THE ONLY THING IM ADDICTED TO IS CHRIS BROWN...AND BOOKS.

MY FAVORITE SHOWS ARE

SMALLVILLE ( BEEN WATCHIN SINCE THE FIRST SEASON), GREYS ANATOMY ( AHHHH! CAN ANYONE SAY MCSTEAMY, MCDREAMY, AND MCHOTTIE!!), KYLE XY ( CAN'T BELEIVE THEY ENDED IT LIKE THAT), ONE ON ONE, SEVENTH HEAVEN ( RERUNS RULE!!!!), CHARMED!!!!!! ( WE ARE WOMEN HEAR US ROAR), VAMPIRE DIARIES!! ( DAMON IS MINE), GLEE (KEEPS ME LAUGHING), DARK ANGEL ( WAS UNAPPRECIATED AND ENDED BEFORE ITS TIME), 106 & PARK ( GOTTA HAVE MY MUSIC), ARMY WIVES (IM A HOUSE WIFE AT HEART SO HAVE TO HAVE MY LIFETIME), ONE TREE HILL ( WILL FOREVER LOVE LUCAS), AND OH SO MUCH MORE...WHEN DID I MAKE THE TIME TO WATCH SO MUCH TV??????????????

MY FAVORITE SONGS ARE

AVRIL LAVINE- COMPLICATED, THE READY SET- LOVE LIKE WOE, KID ROCK- ALL SUMMER LONG, BOW WOW- ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, BACKSTREET BOYS- AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME, CHRIS BROWN- SEX, WITH YOU, HOLLOW, BROWN SKIN GIRL, LUCKY ME, GOTTA BE YOUR MAN, MOVIE, SO COLD, DEUCES, MAKE LOVE, NUMBER ONE, LIKE A VIRGIN, I LOVE YOU...OKAY BASICALLY I LOOOVVVVEEE MOST OF CHRIS BROWNS SONGS SO LETS SKIP THE NAMING OF ALL OF THEM BEACUSE MY FINGERS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH WORK ( AND NO LIL'S NOT THAT TYPE OF WORK YOU PERV), TRAVIE McCOY- BILLIONAIRE, BRUNO MARS- JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, MIGUEL JONTEL- LETS JUST BE,...OKAY AND A LOT MORE SONGS

MY FAVORITE BOOKS

TOO MANY TO NAME BUT THE ONES THAT CHANGED MY LIFE NOT SO MUCH

JODI PICOULT- NINETEEN MINUTES, MY SISTERS KEEPER, PLAIN TRUTH, AND PERFECT MATCH.

THE GIVER, INVISIBLE, A CHILD CALLED IT, THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN, LOVELY BONES ( BOOK BETTER THEN THE MOVIE), ERAGON ( MOVIE SUCKED), ELDER, NOT SO MUCH BRISINGR BUT I FELL ITS PREETY DECENT, A FEW MORE BUT MY MINDS DRAWING A BLANK.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

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Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9708 - Favs: 8,819 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected by jemmac77 reviews
Edward left Bella heartbroken, like in New Moon, but never came back. However, he left her pregnant when he decided he was strong enough then instead of in Breaking Dawn. 46 years later and Renesmee and Bella are facing the unexpected. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,235 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Change in Monsters by JaspersAngel reviews
The story takes place a few months after Edward leaves in New Moon. When Bella comes back from Renee's house after Edward leaves, she is having trouble coping. Does she find love again? Bella/Sam
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,969 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sam, Bella - Complete
Primal Desires by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
My Own Special Twilight by bellamarie32 reviews
Bella has been changed into a vampire to finally be with her Edward for eternity. But problems could arise with her new powers that no one seems to understand not even Bella. This story is about the twist and turns of love, and how it never truly fades.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,631 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rising War by grand griffon reviews
Harry is Dumbledores apprentice, learning all he can to survive through to the end of 6th. new powers, new ideas and a new magical focus for Harry! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,753 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete