Hi everyone!

My Name:Call me Liza or Alex!
My Likes: Really Varied. Top list: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Five Nights at Freddy's, Kingdom Hearts, Kid Icarus, Mario, Kirby, Pokemon, the Hunger Games, Slender, Doctor Who, Amnesia: The Dark Decent, The Legend of Zelda, Dead Space, RPG Horror (such as Mad Father, Ib, the Crooked Man, the Witch's House, Corpse Party, ect.), being proud of yourself, Chocolate, music, Drawing(better explained as doodling), writing, imagining things, the Internet, and writing fanfiction I'll probably never post( XD).
Dislikes: Too many things to list, to be honest
Age: 16
Odd Things I Like To Tell People: I can't sleep with my closet door open, I will zone out so completely that I will no longer be able to see or hear you, I sleep so violently that I have to tie my sheets to the bed to keep from getting tangled in them, and if we're friends, more often then not I have compared you to a fictional character.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy(but you love them anyways) then copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered and then forgot again after walking back into the room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at yourself for having a stupid conversation in your mind, yelled back, and then got into a fight with yourself, copy and paste this.

If you have ever talked to the TV and then yelled at it for not listening, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever nailed your chair to the ceiling(don't ask), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have you're own personal world, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can visualize something so well that you can literally see every blade of grass or strand of hair and can almost feel the sun shining on your head and the wind blowing gently through your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your boyfriend dumps you, friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that

aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in reality,

they're amazing. They just have to wait

for the right boy to come

along, the one who's

brave enough

to climb

all the

way to the

top of the tree.

Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Mnicknack, ZehHyperactiveAuthor, LilMissDoodle

Quotes: Being weird is another way of having fun. Having fun is another way to be happy. Being happy is the true way to live! -DGShadowChocolate.

Is there really such a thing as being normal? Being weird is better than being popular. Being yourself is better than being pretty. And loving yourself for the way you are is better than being loved by everyone else for being someone you are not. -Me

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

It's not about your body. It's about theirs.

Do you really want to kill someone? Stop someone from having a life? Growing up, falling in love, growing old? Just because YOU made a mistake, doesn't mean your innocent child should have to pay for it! If you can't take care of him/her, give them up for ADOPTION! Don't KILL them! Having an abortion will haunt you for the rest of your life.

On a Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No, really?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one. . .)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Don't steal! The government hates competition.