Annie is an author from Narnia, written under zero books in the time span of fifteen years. She enjoys riding through the city streets in blue jeans listening to the howling sounds of butterflies and making her characters cry... because all characters are ungrateful children of the author's imagination. Annie has a pet bear/ wolf/ tiger mix, named Jeremy, who - no, Jeremy, bad boy! Get off me, I'm trying to write my blurb! YOU PIECE OF FC*K GET OFF OF ME! WHY THE HELL DID I EVER ADOPT YOU??? I SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU WITH THE TRASHCAN YOU LITLLE -

Ahaha, no. OK, here's real information:

I am a fifteen year old girl from Canada who is nicknamed Annie. Currently, I am working on a book series I hope to get published. I find myself to be very critical of my own and other's writing, so I find it hard to find a book that I am interested in. Even then, there are certain things about it that will poke me in the eye.

I love writing, as well as singing, abstract art, and history (my favorite historical event was the French Revolution). I am a gay rights supporter, being bisexual myself and having close friends who are not heterosexual.

And that's all you need to know about me, really. Please enjoy your stay here at The South Side Restaurant ;)

Story Update Notices!!!!

Reincarnated Update - January 28/ 2013: Sorry for my crappy updating skills (or the lack of skills) guys! I'm trying to get it up as fast as I can, but school is pulling me down. I promise that I am working on the new chapter, and I hope to have it up in some time in February (wow, very specific Annie). Please be patient and I promise the best chapter I can possibly write in the time.

Reincarnated Update - Feb 12/ 2013: I finished writing the next chapter about a week ago, and I sent it to my Beta. Due to the fact that both of us are busy people, I am unsure as to when the chapter can go up, free of grammar and spelling mistakes. I'm hoping on the 25th, but I'm not sure

Update Schedules

Reincarnated (Main story at the moment) My goal is to post a chapter every 25th of each month. It might take me a while to get into the habit of following the schedule, but I I hope to get a hold of it and keep that hold

One - shots (Story ideas that can't be continued): Whenever I feel like one, but I will strive to make one per month

Favorite Books (Not in order)

1984 - Gorge Orwell

Animal Farm - Gorge Orwell

Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë

Darkest Powers (series) - Kelly Armstrong

Darkness Rising (series) - Kelly Armstrong

The Infernal Devices - Cassandra Clare

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordin

The Hunger Games (only the first book) - Suzanne Collins

And there are so many others that I can't think of at this moment but surely will remember later and fuck myself over and stab myself in the heart and - I'm getting too gruesome I'm sorry (hehe).

Favorite Characters (In books, movies, TV shows etc.) (No particular order)

1. FINNICK ODAIR (THE HUNGER GAMES) WHYJDHFFKJGHFBVJZFNVBDF WHGY WHY MS. COLLINS??????????

2. Aphrodite Lafont (House of Night)

3. Aria Montgomery (Pretty Little Liars)

4. Tori Enright (Darkest Powers)

5. Benjamin the donkey (Animal Farm)

6. Jem Carstairs (The Infernal Devices)

7. Max Black (Two Broke Girls)

My OTPs

1. Finnick x Annie (The Hunger Games) [Again, I say: WHYJDHFFKJGHFBVJZFNVBDF WHGY WHY MS. COLLINS???!!]

2. Travis x Katie (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

3. Percy's Pen x Annabeth's Hat (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

4. Jem x Tessa (The Infernal Devices)

5. Magnus x Alec (The Mortal Instruments)

6. Charlotte x Henry (The Infernal Devices)

NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate
you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away
when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.

It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

Just because you're different doesn't mean you're less worthy in my eyes. Just remember that there is always a rainbow after a storm

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer.

Total: 2

Australian

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard Barbie.

You know a Barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

You are tanned.

You're a bit of a bogan.

You have an australian something

Total: 2

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel.

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands

Total: 4

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish

You like tacos. (Tacos are Mexican...)

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 3

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time.

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total: 1

Polish

Your parents let you drink

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 0 (Awww, no Polish for me? *sad face*)

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles.

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers

Total: 4

Asian

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.

You have family from Asia.

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

You have glasses/contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

Total: 6

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German.

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You’re over 5’10”.

You know the real meaning of “Fag”.

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military. (When they’re on YouTube for doing stupid stuff. That’s funny :D)

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 6

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer. (Under aged person. But I’ll try it later in life :D)

You say eh.

You know what poutine is.

You speak French (A little bit.)

You love Tim Horton’s.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi.

You play/ played hockey or watch it. (CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS! DHHGRGHFJDGHADFGURFHD)

You know who Massari is.

Total: 7

French

You like French toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French (A little. Comment ca va?)

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 4

American

You hate foreigners.

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more than 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 3

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city. (Or Rhode Island)

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.

You share a bathroom with 5 people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 4

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food!

You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel.

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 6

EGYPTIAN :

You are smart in math or science (Science. Kind of. Yeah, I am. Or am I?)

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle names

Total: 3

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school

You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

total: 4

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent

One of your family members has an accent

You actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

You've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

Any team playing England is your best friend

You have tried haggis

Sean Connery lol

You drink tap water

You know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

total: 3

New Zealand

You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

You know what a Barbie is

You hate Aussies

You know what an 'Aussie' is

You know that NZ is famous only because of Lord of the Rings

You like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps

You know what L&P is and you like it!

Total:2

I am a Canadian. I seriously needed a quiz to tell me what I already know (

BOLD the ones that fit you

I’M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I’m POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver

I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight

I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.