Oh... You found me then...

Well seeing as you're here you might as well have a look around. But be warned, this be a place of despicable evil and randomness. Where slippery chickens and quivering, iridescent cucumbers lurk around every corner.

ahem...

My favorite ships are listed below in the form of words. Most of the stuff I post here is crap. I'm a depraved 14 year old female who doesn't leave the house nearly often enough to be healthy and is sometimes too horny to think coherently. nods

My pathetic contributions to the fandom can be foundhere If you're incredibly bored and have some time to kill you might want to go give them a read.

Anything that doesn't involve crossovers and/or pet love

Age :14

DoB: April 4, 1991

Hair color: Dark brown with 'hot rod red' streaks

Eye color: honey brown

Hight: 5 feet 4 1/3 inches

Friend's: Xandra, Jake, Amy,Camdon...need more of 'em don't I

short snippet of my life...

The monk wants my money.

I have one of two things tattooed on my forehead, and they are either 666, or PUSH OVER.

I can't go to market anymore without getting stopped by a monk. Yes, a monk. I know they're going to stop me, too, because they look directly at me and this HUGE smile appears on their face. Can't avoid them, either... I've tried... they jump out in front of you. One time one of them actually jumped in front of my whilst I was in mid-conversation with a friend and shouted "BOO!" I think I nearly shit my pants that day.

Anyway, so yeah, I'm on my way to mysecrect meeting of ultimate secrecy and, sure enough, I'm stopped. I smile politely, because, you know... monk, and let him blather on for a few minutes about Krishna, then he starts talking about donations and I'm all "ARGH, THE MONK WANTS MY MONEY!" I ask him how much he's after (because, yes, I can't say no to them anymore. I think they actually know me by name now) and he says they're trying to get $10 from 10 people and $5 from 5 people... Um... ok. "Will $2 do?" I asked, knowing full well I have over $20 in my pocket. :)

"Yes, that's fine, any little you can spare."

So I hand over 2 dollars and I'm about to walk off when he asks me if I want this book. Now, I've given the guy $2, only 10 of what I actually have on me, and I walk away with a 330 page hardback copy of The Science of Self-Realization. ~_ Buh...?

Ah well... it'll go nicely with the copy of Krishna they gave me last year.

9 Things I've Done That Other People Might Not Have.

1. Nearly been crushed under a ride at the fair. I was running to get a seat as the ride was slowing down, tripped over a pole that was sticking out and fell flat on my face. When I tried to push myself up, the ride was on top of me and I couldn't breathe. Luckily, my dad was there and he managed to pull the ride off me. I was... er... about six at the time.

2. Got hit by a motorbike and didn't feel a thing due to being royally sloshed at 3:30 in the morning.

3. Lost a phone in the middle of the park, gone home, sobbed my eyes out, only to find it again the next day under a tree.

4. Been chased for nearly a block and a half by a Doberman and outrun it. is proud of that one

5. Found a $5 bill in the pocket of a brand new pair of jeans. That one still baffles me to this day...

6. Driven a teacher out of class by getting the whole class to hum really loudly throughout his entire lesson. Last I heard, he'd gone to Brazil. Seems we drove him out of more than just theclass ;)

7. Won a script writing contest and had my script read out live on Children's TV. Um... I was 12. Looking back on it, it wasn't very good, which makes me wonder if maybe I was the only person that entered. gets paranoid

8. Got out of a fight by telling someone I had rabies... Yes... this was when I was still in primary school.

9. Eaten cat food just to see what it tasted like. I was highly disappointed. it was like wet soggy air w/ crunchy bits, cats seem to like it though…

Hmmmmm, haven't I lived an exciting life? Arf arf...