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 Author has written 4 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Name: Clemont Pronouns: He/Him Hi! Welcome to the Fanfiction.net page I started way back when in 2013. I've moved on to greener pastures now; hit me up on Tumblr or Twitter. Thank you for supporting the silly stuff I began when I was a young greenhorn. :3 Media Platforms: Tumblr: complementary-oxymorons (personal) fishesandchopsticks (art) nymphonically (writing, to be updated soon) Twitter: fishesnchopstix (mostly art and rants) Completed Projects: Transformers: TF Chatroom Rated: K plus Summary: A bunch of Bots in the chatroom. Who knows what mischief happens in cyberspace? Contains OCs, silliness, slight crack and all around fun! Might have OOCness, but oh well! Transformers: Autobot Wash Rated: T Summary: It's the summer vacation and Hannah has been "employed" by her uncle to wash and repair a few military cars for a summer job. Strange thing is, he conveniently left out that these vehicles were slightly malfunctioning. Just what is the problem with them? Rated T since I'm paranoid. Hints of JazzxOC fluff. |
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Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 351,901 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Roses Are Red by Scriptor Bellum reviews
"... Violets are blue, energon is sweet, and so are you!" Happy Valentine's Day from the Transformers! The best thing is their Valentine's cards come all year round. So sit back with some chocolate, and read the poems they've written you! Rated just for safety...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/28/2012
Human Lover by Jade Sayre reviews
Sam kept to herself. She went to school, she ignored people, she went home, and she worked on projects. This was her life and she preferred it that way. However, when giant robots in the middle of a civil war and the government decide to drag her out of her simple life, Sam is more than a little ticked off. "The girl's blood pressure is worrying me, Optimus. May I sedate her?"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sam W.
Path of the Chosen 1: A Beginning by Ferngirl reviews
Cara's Pokémon journey doesn't start out quite how she expects, but that doesn't stop her from enjoying her Kanto adventures. As she and her friends travel and take on gyms, she finds herself getting snagged in the plans of a strange and malevolent group known as Team Rocket. Cara will do anything to stop them from harming the mysterious Pokémon that seems to be following her.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,998 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Pikachu, Mew, Charmander/Hitokage, Ponyta - Complete
A Different View of Things by Chistarpax reviews
After having three liaisons quit in as many weeks the Autobots don't know if they'll ever have that particular position filled. At least until the fourth 'candidate' arrived. Now they are wondering if Primus had been laughing at them the entire time. AU Set after the third movie. OptimusxOC Rated for violence in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,319 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Optimus Prime, Jazz, Ironhide, Ratchet
Life in Ouran HighSchool Host Club by awsmpup reviews
Me and my friends were enjoying a peaceful *cough*not*cough* evening, when all of a sudden we're transported into our favorite anime. Tamaki/OC, Haruhi/OC, Kyoya/Oc, Kaoru/OC, Hikaru/OC, Honey/OC, Mori/OC, Renka/OC Sorry if the summary sucks this is my first fanfiction so please be nice
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,054 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Kaoru H.
Crossing the River by Autobot Mech-Ops reviews
Iren Flames is an abused foster kid with a shocking double life as a blood fighter who lives in Mission City. Learn how she gets entangled with the Autobots and more. T for swearing and abuse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,744 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe, OC
The Marked Feraligatr by Twisted List reviews
Memories are suppose to be light-hearted and a reminder of pleasant times; Yet all she can think of is how awful her life has become since she saw a man killed in front of her by her own Pokémon. Lyra, now fifteen years old, is still recovering from the shock that occurred on that horrific night three years ago, with the support of Ethan, and his brash friend, Silver. Rated M!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,728 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone, Feraligatr/Ordile
Operation: Memory Wipe by skullfighter26 reviews
A pair of twin femmes think they're fighting on the right side, the decepticons. But one day, their world is shattered when they find out that everything they believed - except each other - was a lie. Now they have no choice but to go to the Autobots for help. Will they finally learn the true meaning of freedom and family? Or will they suffer the consequences of trying?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/31/2015 - OC
You Paired Me With Who? by Midori12 reviews
The characters of Pokémon have been paired off with some strange people and/or Pokémon, but how do they really feel about it? Well, here's their first-hand accounts! Watch them go through their own shipping lists with mostly humorous responses! What could possibly go wrong? - Currently updating old chapters; May 5 - Skyla, Max and Trip / May 8 - Volkner, Black and Bianca (Bel)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,640 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2012
source(s) by voidur reviews
Ichimatsu is an active member of an Internet forum.
Mr. Osomatsu/おそ松さん - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Ichimatsu M. - Complete
My Immortal - A Very English Commentary by LittleEnglishLass reviews
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. In front of you lies an arduous trek through the depths of madness, you walk a path upon which many poor souls have fallen, their bodies cast upon the ground. Steel thy heart, brave traveller. I believe in you. Welcome to My Immortal, I shall be your guide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,556 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 5/4/2014
Megatron Dominated by MissCHSparkles reviews
Optimus has long desired a certain Mech and when fate gives him said Mech, nothing will stop him taking what he wants. Warning for dub/non con and sexual scenes. Will include other Autobot/Decepticon pairings but not always the ones you'd expect.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,475 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Operation: Femme Fatale by Wrecker Radioactive reviews
Seven girls get transported to G1 and turned into femmes! *inspired by Diamond White's work* many OCs and high humor and TONS of Sentinel bashing. Set on Cybertron. Enjoy! too many couples to list Rated M for mature for a reason! If you do not like it then do not read it!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,797 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 5/2/2012
In Sheep's Clothing by Miss Kitty DeMarco reviews
[Story of Seasons] Klaus wanted her. He knew it was wrong. She was too young, too innocent. She belonged with someone else, he told himself. What he didn't know was that she wanted him, too.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,605 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 5/26/2015 - [Klaus, Annie/Minori] Raeger, Marian
Poppin' Apathy by Renakazama reviews
Matsuno Ichimatsu, the fourth of Matsuno Sextuplets, was trapped in a seemingly endless loop in which one of the sextuplets dies every day. Osomatsu-san fic. Suicide, violence, murder, and character deaths abound. Please proceed with caution.
Mr. Osomatsu/おそ松さん - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Osomatsu M., Ichimatsu M., Karamatsu M. - Complete
A Bad Time by RisingSm0ke reviews
Sans is gonna give whoever is bullying Frisk at school a bad time. Gender neutral Frisk, post pacifist run.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Sans - Complete
Spare by Sazuka57 reviews
Warning: Character Death. Warning: Spoilers for genocide route. Frisk and Chara fight for control over Frisk's body during a crucial moment.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/20/2015
You Need Me by rainbowstarscream reviews
Megatron and Starscream share quite a history. We've seen the result of it, but how did it begin? How did they come to be the Decepticon warlord and second-in-command that we all know? TW for rape and rape mention.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 153,948 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Megatron, Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker
Soundwave's life on the Nemesis by BeeSamusnChief reviews
Soundwave being the first decepticon to listen to every problem and accomplish every task, as emotionless as he looks, hop on the Nemesis with him and you willl find one of the most sarcastic immature mechs on the Nemesis, if not even more sarcastic then Knockout, he dosen't dare to speak any of his thoughts to the others, but why is he so sarcastic and immature?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,302 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Soundwave, Megatron, Knock Out, Bumblebee - Complete
I Can Fix You by Poke-lover88 reviews
It seemed the impossible had happened: Ghetsis, the man who didn't feel anything for even his own son, had fallen in love. And what was even more shocking, was that it was White he was infatuated with; the enemy. That fact alone puts White in quite a predicament, but she wonders if somehow because of this, she could possibly make him a better person. ―Gretelshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,553 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., Hilda/Touko] - Complete
Path of the Chosen 5: Reality 'N Perfection by Ferngirl reviews
Cara is no stranger to seeing people mistreat Pokémon, but she's always found humans who love Pokémon and treat them as family. When she runs into a group bent on freeing Pokémon from the tyranny of humans, Cara's attempts to reason with their leader seem to have little effect. To the contrary, the encounters make her question the very relationship between humans and Pokémon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,297 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Ponyta, N H./Natural H. G., Braviary/Wargle, Serperior /Jaroda - Complete
Pokémon Researcher by Smurfy021 reviews
Someone always has to research things before everyone can have it as regular knowledge. Sometimes this info may seem trivial. For some it is important. Sometimes this info comes at a price. One man only wanted to make a difference. His name will not die now. Warning: this will include some violence, Pokemon mating and later on include Pokemonxhuman situations.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,437 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 11/6/2012
Pokémon Resort by Smurfy021 reviews
There is a resort where trainers can relax with their Pokémon. However, this isn't a regular resort. Trainers practice "Poké love!" But not everyone agrees with this practice. Some will kill because of it. WARNING: Pokémonxhuman, general sex and violence!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,495 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Infamy by magma-krystal reviews
This tale chronicling the life of Team Magma's leader, Maxie Matsubusa, begins as he leaves home for college, where he finds a best friend in roommate Archie Aogiri. As time passes, Maxie falls in love, experiences unendurable tragedy, and watches himself grow older as a selfish war rages on, threatening to transform his very self.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Tabitha/Homura
The Driving Force by Poke-lover88 reviews
White should've been happy, as her dream to become Champion was about to come true, but she couldn't help but think about one person that was missing. Then when Looker asks her for help, and Team Plasma once again arises, she is sent on another journey not only to destroy Ghetsis and his evil team, but convince N, the love of her life, to come back to Unova. Events from B/W & B/W 2
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,693 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko]
Fraternizing by Whozawhatcha reviews
A Decepticon torturer isn't the kind of femme the Autobots are willing to take into their ranks but Optimus makes an exception for their eager prisoner. However, no one expected the slightly bipolar femme to carry a dangerous grudge with her ambiguous past. Stakes run high and secrets run deep, and despite her conversion to Autobot, this femme cant shake her ties with Decepticons
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 75 - Words: 386,034 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Cliffjumper, Optimus Prime, Megatron
A Transformer Discovery by CatGirlFireflare reviews
When my sister and I discover something incredible, it changes our entire world. It turns out that Transformers are't as fictioal as we'd been told... Ok, I know it's not very original. Sorry. But it WILL be good, I promise!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 114,162 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 1/7/2012
X and Y: The Kalos Chronicles by SDproductions reviews
Traversing Kalos? Easy. Becoming Champion? Easier. Dealing with your ragtag group of friends, including girls who have the hots for you, and a Pokemon who knows more about you and your quest than he's letting on? Well, easy or not, Calem will have to face all that and more, in this epic tale of adventure, coming-of-age, friendship, and romantic hijinks. On indefinite hiatus...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,703 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Kirlia, Calem/Calme, Serena, Shauna/Sana
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Rules to Keep You Alive by DuskMoon15 reviews
Look, I don't know how you got here, and I don't want to. But if you're going to stay here, then there are some rules you need to know to stay alive. Oh, and I should probably tell you who I am before we get into that. My name is Shiloh Winters, and I'm the only human who lives on the Nemesis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,374 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012
Underestimated by Defiant Nefelibata reviews
Covers the time skip from my story 'Never say Goodbye' with my OC Megan, with relevance to the future plot line. There's twin trouble and a fritzing Prowl. Wheeljack's lab explodes and a normally impassive spy looses his cool. Everything from fluff to humor in this one! More will be added. If you've read 'Never say Goodbye' (or even if you haven't) you'll want to read this one!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,610 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Optimus Prime, Dino/Mirage, OC
Living With the Twins: The Guideline by Chistarpax reviews
You think living on a base with Cybertronians would be easy... but then you have to throw in that the twins are your guardians. Hello the need for a guideline. Join me as I create the guideline to living with the twins... and hopefully I'll live long enough to finish it. Rated for possible language in future chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
One Human, One Spark by Whozawhatcha reviews
What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 404,988 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Arcee, Wheeljack, Bulkhead, Miko N. - Complete
When our universe is on the other side by NeonProwl reviews
What do you think was on the otherside of the SpaceBridge in "A space bridge to close"? What would happen if Blurr, Bumblebee,Blitzwing, Prowl, Skywarp and Thundercracker meet with two fans of the show? The story of me and my brother as we try to comprehend the fact that our favorite bots are in our world.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Blitzwing, Prowl, Blurr, Skywarp
Tag, You're It by Sexy-Whales reviews
The rules are quite simple. Players will have twenty hours to escape from the hotel. Failure to do so will result in the building's detonation at the twentieth hour. We advise that you begin your escape as soon as possible and, of course, we wish you good luck. Rated M for violence and gore, and some language
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Miku H., Rin K., Len K., Luka M.
ReUniversed by Split Lifeforce reviews
Miranda and Emily, loyal TransFans and friends, til' the very end. But can they get a handle on things when the Decepticons and Autobots show up in their universe, and they are torn between each other and the faction they support most? And there could be a new enemy just around the corner, waiting to tear both factions to shreds when the time is right. Adventure/Humor/Romance
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
More Than Just Sisters by Darkwater's Remorse reviews
A series of lemons detailing Elsa and Anna's secret relationship. Despite the dangers of their taboo love, the two sisters fall in the embrace of love and desire. Elsanna icest ensues. Rated m for a reason!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Anna, Elsa
Two Worlds, One Family by Goldstreak reviews
A tornado destroyed her home. A guardian was there to guide her to a new home. Some relationships never end, but when gunfights and amnesia are in there as well, how is she supposed to remember who she is in love with? Ironhide is having trouble getting her to remember him, and all the times he stood by her. IH/OC, IHxOC, IronhidexOC, Ironhide/OC. Epic love story.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 358,571 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Ironhide - Complete
Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake: The Series! by iamconstantine reviews
The gender-swapped version of the series. ALL OF THIS IS COPYRIGHTED! I OWN NOTHING!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 328,247 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Fionna, Cake
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4536 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Thrill of the Hunt by Wide Spread Panic reviews
Mech x human OC rated for lang., sexual content, and violence. It started as a simple wager. All he had to do was get a kiss... from a human female. It shouldn't have been that hard, but fate had other plans. Now oneshots with various TFs. Mecha/F smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,477 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Trailbreaker, Soundwave
War Dawn by NeonProwl reviews
Megatron has escaped and is now starting another war. Join the adventure of the TFA cast and many OC's from both factions and fight. This story is for the OC's. Anyone who had an OC that wants to be in this battle can join in and even make there own spin off of this. This will have OC x who ever depending on the OC, if a character is taken well I'm sorry.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Prowl, Blitzwing, Megatron, OC
The Flames of War by Hellion Prime
Unknown to many Cybertronians, there was a 7th Ancient. His name was forgotten, but his title is well known. He is The War-God, and he is returning.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - OC
A sweet Misunderstanding by NeonProwl reviews
Ben has to clean the Attic and Rook decided to visit. A look around turns into an sweet kiss. All Fluff! BRoken
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Ben T., Rook - Complete
Lest We Forget by LittleEnglishLass
Today was not a day for things to be missed. As proven by the tiny, uninteresting figure leaning against the doorway of a large hangar, watching the rather more intriguing frame that stood stoically underneath the inky silk of the night sky, dotted with tiny, eternally flickering diamonds of light.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Dino/Mirage - Complete
Leather and Ice by ChristianTheWarrior reviews
Elsanna AU in which they are not sisters. Anna has a crush on the really cute girl Elsa at the coffee shop. Imagine her surprise when at a local kinky event she runs into said girl. BDSM CONTENT AHOY.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Elsa, Anna
Float like a butterfly, love like a bee by MissCHSparkles reviews
When Cosmos is forced to Earth for repairs, he learns he must stay there until he's full recovered. What happens when he takes an interest in a certain yellow scout? And what will Bumblebee do when he learns of certain customs fliers have? Read on to find out, written by me and Transformerfan123.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Bumblebee, Cosmos
Our Family by NeonProwl reviews
OCxProwl Neon has something important to tell Prowl. How will he take it? And how will the others take it? Made while listening to 'Dreaming of you' and making dialogue with my brothers OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Prowl
Ten Ways to Annoy a Cowboy by SomaFan reviews
Ten funny, fluffy, or romantic mini-stories, centered around Vaughn and Chelsea's relationship. Read at Own Risk to sanity...seriously they are that bad. Probably not worth an M rating but put there just to be safe.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Now Hiring by have-a-cookie reviews
WANTED! Need a young maid that can cook and clean. Anything about sexual harassment in the job description? No? Well then, I'm so not getting paid enough. HikaruxOCxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Mon Amour by Professor Sexymore reviews
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Professor Sycamore can't get a certain young prodigy off his mind, so he visits her out of the blue. Things get heated quickly. "Just wait, mon amour. You'll be a mess beneath me before long." LACEWOODSHIPPING. [SerenaxSycamore] Contains lots of smut.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Serena, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by TheShatteredRose reviews
Serena spies Calem and Professor Sycamore sitting in a cosy corner in a café. What were they doing together? ::Shounen ai, Sycamore/Calem::
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Calem/Calme] Serena - Complete
My Little Lovely Boys by Tafyapyap reviews
Shouji, a 16 year old, loves cute shotas and yaoi manga. He always wanted to be the seme in those situations, and that'll come true, thanks to Braixen and Lucario! M x M x M and Pokephilia. Rated M!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Lucario - Complete
Fireworks and Nibbles by DarkLordK reviews
After retrieving the Furfrou belonging to the owner of Parfum Palace, Serena and Shauna are invited to watch a fireworks show in honor of... Furfrou. As the girls watch, things take a very interesting turn, and Serena discovers something about herself as well as her friend. SerenaXShauna. Contains a small bit of language and sexual content, but nothing big. Pokémon Nintendo.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Serena, Shauna/Sana - Complete
Dare by ChallengeFate reviews
G1. Adira was a young femme that ended up on The Ark along with the Autobots. She was happy as one could be fighting in a war, at least that's what her comrades and friends believed, and she would make sure it stayed that way. Everyone had something they worried about, they didn't need her troubles to. Too bad she won't escape her war torn past that easy. TwinsxOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Optimus Prime, OC
The Mighty Fall by TheLittleStray reviews
A king reflects on his conqueror. Lysandre remembers a withdrawn little girl who looked lost, even amiss the company of her friends. Now, he can only see a Champion with an army at her waist. Sycamore's pupil turned into a force to be reckoned with, and now the fallen leader wonders how he had missed her transition from trainer to solider. A Post Pokemon X Story.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Serena
A Little Beam of Moonlight by Speedstreek360 reviews
The Autobots have gained a new mini-con, a strong femme who saves Optimus' life…and captures his spark….
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Optimus Prime, OC] - Complete
In a Stride by Speedstreek360 reviews
Lightstrider could handle anything if it was for the mech he loved and the faction he would forever be loyal too….but how can he face Optimus, the love of his life after being broken by the enemy? (Request for Lightrunner. set in TFP Pre-Earth)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Optimus Prime, OC] - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by katergator reviews
One thing leads to another when Starfire and Raven attend a lingerie party and Robin gets a surprise view of Starfire's new undergarment. StarxRob and RaexBB full summary inside
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,689 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Fiery Rage by Speedstreek360 reviews
Instead of finding out his kind's termination from Ratchet, Predaking finds out from his soon to be spark-mate…(For KohakuPrime42195)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
Cry No More by Speedstreek360 reviews
Before their goodbye to the humans, Optimus pays his last respects to the body of someone he had always held dear to his spark, even as he fell into insanity…(Post Deadlock, mild spoilers for Predacons Rising Movie...)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Heated Passion by Speedstreek360 reviews
When Stormlight hits his first heat-cycle, it procures some interesting results….(one-shot, Transformers Prime)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Predaking - Complete
Two Kings by Poke-lover88 reviews
The choice should have been easy: the innocent and caring boy who had saved her life, or the impulsive and controlling man who had put it in danger in the first place. However for White, the choice was getting harder and harder every day. ―Ferriswheel & Gretel. (On hiatus)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko, Ghetsis H./Geechisu H.]
Missed You by Speedstreek360 reviews
Finally, after eons of separation, Optimus is reunited with his bond-mate as they share their first night together since the exodus. (for Rainbow-Velociraptor, because I adore her and I think she deserves a gift fic with her otp in it! This is for you bebe, feel better soon.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus - Complete
CRAZY by Kitteh Of Doom reviews
The Decepticons take in a human girl and their lives go from "normal" crazy to outright CRAZY! But she might be want they need in their lives...until the Autobots think she needs to be rescued.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013
Quincy's Foxy Men! by Tafyapyap reviews
Dat title. So, another ginjinka Pokemon reverse harem story, yay ! Quincy, a very tall 10 year-old, travels around the Unova region and other regions with her six Eevees. A certain incident makes her sprain her ankle and due to a certain line she said, her six evolved Eevees turned into...rated M!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Flareon/Booster, Glaceon/Glacia, Jolteon/Thunders, Leafeon/Leafia
All in Routine by Tinylittletrashbot reviews
Peach and Bowser manage to sneak off for another reuniting. NSFW
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
Rise of the Johto Elite by Lord Lucious reviews
One year after the events at the Pokemon Resort, the Johto Champion has dispatched his family to find individuals who will make up the first ever Johto Elite Four.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Lugia - Complete
Waiting For the End by Jade Sayre reviews
Seph hated her life. An outcast at school, a prisoner at home. Being the only daughter of Poseidon didn't help her out any, nor the horny gods that were chasing after her. And don't even get her started on the hot blond Son of Hermes. Book 1 in the Daughter of Poseidon series. Fem!Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Percy J.
Relief by Speedstreek360 reviews
After a terrible battle with the Autobots Megatron receives relief from the most unexpected of mechs…(Birthday present for i-love-all-yaoi)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Megatron, Predaking - Complete
A Medic Affair by Sideways On Cybertron reviews
TFP. The others always said Ratchet could use a human companion. To him, the notion was absurd. But when an unwitting medical student is caught in the crossfire of the Autobot/Decepticon conflict, the medic soon discovers he has more in common with her than he ever would have imagined. A CanonxOC experiment of epic proportions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,540 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Ratchet
Kyoya Loses (For Once) by don't-even-ask1 reviews
On a school-wide test, Kyoya Ootori receives second place. Second! Kyoya is devastated and wants to know who beat him, but is everything as simple as it seems? Preslash...unless you squint, then it's slash at the end. Two-shot!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Just don't give a Frag by NeonProwl reviews
OC/Prowl Jazz/Bumblebee I was intentionally going to make a crack fic. My oc dirty dancing just to mess with Prowl. But due to a song by Adam Lambert it turned to this! Bumblebee and Neon where dancing. Neon wants Prowl to dance. After a while he does dance. When a certain song comes on a sexual chain of events happens between (my oc) Neon and Prowl. And Jazz and Bumblebee Sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Bumblebee, Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Snapshot of Unluckiness by Tafyapyap reviews
Requested by Anon. Daniel, a Pokephotographer, is assigned the risky mission of snapping shots at Pink Rock, highly populated by very horny, yet assertive females. Little did he know, this would be the worst day on the job. Pokephilia. Rated M.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Lucario, Feraligatr/Ordile, Zoroark - Complete
A Force to Be Reckoned With by Poke-lover88 reviews
White, a gifted trainer in Unova is starting out on her journey; but little does she know that she will single handedly have to battle Team Plasma, and figure out her feelings for not only their leader, N, but also a talented Pokemon breeder named Brock. ―Ferriswheel & WhiteBoulder
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 214,359 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko, Brock/Takeshi] - Complete
Forget Me Not by Speedstreek360 reviews
After all these centuries, Overlord finally remembers…who and what he as before the war….and now Fort Max can be at peace knowing he does. (IDW MTMTE G1)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Fortress Maximus, Overlord - Complete
Heat in the Cold Forest by Tafyapyap reviews
Request by Shen-chan. Ali and her two girls Lucario and Zoroark take refuge in a cave since they're lost in a forest. While it all seems bad at first, the girls decide to pass the time in their own way, and then Blaziken joins the party! ;D Anthrofied and F x F x F x M
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Lucario, Blaziken/Bursyamo, Zoroark - Complete
On My Own by Speedstreek360 reviews
Maybe he was destined to be alone….why keep hoping to have the one he loved, who would never return his feelings? (Transformers G1) (Prowl/Starscream, Starscream/Soundwave, squinty Jazz/Prowl. Very squinty)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Jazz, Prowl, Starscream - Complete
A Little Fall of Rain by Speedstreek360 reviews
She smiled at him, her final moments the happiest of her life. (Optimus Prime/Elita-One (one-sided), Optimus Prime/Megatron (TFP))
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Path of the Chosen 4: Of Two Worlds by Ferngirl reviews
Cara didn't expect to end up at the Ranger Union of Fiore, but when it comes to ending up somewhere unexpected, nothing compares to getting lost through a dimensional doorway and landing on a world inhabited only by Pokémon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,895 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Mewtwo, Pikachu, Charmander/Hitokage, Ponyta - Complete
Language Barrier by Nitrobot reviews
TFA: 'I don't speak German but I can if you like...' Blitzwing/Blackarachnia oneshot, rated for sexual references.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Blitzwing, Blackarachnia - Complete
My Little Pony: Ecstasy is Magic -or- Friendship is Ecstasy by DarkLordK reviews
A series of shameless, smutty one-shots just for the sake of being shameless, smutty one-shots. Plots are almost non-existent, save for a set-up to the pairing. Absolutely NOT for anyone under 18.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012
A Twinsectual Adventure in Hoenn! by Tafyapyap reviews
A chapter story request by Zombyra. Follow the Hoenn adventures of two twins, Alice and Matthew! See how they conquer through the Hoenn region, sexually and comically! Rated M ! ;)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
At Swerve's by Anonymous.Fragger reviews
Spawned from a pair of Tumblr RPers. Cyclonus talks Tailgate into having some public sex at Swerve's bar. Lots and lots and LOTS of it. Sticky, public, mass overloads, Cyclonus/Tailgate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Swerve, Tailgate, Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus - Complete
Consolation by Cannonade reviews
After yet another failure, Thundercracker and Skywarp insist on comforting Starscream. What are trine mates for? G1 One shot, pointless Seeker smut, sticky. SSxTCxSW. Mature, don't like, don't read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Sometimes by Scriptor Bellum reviews
If I'd known my uncle was this creepy cool snake dude, I would have opted to move in with HIM a long time ago. Oh yeah, and there's his sweet team of ninjas... their leader is super hot, by the way. eventual Kimi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kimimaro K., Orochimaru
Makeovers and New Paint Jobs by DuskMoon15 reviews
The Nemesis has a new rule: Knock Out and Shiloh cannot shut up; leave it alone. Subset One: They are not allowed to make bets about it, as neither one of them will win. And the consequences are not pretty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Knock Out - Complete
Rules and Regulations by Kurohane Ookami reviews
He never saw them coming. A guide to the many ways of the Prowl and what best works in causing him the most misery. And for once, it's not the Twins fault! M for language.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Prowl
Boxer's Freedom by Puppet String reviews
An Animal Farm one-shot I wrote as a tribute to Boxer. Contains spoilers. WARNING: Dark material. Not for sensitive readers. No bad words or adult content, just a brief sad moment.
Animal Farm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Violets Are Blue by Scriptor Bellum reviews
"... Sugar's still sweet, and baby, I want you!" The companion to Roses Are Red, but this time, the poems are from us fans to the Transformers. What makes us love them? Well, have a look inside and find out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012
Duck Attack by Hubero reviews
"What are you up to?" Ironhide scrutinized Jaime warily. "Have Jazz or Sides ever got on your nerves, and you wanted to get payback?" she asked slyly. "Every Orn," he grunted. "How'd you like to make them paranoid that someone was after them?" He looked at her. She had his entire attention now. "Who?" he asked. Jaime grinned devilishly. "Karma." T because of swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
How Sweet the Sound by Deceptifemme reviews
Sweet and sad scene I wish I could have put into a story, though someone might like it anyway so here is a sad and slightly spiritual story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
The Most Unexpected Courting by Nokkonen reviews
As one of the oldest dragons in his clan, Ratchet has seen almost everything but when he's rescued from an unwanted claiming by a pair of clan-less dragons, he's faced with a whole new problem. AU. Dragonformers. RatchetxTwins & minor pairings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Operation: Valentine by DuskMoon15 reviews
"Okay, whatever just happened, I didn't do it." With both Autobots and Decepticons mysteriously finding Valentines from various humans who should not know about them, would you really believe Shiloh had nothing to do with this?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
My Valentine by Speedstreek360 reviews
Now that the war has ended, Magnus becomes the target of a certain seeker's affections.(Transformers G1: Post-War AU)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Ultra Magnus, Thundercracker
Black Widow by Old Northerner reviews
As Knock Out reflects on Breakdown's loss, he finds comfort in the most unlikely source. He's also surprised to learn that Megatron has been harboring secret affections for him as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Megatron, Knock Out - Complete
Autobots Hate Youtube by inkdragon13 reviews
We humans all know that Youtube can be extremely annoying. However, Bumblebee sees it as a wonderful opportunity to annoy the living daylights out of the other Autobots. Let the trolling begin!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bumblebee
Turn Me On by Speedstreek360 reviews
Jazz is in his heat-cycle and who else can help him out better than his favorite Cyber-ninja? Set in TFA!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Stereo Hearts by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
Jazz has been a servant of Prowl's for years now. As his Master's behavior become more and more agressive toward him, Jazz seeks release in the music of slum clubs. There, he meets a DJ that will change his life forever. BlasterxJazz Some ProwlxJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blaster, Jazz
Betrayed by Speedstreek360 reviews
Barricade finally finds out who killed his father, Skyquake. Tied with my "Three Little Words" verse, sometime before it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
The Club by ShinjiHiroku reviews
Living in a world that abhors pokephilia obviously isn't easy for a pokephiliac. So what can do you do? Join the Pokemon Club, indulge in your fantasies without fear of the law. If only, if only. Something like that couldn't possibly exist could it?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,525 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Impacting the Future by Jazz's Girl reviews
What would happen if the Autobots due to an accident ended up disappearing for several years? What would look like upon their return? What would the 'Cons have done in that time? How would Miko, Jack, and Raf deal with their guardians and friends disappearance? Their reappearance? So many questions. If you want answers, read. Rated T for potential language. May have pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Miko N.
Starscream walked into a bar by Deceptifemme reviews
What does the Decepticon SIC do with his thursday evenings? Read and find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Starscream - Complete
The Dance by DarkLordK reviews
The inner working's of a young girl's mind about her unrequited love for her best friend as they engage in a dance of pure lust. Touko/White/Hilda X Cheren, with a couple mentions of Touya/Black/Hilbert X Bianca. Lemons and VERY explicit references to adult content. If you're under 18, do NOT read. Otherwise, enjoy and review as always.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Hilda/Touko, Cheren - Complete
My Bitch by XxRyuugaxX reviews
Megatron gets in quite the trouble when attempting to gain back his role as Leader of the Decepticons. Mech/Mech Slash! Don't like don't read! I own nothing you recognize.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Megatron, Sentinel Prime - Complete
True Lies by Xealvi reviews
Chelsea is different. Has been ever since her parents died in a horrible car crash. Something about that day gave her a special talent, something that she keeps hidden from everyone around her. This Chelsea smokes, drinks, and changes her name to avoid her talent. Her ambition to farm brings her to Sunshine Islands. But will she be able to escape her curse when she meets a cowboy?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Chelsea, Vaughn
The Fabric of Fate by Whozawhatcha reviews
He stood, as if he had been waiting all along, for another to make it this far. He sent me a cold glance, and without a word, he reached for a pokeball. Trembling, I swallowed my fear and did the same.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Red - Complete
Hidden Past by DuskMoon15 reviews
We all know Knock Out - he's vain, annoying, and quite frankly, could use a Unicron-sized smack upside the head. But, maybe we're wrong. Maybe he's changed. What if he wasn't always a bad guy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,868 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Pokemon Breeders Guide to the Strange and Unusual by Lord Lucious reviews
A guide to everything a Pokemon breeder needs to either breed their Pokemon efficiently, or mate with their Pokemon. Lots of sexual content, and things that make sense about Pokemon that we both hate and love. I do not own pokemon, only this guide.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012
Bitter Heartache by Speedstreek360 reviews
She'd give anything to take back what she did. But nothing would bring Breakdown back. Now all that laid out ahead of her was vengeance. Sequel to "My Bitter Sweetheart".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Airachnid, Breakdown - Complete
Show Me by Lithium223 reviews
g1. Sunstreaker has heard a rumor that nerds are great in the berth and goes to Perceptor for confirmation. be warned this is sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Perceptor, Sunstreaker - Complete
Reunited by Speedstreek360 reviews
When he died, they were finally reunited. A tribute to two mechs who died in Transformers Prime, and my favorite crack pairing. Warning: slash, no like no read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Skyquake, Breakdown - Complete
Lips of an Angel, Eyes of a Devil by Speedstreek360 reviews
He shared his love with two men. One left him. The other he's scorned. And yet, they both longed for him. warning: slash, song fics.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
30 positions of the Kama Sutra by Darkeyes17 reviews
Any verses: Inspired by the little Kama Sutra app for Android. 30 different positions in a variety of situations with diverse characters. A heaping of smut for when you need it. Each chap a complete fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Complete
Alice Human Sacrifice by DotnPolka reviews
A different rendition of Alice Human Sacrifice.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
We're Your Fan Base! by Professor Sexymore reviews
Your favorite Death Note characters get harassed by a group of fangirls... and each other. L, Light, Mello, Near, Matt, and more! Crack and yaoi hints. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Asking by Speedstreek360 reviews
The Autobots and the Decepticons recieve a very, very unusual surprise. Slash, G1, and in AU. Crack pairing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Hound's Harem by Camfield reviews
tfanonkink prompt - sex to induce labor. MINIBOTS/Hound, Mirage/Hound. Sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Never Piss off a Tactician: The curse of by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Surrender by Darkeyes17 reviews
Complete: G1 - Sometimes we need to switch roles and just surrender. Ratch/Twins, slash, sticky, slight BDSM, competition prize for Katea-Nui
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
H Type Moves by Tafyapyap reviews
Lyra can't wait to fight the champion tomorrow! Meanwhile, Feraligatr wants to use his self-learned moves on his maaster. Also, poke nicknames and pokemon sleep very deeply.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Lyra/Kotone, Feraligatr/Ordile - Complete
Dirty Talk by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Red Alert/Inferno PWP with my first plug n play story. This is also slightly cracky. Inferno gets hot through Red's dirty talk. Who knew?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Guidlines to living with Cybertonains by Michelle Winchester reviews
I have jumped on the band Wagon must read Living with robots first !
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Ratchet
Lubentia by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Delight in passion, delight in lust, and sieze each moment of pleasure. Requested by Daenerys Starcatcher. SW/SS Sticky slahy smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Not So Innocent by plenoptic reviews
Optimus Prime's adventures with the luscious femmes who make up his royal harem. EXPLICIT, STICKY, SLASH, M FOR GOOD REASON, ETC! Now includes a free plotline!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
He's Mine Now by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete. Little continuation from 'Falling in' and 'Set fire to the rain.' Ratchet does a bit of cheering up when he notices Sunstreaker's ex-lover is trying to make him jealous. Slash, rated T for kissing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Path of the Chosen 3: Doorway to Darkness by Ferngirl reviews
Cara completes her journey through Hoenn and decides to visit the distant land of Orre. What starts out as a simple tour turns into an investigation about the Pokémon whose auras have been corrupted.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,910 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Mewtwo, Darkrai, Larvitar/Yogiras, Ponyta - Complete
Falling In by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete. Ratchet and Sunstreaker are slowly, ever so slowly, falling in... Continuation of 'Set Fire to the Rain.' Slash, T for kissing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
The Perfect Reward by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Megatron has a system of rewards. Level 3 is the highest and best, and Hook earns that right for a private session with his leader. Sticky mech/mech, from the tfanonkinkmeme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Megatron, Hook - Complete
Addict by Darkeyes17 reviews
IDW: Complete. Blurr's got an addiction. A hot, sticky, steamy addiction, and three mechs who will gladly help him out. SLASH! Mech/Mech Blurr/?/?/? PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Blurr - Complete
Set Fire to the Rain by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete - Sunstreaker feels betrayed and hurt after his lover cheats on him. He recieves some comfort from a certain medic. Implied slash and kissing, implied Sunny/?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
In My Arms by FireRose Prime reviews
A song fic about the relationship between Optimus and his mom, my OC Snowdove. Comments appreciated, flames welcomed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime
Distractions by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Sunstreaker knows the perfect way to distract his lover from work. Ratchet/Sunny, gift/req fic for Katea-Nui. Rated for sticky slash. PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Sleeping Patterns by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
Jazz and Prowl have been sharing a berth for vorn. The couple is thought to be one of the best matches in the history of the team. But they aren't so perfect all the time. Fluff very mild slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Desks are fun! by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Spin-off from ARC 2 of the 'feeling' series. Bluestreak was only too glad that the desk was wide enough to hide his doorwings...and to hide him from Prime. Sticky! Slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
A Game by aniay reviews
Will needs to vent and Ironhide is there to help him. Holo!HidexWill One of my oldest stories, only now betaed by an awesome d lueth. WARNINGS inside.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
At Last by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: The twins get their medic. Sexual frustration comes to a boil and leaves these mechs melting. Sticky smexing inside, Ratchet/Twins. Request for Katea-Nui.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
What Happens on Ganthis Stays on Ganthis by ultharkitty reviews
G1 pre-Earth. To distract himself from his problematic love life, Smokescreen goes to his favourite casino on the moon Ganthis. But he's not alone, and the one person he really doesn't want to talk to has just bought him a drink. Vortex/Smokey, sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Smokescreen, Vortex - Complete
A Precious Gift from Primus by Shenko007 reviews
Ironhide wasn't a sentimental being, but when Primus gives him a gift in the form of Novastrike, he gives in to his feelings and shows Novastrike, formerly known as William Lennox before his death, just how much he loves him.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Feeling Ravenous by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete - Third in the 'Feeling' Series/RatchetxTwins Arc. Ratchet, being a carrier, has a craving. But it's not just a craving for highgrade. Sticky, lemony Twins/Ratchet goodness. RP'd with Katea-Nui
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Voyeur by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Optimus and Elita have not seen in each other for eons. They are together, and are having a moment, when someone interrupts them, and wants them to 'entertain' him. OP x Elita-1. Request for MissCHSparkles
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Heat? What do you mean I'm in heat? by Darkeyes17 reviews
Complete, G1: Sticky! We have seen the Prowl in heat stories. Here's one with Jazz. Our favourite saboteur is in heat, and bots are going to know it. Jazz/various, eventual Jazz/Prowl- fluffy epilogue added
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,357 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Jazz - Complete
Incubus by AssassinaAquila reviews
M.Darkrai/F.OC; pure smut, NC-18, read at your own risk. PokemonXHuman lemon. You have been warned.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Darkrai - Complete
Promises by aniay reviews
Knock Out promised himself to break the habit of racing, but the constant overcharge is driving him nuts. He needs to dispel the charge and nemesis is not good place to do it. Knock Out/Optimus, Warnings inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Optimus Prime, Knock Out - Complete
Medical Favours by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Warning! Sticky Ratchet x Wheeljack see full warnings inside . After Ratchet fixes Wheeljack again, the inventor decides to repay his lover with sexual favours. Gift fic for Femme4jack - also on
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
How Sunstreaker Got His Name by IloveBumbleBee2009 reviews
Sun n: a large ball of hot air in space. Streaker n: someone who runs around naked in public. Hmm, well the first part makes sense, but what about that last part? Oneshot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sideswipe - Complete
Feeling Alive by Darkeyes17 reviews
1st in the "Feeling" series. G1: After Sunstreaker's near death experience, Ratchet is shaken. The twins chase his doubts away with a night of intimacy. Ratchet/Twins sticky hurt/comfort sex. RP'd with Katea-Nui.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Conflicting Waters by AssassinaAquila reviews
M.Feraligatr/F.OC; pure smut, NC-18, read at your own risk. PokemonXHuman lemon. You have been warned.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Feraligatr/Ordile - Complete
What to do when you meet a Fangirl by Starath reviews
The sequel to "What to do when you meet Megatron", written by Megatron. Best if read after the first story. Written for Botcon 2011, to give to Mr. Kaye as a gift.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Megatron
Cool Smooth Woman by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete. Ironhide is at a bar...supposed to be celebrating a promotion, but he doesn't feel like it. A femme comes into his life at a bar and will attreact him like a temptress in the night. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTER.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Coming Together on the Throne by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete. Done as a request from Yume95. Starscream fantasizes about his leader, remembering how attracted he is to Megatron. He wants his desires to come true. Do they? Warning: sticky, everything is consentual.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Comforting the Femme Commander by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete. BEWARE, STICKY. The war's ended...but Elita has not been with Optimus for so long and he is still away. Prowl and Jazz do their duty in comforting her, distracting her from the loneliness in her spark. Rare pairing in Prowl/Jazz/Elita-1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Prowl, Elita One - Complete
Reflections of a Praxian by Darkeyes17 reviews
Movieverse Complete: Prowl is musing over his relationship or lack of thereof with Jazz, and is heading to Earth with the belief he is dead. He has regrets that he held back. But what he finds may surprise him. PXJ. Please review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Fun in the Sun by Sarrasi reviews
Cassie is alone with uncaring parents and unwanted time on her hands. Will her neighbours Will and Sarah manage to cheer her up with a spontaneous carwash? Please read and review, better then it sounds x
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox
Peacock by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: After Jazz's mission, at a party, there's a certain song that Jazz dances to. It gets Prowl hot...the night ends like all P x J should. Shameless sticky Prowl and Jazz lovin'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
I've Been Bad, Jazzy by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: One-shot. Prowl had an argument with Jazz and said things he shouldn't of said. So he decides to show his...er...appreciation - in the very best of ways. Lemon/sticky you have been warned , transformer lovin'. PXJ
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
21 ways to piss off Sentinel Prime by autobot fangirl reviews
Just a list o ideas to use against everyone's favorite jerk. Just something i threw together. Rated T for light Adult humor. Finally Done!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sentinel Prime - Complete
Path of the Chosen 2: Frail Heart by Ferngirl reviews
It was three years ago that Cara helped Mew escape from Giovanni. She thought that Team Rocket's plans to create a super clone died when Mew fled. But she learns that Team Rocket's plans aren't stopped so easily.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,912 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Mewtwo, Mew, Charizard/Lizardon, Ponyta - Complete
Voices of Madness by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
Damn this accursed mind. All those who find solitude in their own thoughts know not the horrors of these voices in my head; inside our mind. Blitzwing/OC one-shot, Transformers: Animated, TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blitzwing - Complete
It Start With Need by MyNameIsJag reviews
The second to Heat Sucks...or Does It? Question will be answered...more will be asked! Now with more smut!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Heat Sucks Or Does It? by MyNameIsJag reviews
G1-verse Basic crack fic including a Uke Ratchet in heat, plotting twins, and a not too helpful Wheeljack. Mostly smut with dialoge...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Best Christmas Ever by DaemonicKitten reviews
After repainting Optimus green and white, Bella is hit with a powerful prank muse. Tag to Her Twins. Canon and non-Canon pairings inside.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Tender Touches by Aozoran reviews
Sequel to Invisible Hands. A pair of Ambulance Chasers, a poor Ratchet and way too much energy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Caught In Between by Aozoran reviews
A little moment in the lives of Ultra Magnus and Hot Rod.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Triple Trouble by Rena Fair reviews
Three worlds, G1, 09Movieverse and Animated are colliding after a couple of spacebridge incidents. How will they cope with this? Could they find a way back to their world or cry their dignity out? You can just read and wait. Utter chaos..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Invisible Hands by Aozoran reviews
Twins/Ratchet What happens when the twins decide to corner our favourite Medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
The Recording by thebrokencradle reviews
A video concerning a certain scientist comandeers the Ark's computer system for a spell, changing many of the opinions concerning Perceptor. A Whodunit story in which the opinion of the reader is welcome! WARNINGS INSIDE. MATURE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Perceptor
What You Want? by IloveBumbleBee2009 reviews
Swoop and Grimlock have a private moment as mates that is shattered by intruders. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Grimlock, Swoop - Complete
Switch by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Bluestreak gets in touch with his feminine side... quite literally. Crack. Genderswitch. UST. The whole works really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,575 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bluestreak - Complete
You Missed a Spot by Hearts of Eternity reviews
After a long, hard day of being an Autobot, Prowl goes to the wash racks to slough off the accumulated muck and exhaustion. Unfortunately, he seems to have missed a spot on himself. Sunstreaker just so happens to be willing to lend a helping hand...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
For Science by Optimus Bob reviews
Perceptor has a theory regarding the evolutionary genetics of Decepticons and Autobots. To prove his theory he needs samples and like any good scientist he'll stop at nothing to get them! STICKY, CRACK FIC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Perceptor - Complete
Somewhere over the rainbow by Optimus Bob reviews
Crack fic: The fun and mischief that can be had when rainbow sprinkles are involved! Complete silliness with a hint of smut ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Word of Mouth by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz discovers an old article about a mech who can only ever overload when a certain word has been said during interfacing. He sets out to find this elusive mech and to see if it's true. CRACK Fic, characters maybe OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Year and a Day by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. PostROTF. A year and a day after Egypt. Galloway, meet Simmons. Simmons used to have your job as obnoxious human official. Simmons, meet Galloway. Galloway is a bit drunk at the moment, so take advantage of his honesty while you can.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
Eavesdropping by Sophisticated Psycho reviews
Accidents can sometimes turn out....with a pleasurable ending. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bluestreak, Skywarp - Complete
Twin Times the Fun by Ray of Starlight reviews
Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Thankyou Stars by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz went undercover with the 'cons almost 230 days ago, he was due to pull out 12 days ago. He doesn't show up, and nobody has heard from him since.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Skeletons in the closet by Optimus Bob reviews
A crack fic! Sunstreaker discovers Prowl's secret and decides to use it to his advantage. He gets more than he bargained for. STICKY PNP, language and ref to prostitution. Do not read if you don't like. Warnings are clear. Characters maybe OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sunstreaker, Prowl - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Ironhide's Dirty Little Secret by Optimus Bob reviews
Ironhide gets drunk on high grade energon, all hell ensues...and he has the strangest dream about his leader... but is it all just a dream? One shot! Fun slash fiction.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Desire: A Little Matter Of Soundproofing by Aozoran reviews
Third In The 'Desire' Series- Mirage And Hound learn the importance of having soundproofing and Red Alert shows just how clever he can be...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Inferno, Red Alert - Complete
Desire: On The Other Side Of The Forest by Aozoran reviews
Second of the 'Desire' Series - Mirage grieves the loss of his most closest friend, but sometimes death isn't exactly as they make it out to be. A Primus formed vision and some good old elbow grease XD And maybe... just maybe... The dead don't stay...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Desire: A Fire In The Night by Aozoran reviews
First In The 'Desire Series'- An accident makes Red reevaluate the importance of everything in his life, including the deep love he feels for his protector, Inferno.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
The Autobot Wash by DaemonicKitten reviews
The local High School is allowing students to work on fundraising for a local charity. Mikaela learns about an idea her friend has, and needless to say, the Autobots get a little wet. Mikaela/Sam, with the faintest hint of Jazz/OC, Prime/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Loyalty is always rewarded by LittleMewLugia reviews
Summary: Megatron is not as dead as was at first thought, and Barricade has found out and joined him in his new hiding place. Megatron has been alone too long, and like any other mech, has needs. Luckily for him, Barricade will be happy to fulfil them. On
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Megatron, Barricade - Complete
Unexpected Love by AutobotV reviews
Ratchet loves to flirt and sleep with every random mech he finds. However one night in Fortune's Stop bar he meets someone that would take him into a whirlpool of unexpected emotions such as love. MATURE! YOU HAVE BEENED WARNED! MATURE WARNING!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,764 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
The Quiz by Sergeant Duck reviews
Just a quicky until plot bunnies cooperate and give me more chapters for my other stories. Ratchet/OC Valkyrie
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
A Favour For a Favour by LittleMewLugia reviews
Being alone on Earth with Barricade puts Starscream in an embarrassing position. Unable to trust Barricade with his needs, Starscream turns to the other potential solution – an unwitting Sam Witwicky. Warning: CRACK ALERT!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
A MarySue IN SPACE by Ace of Dreams reviews
Because no one has ever done a Mary-Sue parody before. Yeah right. Just fun, silly writing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet: Transformers Edition by Limmet reviews
A is for Alexis. Poor Starscream, So brooding and dark, Such hatred and pain in his spark, Angst so strong and immense, But when Alexis waltzes in, gone is all suspense...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Stimulation by horrendoushaddock reviews
G1 fic. Oneshot. Sideswipe joins Sunstreaker in a shower after the latter is released from solitary early. Rating for slash, twincest and giant robot smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2005
She's Not There by katergator reviews
A collection of first person narratives of the disbanded Titans twenty years into the future after Starfire disappeared with Warp in "How Long is Forever?" Each Titan reflects on their life and just what Star meant to the team...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
[Armada, parody, EDITED.] The Autobots and the Decepticons must join forces against their greatest adversary yet: twin Mary Sues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
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Together We Stand reviews
(WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED) Six best friends find themselves in TF G1 and turned into femmes! Tons of craziness with my many OCs! Set on Cybertron. Rated M for a reason; pairings inside. Contains slight Sue-bashing. Don't like, don't read! *Inspired by Radio's and Diamond White's fics*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,861 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 5/19/2013
Converging Crossroads reviews
(WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED) "Aren't differences what make us human- ah I mean Cybertronians?" Six very different people have mostly lived their lives going with the flow. Yet, when the opportunity to become a Transformer rises, are they able to cope with the challenges that this familiar-yet-unfamiliar world throws at them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015
TF Chatroom reviews
A bunch of Bots in the chatroom. Who knows what mischief happens in cyberspace? Contains OCs, silliness, slight crack and all around fun! Might have OOCness, but oh well!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Autobot Wash reviews
It's the summer vacation and Hannah has been "employed" by her uncle to wash and repair a few military cars for a summer job. Strange thing is, he convieniently left out that these vehicles were slightly malfunctioning. Just what is the problem with them? Rated T since I'm paranoid. Hints of JazzxOC fluff.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Jazz - Complete