Hiya, guys. Call me Mummy. Look at all the dust. Whoa, 2012. Jesus. I almost want to leave this ancient relic intact. Perhaps I will.

I like to write, but I'm no good at it. Gah. I also type one word per minute, so... yeah. I tried to respond to every review, b-but I ended up chickening out b-because the people who review my stuff are these really awesome authors. But, they mean a lot. Like, a lot a lot. c: Thank you for even reading my worthless, typo-ridden words.

I don't write fanfiction very much and I only read it if I'm feeling super bored. I'm not as active as I once was.

Author's Notes:

A Medley of Joys, Ploys, and Pretty Boys: It's not my first fanfic despite what it says, but it's the first one I've posted. Those shorts were incredibly fun to write, and I might continue it someday. You know, when I'm supposed to be working on other more important stories. I love the title, lol.

Stars: I'd go gay for BRS, I swear. I wrote this because I wanted to add to the fandom. Oh, and TENTH FANFIC FOR BRS ON THIS SITE GET. Woo.

Cantarella: did you know i turned this in for an 8th grade project because i was a god-awful weeaboo and still am

Great Shadow: Remember when Black Rock Shooter wasn't about teenage high school drama and was just a picture of some girls with giant guns? I do. Look at how young and naive I was.

Zombified Vocals!: I have no memory of writing this.

The Aroma of Bliss: THIS SITE NEEDS MORE TSURUYA X MIKURU DAMN IT. So I decided to contribute, even though it was really suckish. I enjoy writing about springtime flowers (or rain). They make me feel happy. And... I really don't have much to say about this one. It took me about 30 minutes to write.

Increase: I wanted to write something about Yuki. So I did, and I posted it for some unknown reason.

Gray: So I was browsing the Sengoku Basara archives and couldn't help but notice that there was no Shimazu fanfiction. None. At all. I was just like "whaaaaat are you kidding me?" And then I wrote something up real quick. It seriously made me think -- ya know, Masamune and Yukimura are going to turn up like Shimazu one day. It's sort of depressing. /chugs sake
Horribly sorry for grammar issues in this one. But I'm still proud of it.

Strawberry Filling: I LOVE CHARLOTTE. ;o; Actually, Mami is my favorite character... but hey, she's one with Charlotte now. Besides, I love PMMM in general, and wanted to contribute! So I wrote this little thing. I like it a lot, actually, and was really happy with how it turned out!

Rivalry: This was part of a 100 theme challenge that I never completed. I don't like this one very much.

Order Made: I absolutely love the song by RADWIMPS (yes, I discovered it through a Shizaya MAD, shut your mouth), and I couldn't help but notice that it fit the Haruhi series, just a bit. I thought it would be awesome to have a Haruhi MAD of it, where the world just like EXPLODES WITH COLOR and stuff, but I can't draw... let alone animate. So I tried writing it and attempted to convey the whiteness, then burst of color and energy. I think I could've done better, but I think it's a nice little contribution. :3 Plus, it fits right in with all of the other Order Made fics.

The Night Shall Last Forever: i can't believe i wrote an mlp fanfiction

Lunchtime: When I'm sad, the number one pairing that cheers me up is ItsuKyon. AbeMiha is there too, but... I just... like ItsuKyon. I know it'll never be canon, but it brings back memories and it's just happy.
Unless it's angsty, but eh. It's still pretty sweet.
This was mostly just me practicing shitty dialogue. I would love to write a multi-chaptered ItsuKyon fic (or just multi-chapted Haruhi fic in general) sometime, but I just can't get inspired. But who knows -- maybe it'll come someday!
This was actually supposed to be Yuki/Kyon with a dash of Itsuki playing regretful matchmaker (since he wants Kyon with Haruhi, of course), but it turned into fluffy BL. That girl was supposed to be Yuki. I'm useless.

In July's Starry Gaze: I love Tanabata! It's the Haruhiist's Christmas! Besides, it's my dream to someday celebrate either Tanabata or New Year's in Japan someday... the entire meaning behind it really fascinates me.
Anyway... it's mediocre, but it's something. Meep.

Intoxicated: I don't update for two years, and I return with porn. Glorious. This was written two years ago, but I cleaned it up and posted it because... I'm tired, I guess. The night is young. Living on the edge. Yolo. Swag. Four-twenty. Blaze it.

Can you tell which portions of this were written in 2012 and which were written in 2014?

That's everything. If you ever see anyone with the username "Mummified Dreams" (or MummifiedDreams, Mummified_Dreams... whatever) it's probably me. It's not very common, after all.

My main social network is tumblr. My url is "ouendan," for now.

Hope to see you around!