Hi I'm Elizabeth-Rose!! I LOVE reading and singing. And I am in LOVE with Dimitri Belikov and Mr. Darcy!!

I LOVE Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, and Pride & Prejudice!! I LOVE EVERYTHING and ANYTHING to do with Fantasy and Myth!!

Rose is in Red, but never in Blue, sharp as a thorn, fights like one to!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on my space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Remember when...
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings
And race issues were about who ran fastest?
When war was a card game
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What A Boyfriend Should Do/Remember

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ...

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilted,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

When god gave brains,

Where the hell were you!?

Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again.
So when life gets tough you can just play pretend.
I wanna go back to when Santa did exist.
When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed.
When Disney World was the best place to be.
When the only movies you could see were rated G.
When your biggest problem was learning to write your name.
And people didn't change...
And your friends were the same.
And every time you were sad or you had a bad day
You could just run to mommy and it would all be okay.
I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter.
When everyone always lives happily ever after.

EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Ok so if paper can beat rock lets try this. You hold up a piece of Paper and i'll throw this Rock at you and then we'll see what happens. (throws rock) oh i didn't expect that to happen i thought the paper was gona protect you from this rock (throws rock again). Opps...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an axe deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.

--One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
--"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
--In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
--"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
--"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
--"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
--"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
--The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
--Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "If you stick that goddamned thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
--"Amen," replied the congregation

Twilight Quotes:

Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? - Edward Cullen

I've decided that if I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. - Edward Cullen

And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct? - Edward Cullen

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand... - Edward Cullen

I hear voices in my heard and you're worried you're the freak? - Edward Cullen

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. - Seriously if u don't know who said that, u have issues

Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk? - Bella Swan

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your son Jeff

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card. That is
in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

The Dash

I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning to the end

He noted that first came the date of her birth
And spoke the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years

For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth.
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.

For it matters not how much we own;
The cars, the house, the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard.
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left,
That can still be rearranged.

If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger,
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we’ve never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect,
And more often wear a smile
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy is being read
With your life’s actions to rehash
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?

-Linda Ellis

How Will You Spend YOUR Dash?

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

You laugh at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.

If something seems too good to be true, then it usually is.

Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

--If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

--If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.

--If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

--If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile!

--If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you absolutly love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile

--If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

--If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

--If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A funny blonde joke: Okay no offense to the blondes out there but I saw this on the internet and thought it was funny.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."

POOF, she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

Joke #2

A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall.

The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?"

"A tornado!" she yells and gets away.

The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?"

"Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away.

He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?"

"Fire!"

"Okay..." the man said and fired the gun.

Though naught but a simple cross
Now marks those heroes’ grave,
Their names will live forever!
Oh England, Land of the Brave!

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 15

DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE DAT, SO WHAT IF I AM A TOM BOY GEEZ!! ITS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL ACT LIKE A GUY BEFORE!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? All of them!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? All of them!

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy

What house do you prefer to be in? Griffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Griffindor or Slytherin

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Potions and Defence Against The Dark Arts

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? The Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? The Seeker

Who do you want to make friends with? Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Tonks, Sirius, Lupin, James, Lily, Fred, George, Dumbledore, Snape, Voldemort...

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Probably Harry, Draco and Hermione

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Similar interests and personalities.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Harry, Draco and Hermione

What pet would you get? Pheonix and owl

If's (if questions)

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? All my dreams come true

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Yes!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? OMG... how can i help u?

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Oh hi um... can i plese have a goblet of pumpkin juice...oh and also...can i wait here for Harry?

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry, Draco, Hermione, Sirius, Tonks, Lupin, Dumblore, Snape, Voldemort...

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No probably not.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Cedric DIgory, Ron Weasley

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Cedric Digory

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Cedric Digory

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Rainbow

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Dark Blue

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I honestly wouldn't know until right before I'd drink it

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. But i love the movies too.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Lupin, Sirius and james

What would your Patronus take shape in? Mountain lion, Pheonix or Dragon

What would be your Animagus form? Mountain lion, Pheonix or Dragon

What subject do you want to be the best in? All of them but specifically, Defense Against The Dark Arts and Potions.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Both

Hermione or Cho? Hermione.

James Potter or Snape? Both

Hagrid or Snape? Snape.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Both, but The Golden Trio a little more

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Both

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Both

Death Eaters or Aurors? Both

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Both

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? All of them.

Is this survey fun or boring? In between

A Good & Long Harry Potter Survey

General
Name: Rose
Are You Obbsessed With Harry Potter?: Very much so
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?: No doubt
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name's?: Yes.
What's Hermione's?: Jean
What's Ron's?: Bilius
What's Harry's?: James
What's Ginny's?: Molly
What's Your Ship?: I duno
What's Not Your Ship?: I duno
If Your Ship Doesn't Happen What Would You Settle For?: I duno
Have You Seen All The Movies?: Yes!
Read All The Books?: I've lost count how many times I've read each
What Do You Think Of JKR?: She's my idol.
Favorites
Weasley?: Ron
Character, Overall?: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Female Character?: Hermione Granger and Bellatrix LeStrange
Male Charcter?: Harry potter, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black
Group Of Characters?: Death Eaters, Aurours and the Trio
Adult?: Severus Snape and Sirius Black
Professor?: Snape
Ship?: I duno
Spell?: Crucio, Avada Kedavra, Expellermus, Sectumsempra
Sweet?: Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans and Chocolate Frogs
Place?: Hogwarts, Grimauld Place, Ministry of Magic
Weasley Twin?: Both
Product?: I duno
Shop?: Weasley Wizarding Wheezes
Least Favorites
Weasley?: Ginny
Character, Overall?: I duno
Female?: Dolores Umbridge
Male?: I duno
Adult?: Dolores Umbridge
Student?: Probably none
Spell?: NONE!!
Book?:NONE!!
Ship?: I duno
Sweet?: I duno
Death Eater?: Probably none!
Shop?: none!
Place?: Number 4 Privet Drive
Professor?: Dolores Umbridge
Couples? What Do You Think?
Ron/Hermione?: Yes!
Harry/Hermione?: Insane!
Harry/Ginny?: YUCK!!
Harry/Luna?: No.
Harry/Pansy?: Is there any background to it? No.
Ron/Lavander?: No way.
Ron/Luna?: No
Ron/Pansy?: See Harry/Pansy. :)
Ron/Fleur?: No
Hermione/Krum?: um... no.
Hermione/Draco?: Nope!
Hermione/FredORGeorge?: No.
James/Lily?: The best!!
Lily/Snape?: No
Lily/Sirius?: No.
Lily/Lupin?: No.
Tonks/Lupin?: Adorable!!
Draco/Pansy?: YUCK!!
Fred/Angelina?: Perfect!
Bill/Fleur?: Great!
Harry/Cho?: Unnecessary!!
This Or That?
Ron or Harry?: Harry
Hermione or Ginny?: Hermione
Neville or Seamus?: Neville
Snape or Slughorn?: Snape
Fred Or George?: Both
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?: Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione: Ron/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?: Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?: Ron/Hermione
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?: Hermione/Ron
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?: Ron/Hermione
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?: Both
Zonko's or Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes?: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Hog's Head Or The Three Broomsticks?: The Three Broomsticks
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?: James/Lily
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?: Hogwarts
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?: Diagon Alley
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?: Malfoy Manor
Beartie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees?: Boyh
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?: Both
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?: ...Do I have to choose?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?: Griffindor!!
Random
Have you Been to A Realese Party?: No
Ever cried While reading one of the books?: Yes!!
A Movie?: Yes!!
Books or Movies?: Books!! and some Movies too
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?: All the time!!
Been To A Fansite?: Yes!
Been to JKR's Site?: Of course!
Have You Ever Roleplayed?: Yes...
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?: Normaly Hermione, Pansy, Luna, Ginny.
Did you use to have an absurd theory?: Many
What was it?: I'm not even going to start explaining!
Did you/Do you hide your obsession?: Nah, I'm not ashamed!
Did it/ Does it work?: Yes!
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?: Yes!
Ever noticed That You can't "Spell Hermione without Ron"?: Yes.
Did you just try to prove that wrong?: No!
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They'd Have EXACT Same Intials?: Yes!
Did you just try to prove that wrong?: No!
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?: Not really. I don't think they are.
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?: See previous answer.
Do you know What fanfiction is?: Of course
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?: All the time
Do you read fanfiction?: Yes
If so, do you like it?: Yes
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?: Yes
What site?: Fanfiction
Do you write fanfiction?: Yes!
Do you like to write fanfiction?: Yes!
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?: Yes!
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?: Yes!!
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?: No.
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?: Yes!
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?: Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Tonks...
Do You Agree With This?: Absolutely.
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?: Yes!
What Are They?: Their kinda a secret between my friends and me!
Do you object To being Called By them?: No!
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?: Yes!
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?: Yes!
What's One?(You don't have to explain): Their kinda a secret between my friends and me!
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?: Almost everything!!
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?: No.
Have You Ever Wrote One?: No.
Do You Want To?: Not really.
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?: Yes!!
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it?: Maybe...
ARe You Going TO Write One?: No.
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?: Nope.
Am I more Annoying Than Rita Skeeter?: Not really.
Last Few
Do you love being Obsessed With Harry Potter?: YES!!!! Who wouldnt be??
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?: I've wished that since I was eight when the first movie came out... and I still do.
Have you re-read the books?: Plenty of times!!
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?: Yes!!
Have You Had An RP Party?: What?!!?
Do You Want To?: If I knew what you mean maybe I'll think about it...
Well..Do You Like Ron& Hermione as A couple?: Of course I do!!
Harry and Ginny?: NOT AT ALL!!

Vampire Academy Survey

Who introduced you to the books?
Myself. I was looking up new book series to read and BAM!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I borrowed them but soon im gonna buy the series!! already have four of them!

Are you most looking forward to: Blood Promise, Spirit Bound or Succubus Shadows?
I lost sanity waiting for Blood Promise and Spirit Bound, and I'm on the way there while waiting for Last Sacrifice...

What's your dream ending to the series?
Rose and Dimitri Happy ending!!! and Adrian finds someone good too!!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?
Rose and Dimitri…maybe Adrian.

Who's your favorite Dhampir?
Rose and Dimitri

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"You were alive but the way you looked... I didn't think you'd ever recover. And it tore me apart to think of that happening to you so young."

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?
When they first meet at the ski lodge and when Rose asks Adrian to use compulsion on her to make her kiss him.

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?
When Rose is helping Lissa get ready for the meeting with the queen in Shadow Kiss.

What was your favorite adventure/battle
The one at the end of Frostbite and the Rose and Dimitri battle in Shadow Kiss.

Which book cover was your favorite?
Sprit Bound and Frostbite.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
YES!!!!!!!!!!

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
Frostbite

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
Shadow Kiss

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
Shadow Kiss

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
Spirit Bound.

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
Dimitri!!!!
I like the idea of Rose and Adrian, but I just can’t accept it when i know that a guy like Dimirti exits!!

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?
Both

Rose or Adrian?
Both but Rose a tiny bit more

Rose or Lissa?
Rose

Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian

Rose or Mia?
Rose

Christian or Lissa?
Both

Christian or Dimitri?
Dimitri!!

Kirova or Alberta?
Alberta

Adrian or Christian?
Don’t make me choose!!! Maybe Adrian a little bit more...

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Janine Hathaway

Lissa or Mia?
Lissa

Eddie or Mason?
Both

Anna or Vladimir?
Both

Adrian or Mason?
Adrian

Eddie or Christian?
Both

Eddie or Adrian?
Both but maybe Adrian a tiney tiny bit more

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?
Victor. The fact that he was able to think up his scheme is what’s frightening.
but also Nathan took Dimitri away!!

Moroi or Dhampir?
Dhampir!!!

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste

This made me sad and i cried i couldnt help it.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Ropost it if you cried.