xFuntoosh
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Joined 09-02-11, id: 3218324, Profile Updated: 01-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, Doctor Who, and Bollywood.

Hey there. :3 My name's xFuntoosh, or in real life, Sasha. I love to read and write, that's my life, along with the internet. I love the Warriors series, the Hunger Games, and Doctor Who. (Fivey's my favorite Doctor.

Comics are my favorite, too. And now, please enjoy my little collection of funny Doctor Who quotes. :3

"I'm just a mouth on legs."
- Tegan, Earthshock.

"Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation."
- Fifth Doctor, Frontios.

"What is the quickest way out of here?"
-women all point in different directions-
"Yes, well, that's democracy for you. Come on."
- Fifth Doctor, Castrovalva.

-walks up to person and hands him apple-
"An apple a day keeps the... ah never mind." -walks away-
- Fifth Doctor, Kinda.

"Have faith, Brigadier. Have I ever led you astray?"
"On many occasions."
"Yes, well, this will be the exception."
- Second Doctor and The Brigadier, The Five Doctors.

"How is it you were able to walk past my androids?"
"I don't know. Maybe they just liked my face." -grins-
- Fifth Doctor and Sharaz Jek, The Caves of Androzani.

"If the freighter crashes into Earth with you onboard, won't that make it rather difficult for you to carry out your task? I mean, you would be very crumpled."
- Fifth Doctor, The Caves of Androzani.

"It seems you have a very large rat, Brigadier — maybe you should employ the services of a very large cat?"
- Fourth Doctor, Robot.

The Littlest Celery by Princess Hannah reviews
X-posted at Teaspoon. A bit of heartwarming crack inspired by my friends on Tumblr. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of Five's celery.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/31/2011 - 5th Doctor - Complete
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Under The Umbrella reviews
Raj/Nargis, oneshot. I made this up, yeahyeahyeah, but I love their pairing, y'know! Besides, who doesn't like a handsome hero and a pretty heroine kissing after the shot's over, hmm? :D
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Complete
Time Warp reviews
The Fifth Doctor has failed to save Peri (at the end of The Caves of Androzani), and is overcome with guilt. He decides to go companion-less from then on. A few days into that decision, he meets Sarah Jane Smith, who's only met his third incarnation. A time warp has changed the balance of time. Five/Sarah. Also Fifth Doctor whump.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - 5th Doctor, Sarah Jane S.
Dribble and Drabble reviews
Just a collection of stuff from old Hindi films... yes, very old Hindi films. 50's and 60's. Because I love them. :) Mostly just fluff and stuff (that rhymed!) so, yeah. Feel free to review. :DDD It'll be much appreciated.
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013
My Night Companion reviews
A songfic between Lionpaw and Heatherpaw in the caves, set to the tune of "Raat Ke Humsafar" from the Bollywood movie "An Evening in Paris", which was released in 1969.
Crossover - Warriors & Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Heathertail - Complete