I was just browsing fan fiction when I mis-clicked onto my profile page and saw a big fat blargh of blarghly nonsense scribbled all over my bio. I decided then to rewrite this thing into a shorter, more concise description of myself that people will actually bother to read.

My name's Amy.

...That's all you need to know about my person.

If you scroll down a bit and decide to take a look at any of my fics, well, feel free. I'm inclined to note that every single one of them is currently on hiatus for who knows how long. Besides the one shot. The other stories just kind of crashed and burned until there was really nothing left to talk about. Not literally, of course, but figuratively. I just plain don't have any inspiration to write them - I think that's mostly because I've gotten tired of rewriting and rewriting and rewriting 'em over and over and over again. My muse will crawl back to my someday. I sincerely hope.

For now, I'll just be skipping around the various sections of FF. Ponies! Epic battles! Taking potato chips and eating them!

Have a nice day. Message me if you'd like; whether to scream at me to get off my lazy butt and start writing - I doubt anyone will ever like the fics enough to actually ask me, but just throwing that out there - or to debate about 42 being the meaning of life, I don't care.

Fellow Canadians - hi! ..Eh! xD

Sending vodka and sunflowers,

Amy