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OKAY, I HAVE A LONG BIO. JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

Whut. I mean, so you have been ingenious enough to stumble across my fanfiction bio. CONGRATULATIONS! FEEL MY BIO'S EPICNESS IN ALL OF IT'S GLORY! And now, for the massive revealing of myself-- Hi. I am the Amy, or you can just call me Amicron. When I'm in the mood I will accept Moo. Just don't call me LostChild. i hate that. I HATE IT SO MUCH. All non-believers will be thrust into the eternal torment of badly-thought out fiction. To do so, just scroll down to my story list- C: I don't actually know much about my quality. that's up to you. PLEASE READ THEM! ahh, now im getting all beggar-y. phut.

My Bio--

sex- I am a female, a girl, a woman, a femme, whatever

Current residence- STARSCREAM'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER (I'm having a party in here!)

Age- That, my friends, is classified. You will never hear of it, and never will...

grade- triple AAA

Favorite words- Nyah, Nurr, and Ngah!

If i was a crayon color, I would be - EPIC IRIDESCENCE

hobbies- I LIKE ALIENS IN GENERAL, I LIKE ROBOTS, I like POKEMON, an' I liek TRANSFORMERS, an' i like INVADER ZIM, an' I like PINEAPPLE SALSA, an' I like DRAGON PEOPLES, an' i like PINEAPPLE SALSA, an' i like TRANSFORMERS, an' did i mention PINEAPPLE SALSA??

favorite music artists- Anyone or anything with talent. Talent is a must.

in a previous life, I-

1. Helped The Fallen build the great pyramids XD

2. Was a British schoolgirl

3. Ate a TACO

I refer to myself as third person sometimes. (The Amy wants to eat. She's hungry.)

IN PROGRESS-

... The EX (currently hitting a writer's block on this...:C)

already finished-

DEW THIS MEAN WAR!?

coming attractions-

The Purpose of Hope

Before the War

Guidelines to becoming a Decepticon!

(and something about harry potter and maybe a Spore fic)

copy and paste stufff!!!!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombi and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their aft off at the others.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

IF you have ever shouted LUMP OFF! at your parents, copy and paste into your profile

If youve ever called someone a Knucklehead McSpazzatron, copy and paste this into ur profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. *.*

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile (more like quote the entire script, hehe..)

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

1: WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE TRANSFORMER?

If I listed them all, this answer would stretch several miles long. But I have a thing for the spastic ones, or the evil ones, or the downright nuts ones.

But if I had to choose... C'mere, Megatron. I'm gonna pick on you for this.

2: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVOURITE TRANSFORMER?

Squeal, cling to leg and never let go. Then get blown up to a pile of ash. Then I'd use the power of Pineapple salsa to resurrect myself and then cling to the back of his helm for the rest of the day. Then hide in his 2IC's underwear drawer. And then they'd try to use me against the autobots. I'd willingly comply, then afterwards I'd cling to Soundwave's face. He'd have to use a crowbar to get me off. And then I'd set something that Shockwave owns on fire.

AND THEN I WOULD MARRY HIM BECAUSE HE SO GOSH DARN ASDKLJADKF:HHSAJHLKDHJDS

AND THEN I'd scream in a fangirly way, swoon, then finally pass out.

Megatron- "Is she finally dead?"

Starscream- (pokes me with a stick) "Sadly... no."

3: WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVOURITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

First, He'd blow me up. Then, He'd try to pry me off his face. With a crowbar.

(He wouldn't succeed)

4: WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

I'm not entirely sure, but considering that he sang a song about summer with a pink pony once...

5: DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

I've got a whole army of them!

6: WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVOURITE TRANSFORMER?

Uh... I CHOOSE YOU, MUDKIP! (Hides under rock)

7: WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTOBOT?

Uh... i guess Mirage/Dino from Bayverse, Cliffjumper (may he R.I.P.) from Prime, Huffer from G1, Starscream from Armada (BECAUSE I CAN) and that liar clone from Animated. I think his name's Ramjet. I could be mistaken, they all look alike. Oh, wait, he's a decepticon.

And i like the AU SHATTERED GLASS Rodimus, because he's got that manly masculine macho mucho muy mustache, and Shattered Glass Goldbug because for once he's not kid appeal, but a character I can actually STAND. And the blue helmet's a nice touch. I am fascinated by them Shattered Glass autobots.

And GRIMLOCK. HE IS SO I DON'T EVEN I CANT I CANT (FANGIRLY HYPE)

(melts into a fangasmic puddle of goo)

8: WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HIM DOING?

They all would throw a party, and invite the decepticons, and offer them cupcakes. And then warp them into deep space. Where the Grox would violate them and then blow them up.

"HELP, I'M BEING VIOLATED BY CYBORD GUINEA PIGSZZZ!!!1!!"

9: WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE DECEPTICON?

Gosh, I can't even start the list. I'm the sort of fan if you are under the category "Decepticon" i automatically like you.

10: WHAT CRAZY THING CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM DOING?

Going to the party the autobots threw and freaking about the cupcakes. Because of a fanfic they read. AND THEN THEY'D GET VIOLAT- (gets hit by a violently thrown gun)

11: WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVOURITE 'BOT AND 'CON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

I already mentioned, they'd throw a party! And freak about cupcakes! And make cheesy Portal references!

And then the zombie apocalypse began and they all died. The end.

12: WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE 'BOT?

It is Animated Bumblebee. HE TALKS SO MUCH ASDFJGKLLSDFI CANT STAND HIM

13: WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURTIE 'CON?

I do not feel obliged to answer this, for i have no answer

14: IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAV TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

1. I Don't have a crush on Lord Megatron. I think he's sexy in ROTF, but not... you know, like like him.

2. If we did fall in love and get married, I did not even know that it was physically possible for a human and a cybertronian to... You know.. How DO Cybertronians make babies again?

3. If it was physically possible, uh... Let's just name this half Amy Junior and that half Lord Megatron Junior.

4. And thanks for the brain-rape.

5. Wait, what did i expect in the first place? I AM a sick decepticon fangirl from the start so...

(shrugs)

15: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Prowl/Jazz is the only pairing I truly ship. Because I think that they are cute together.

I do think KO/OP is hilarious, but a little too explicit for my tastes. I might consider shipping Soundwave/Shockwave, but I have grown to like the cracky Soundwave/Carly thing better. And I also like Op/June. (This paring is actually slightly canon. I died in that heels comment scene)

And don't even think of Megatron/Starscream. This pairing is just so even ewww i don't even...

And i also hate ZADR.

16: HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

I am proud to say that I have called a transformer hot. Some of them are just downright SEXY! LOL!

(But I shall refrain from indulging in the calling of a decepticon hot due to my reputation nearly ruined about a certain incident with Soundwave)

17: IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Cars are for armatures! Imma be an airplane or a jet or a flying gun!

Even though i am afraid of heights to an extent, haha...*

18: WHO IS YOUR FAV FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Um, I'd probably guess Flareup from animated because I recall her telling sombot else to squish Fanzone. Not that i hate Fanzone, just that i thought it was funny, so *GETS SHOT*

19: WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Decepticon, definitely! I am a loyal Decepticon supporter! Decepticons all the way!

Favorite Quotes-

(TF CARTOON)

"You Are either lying to me, Starscream, or You're Stupid," "I'm Stupid! I'm stupid!"

"-And they think I'M the crazy one?!"

"Me Grimlock no bozo, Me Grimlock King!"

"I am Wreck-Gar, and I dare to be stupid!"

"I'm sorry to say, that our leader, Megatron, is no longer with us..." "Impossible!" "Why is that so hard for everyone to comprehend!?"

"Must...Bear... Witness..."

"You cons have gone soft on me,"

(TF MOVIES)

"Ironhide, what is with you? You know we don't harm humans!""...Well, i was just sayin'... It's an option..."

"This is not your planet to rule; The Fallen shall rise again..."

"Decepticons! Begin our assault!"

"What's crackin' little b*es?"

"I... Am Unicron..." "Show yourself!" "I'm that big f*BEEP*-in orange planet in front of you!"

"Wow, that was tingly!" Ironhide- "Yeah, that looks fun..."

"AWWW SH*. WHAT. WHO'S THE DEAD CHICKEN NOW, B*??? YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WANG TODAY!" (And then Lazerbeak proceeds to throw him out a window)

(Invader ZIM)

What about his horrible green head?!?" "Insolent fool-boy! It's a skin condition." "And he's got no ears! Is that part of your 'skin condition,' Zim? No ears?!" "... Yes..."

"WHYYY!? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIIIG!?"

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!?!" "I MADE IT MYSELF!"

"LIESSSS!!!!! THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES!!!!!!"

"I've been curious to see when you would shut up on your own, But it has been THREE HOURS NOW, ZIM!!! THREE HOURS!!!"

"OOh yeah, where we we? HUNHGH?!?! HUNHGH!!!"

"HEY! Someone's makin DOUGHNUTS!!!!"

"My head's not that big..."

(OTHER)

"Ohh, Not the GUMDROP BUTTONS! ANYTHING BUT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!"

"I once knew a guy named 'Bheer Khan'. He was a useless bit of garbage, too,"

"FORTY-TWO!!!"

"Hello! This is the part that I kill you!"

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're sometimes antisocial, copy and paste this into your profile.

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

I. AM. INSANE. I am happy being INSANE then I can laugh at all the non-INSANE people and get away with it. You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you aren't.

When in doubt...throw a chair.

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

NYAH!

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe. I don't know, maybe you will suffer. Depends on how i am feeling at the time.

You are so wierd. "Says the girl holding two glass cups to her face"

"GREAT BALLS OF DEVASTATOR!"

48 things you never knew about me until now-

1. What color is your toothbrush?

What? Umm, IDK, LOL

2. Name one person who made you smile today:

Those voices in my ead. They keep telling me to kill everyone. I smile at the thought of everyone being dead.

3. What were you doing at 8:00 am this morning?

Sleeping..

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading the Newspaper...

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

Do huge Chocolate bunnies count?

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

EEWW NO! (Shudder)

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

"NURR"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Root Beer Float, Gelato style.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

An interesting blend of Oxygen and hydrogen condensed into liquid form

10. Do you like your wallet?

The question is, does it like me?

11. What was the last thing you ate?

Food, I guess

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nada. Phooey.

13. What was the last sporting event you watched?

Quiddich

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Kettle Korn!

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

Lemme check my phone real quick...

16. Have you ever gone camping?

Yea, not a very good experience.

17. Do you take vitamins daily?

I used to.

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

I try to...

19. Do you have a tan?

No. The sun burns me.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

What about Tai food? that is awesome.

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Depends on my mood.

22. What did your last text message say?

Now, why in the infinite multiverse do you wanna know?

23. What are you doing tomorrow?

It depends on what day it is today!

24. Look to your left, what do you see?

The wall

25. What color is your watch?

...What watch?

26. What do you think when you hear "Australia?"

Good Eye Might

27. What is your birthstone?

Why do you want to know? STALKERS!

28. Do you in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Again, it depends on my mood

29. What is your favorite number?

Seventy-seven seven seven seven. And null.

30. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

YO MOMMA

31. Any plans today?

Again, it DEPENDS ON WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY!

32. How many states have you lived in?

Uh, one. I think... Wait, yeah, i lived in the twenty-seven states of the United States of SOAPVILLE ALL AT ONCE.

33. What's your biggest annoyance right now?

My constantly whining pet doggy, DX

34. What was the last song you listened to?

Something by Steve Jablonsky.

35. Can you alphabet backwards?

NOPE

36. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

STALKERS!

37. What is your favorite pair of shoes that you wear all the time?

I prefer barefoot.

38. Are you jealous of anyone?

SENTINEL PRIME. GOT THOSE FLOPPY METAL WING THINGS. I WANT THEM SO BAD.

39. Is anyone jealous of you?

They all SHOULD BE.

40. Do you love anyone?

Define, 'LOVE'

41. Do your friends have children?

Not that i know of!

42. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

I am not a 'hate' person

43. Do you use the word "Hello" daily?

Nurr

44. What color is your car?

Purple with red all over. And yellow sprinkles. Must not forget the yellow sprinkles.

45. Do you like cats?

Totally

46. Are you thinking about someone right now

Are you?

47. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

I can't remember...

48. How did you get your worst scar?

Long story... It involves giant robot alien zombies, a fusion cannon, an army of pink bunnies and something about chocolate. I can't really remember...

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun.
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once.
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.)
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo.
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletraan one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations. (I don't need help, and the transformers agree with me!)
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (more like 2,9976,085 but I'm not keeping track.)
-You think sneaking onto a military base will let you see the Autobots.

-You read this entire list and added to it.