Top 10 things I love in no particular order...

1.Warrior cats

2. cats

3.books

4.drawing

5.cookies

6.Reviews!!!

7.lions and tigers and bears(oh my)

8. FANFICTION!!!

9. clothes!!!

10.MLP FIM

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Yeah, I didn't do this.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors!

Top 10 fav warrior cats...

1. Spottedleaf

2. Mistystar

3.Ferncloud

4.Firestar

5.Purdy(stories!!!)

6. Oakheart

7. Silverstream

8. Squirrelflight

9. Birchfall

10.Snowfur

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG)

WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!

WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Write down five random cats from the series, one from each Clan.

1.Snowfur of Thunderclan

2.Pinenose of Shadowclan

3.Woollytail of Windclan

4.Fallowtail of Riverclan

5.Plumwillow of Skyclan

What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Snowtail. (Meh plain!)

Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Pinetail (That's rather lame)

Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Plumnose (Yes, They'd have the nose the size of a plum.)

What genre (and summary) would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Snowwillow. Genre: Mystery Summary: Snow is a albino rouge kit who's mother scorned her for not looking like her and who's father abandoned her without a word. Her siblings followed their mom and jeered at her, all except one, Lark, the runt of the litter. When Snow's hurtful siblings destroy the den they blame Snow. Snow's mother throws Snow and Lark in a icy river, only to be rescued and taken in by Riverclan. Adderlight, Riverclan's medicine cat, gets a omen that a rouge cat will break the peace and make the dark ones, older than the Ancients, rise. Will Snow and Lark, now Snowwillow and Larktooth, be the evil ones or will they be the innocent?

What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Nosefur and Woollyplum. The Abnormals.

Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs?

Furwoolly The furry cat with save the clan for the snapping teeth crunching skulls.

What would (4's last name and 5's last name) look like?

Tailwillow- Gray she cat with a long furry tail, blue eyes.

What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Woollysnow- They are long furred with white fur.

Do you think anyone uses the name (4's first name and 2's last name)?

Fallownose- Yeah it's common.

Write your 9 least favorite warriors in no particular order!

1.Brokenstar

2. Millie

3.Hawkheart

4. Goosefeather

5. Mapleshade

6. Clear Sky

7. Berrynose

8. Darkstripe

9. Tigerstar

1) What would you name a story starring 3's last part and 5's first part?

Heartmaple Torn out- How my heart was ripped out

2) Would you want to be named 2's first part and 7's last part?

Millienose. NOOOOOOO

3) Would a cat with 4's first part and 9's second part love a cat named 5's last part and 8's first part?

Goosestar and Shadedark. Um no?

4) Would 1 find 7 attractive?

Brokenstar and Berrynose? OMG (Dies laughing) n-no!

5) Have 2 and 6 ever met?

No. Millie and Clear Sky? No

6) Write a prophecy involving 8 and 5.

The maple in the shade will join with the dark stripes and make Thunderclan blaze and burn on fire.

7) 1 and 5 are in a happy relationship until 6 runs off with 2. After 5 dumps 1 for 3, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 3. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 8 and 9. The three loners meet 7, who tells each of them to look for love. 8 finds 2, 9 gets 6, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 4 and 5!

Brokenstar and Mapleshade are in a happy relationship until Clear Sky runs off with Millie. After Mapleshade dumps Brokenstar for Hawkheart, Goosefeather gets upset and retaliates by dating Hawkheart XD!!! Alone and brokenhearted, Brokenstar travels in search of a friend. Brokenstar meets Darkstripe and Tigerstar. The three loners meet Berrynose, who tells them to find love. Darkstripe finds Millie, Tigerstar gets Clear sky, but Brokenstar gets stuck in a never ending love triangle with Goosefeather and Mapleshade!

Quick! Write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Halftail

2. Graypool

3. Leafstar

4. Squirrelflight

5. Bouncefire

6.Bluestar

7. Snowfur

8. Russetfur

9. Crowfeather

10. Leafpool

11. Whitestorm

12. Plumwillow

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Bluestar and Whitestorm? Noooooo

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Squirrelflight? *screeches and runs away*

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Plumwillow and Russetfur? What happened to sanity???

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Crowfeather? Yeah!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Graypool and Bluestar? *Dies laughing*

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Bouncefire and Crowfeather?Bouncefire and Leafpool? Neither!!!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Snowfur walks in on Graypool and Russetfur kissing

Snowfur: Starclan no!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Leafstar and Leafpool...

Leafpool is sent to Skyclan to announce the death of Firestar.

Leafstar and Leafpool trade places, Leafstar being a medicine cat and Leafpool being a leader,for a day.

9) Is there anything as one/eight fluff?

Halftail and Russetfur? NOOOO

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Snowfur and Plumwillow

Snow fractures the fragile Plum?

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Leafstar? NOO

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Whitestorm? Nope

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Graypool, Squirrelflight, Bouncefire? NO

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Leafpool?

Screams: Crowfeather I love you!!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Russetfur? Roar by Katie Perry

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Halftail,Bluestar,Plumwillow. Warning: Two cats in hear are dead and they will haunt you and take your doughnuts.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Leafpool and Graypool.

Leafpool: Can I talk to Mothwing? I need some catmint.

My Warrior cat clan:

WindClan

Leader: Rushingstar: Smoky gray and gold she cat with intense amber eyes.

Deputy: Pikeleaf: Black tom with white speckles, long legs, and Green eyes.

apprentice: Willowpaw

Medicine cat: Palehare: Pale brown she cat with black paws and Midnight blue eyes.

Warriors:

Larkfeather: Smoky brown tabby she cat with a 1 cream leg and gray eyes.

Apprentice: Quailpaw

Goldbreeze: Golden tabby tom with thick fur and pale gray muzzle, brown eyes, long legs.

Ryeheart: Cream tom with black speckles, ice blue eyes and a scarred belly.

Aspencloud: Red and gray she cat with forest green eyes and stumpy tail.

apprentice: Gorsepaw

Weedfur: White tom with fur that sticks out at all angles, hazel eyes and large paws.

Apprentice: Minkpaw

Pondfang: Pale blue tom with silver spots across belly. Green eyes flecked with gold.

Dewpelt: Black tom with silver fur tips and a flat face, ice blue eyes.

Skunknose: Black she cat with white stripes and green eyes.

Apprentice: Cloverpaw

Sandfoot: sand colored she cat with blue eyes.

Apprentice: Plumpaw

Apprentices:

Willowpaw: Silver tabby she cat with black stripes on belly. Green eyes.

Quailpaw: Red tom with white patches and hazel eyes.

Gorsepaw: Sand colored tom with a flat face and black speckles and blue eyes.

Minkpaw: Smoky brown she cat with silver spots and gray eyes.

Cloverpaw: White she cat with a silver face and green eyes.

Plumpaw: Smoky brown tom with black paws and amber eyes.

Queens:

Fawndust: Pale brown she cat with white ears and amber eyes. Mother to Pikeleaf's kits.

Nightkit, Ravenkit, Hollowkit, Barkkit, Mistkit.

Gooseflower: Dark gray she cat with black flecks. Mother to Goldbreeze's kits.

Reedkit and Grassykit.

Mallowblaze: Pale ginger and cream she cat with long legs.Pregnant with Woollystrike's kits.(Woollystrike died in a fire.)

Elders:

Ulysses: Former rouge. Gold tabby tom with a white muzzle. Scarred hindquarters. Gray eyes.

Pineheart: White and brown she cat with amber eyes.

Riverclan:

Leader: Greenstar- Large pinkish gray tom with yellow eyes.

Deputy: Whiterain: White tom with a silver ringed tail.Green eyes and long legs.

Medicine cat: Honeylight: Gold dappled she cat with amber eyes and long fur.

Warriors:

Tawnythorn: Muddy gold she cat with pale blue eyes, long fur, and a black tail tip.

Apprentice: Cranepaw

Smokesky: Dark gray tabby tom with a red paw and Amber eyes.

Adderwind: Red tabby tom with white belly fur and blue eyes.

Apprentice: Ebonypaw

Weaselflame: Tortoiseshell and white she cat with gray eyes.

Mudface: Siamese she cat with thorn sharp claws.

Apprentice: Littlepaw

Moosepatch: Gray tom with brown patches and gold eyes.

Wetflight: White tom with a black chest and green eyes.

Apprentice: Yellowpaw

Berrycloud- Tortoiseshell she cat with small paws and long cream legs.

Heatherfur: Blue gray she cat with green eyes and a long furry tail.

Apprentice: Sagepaw

Apprentices:

Cranepaw: White tom with gray flecks and a red tail tip.Brown eyes.

Ebonypaw: Small black she cat with a white muzzle and blue eyes.

Littlepaw: Small white she cat with black flecks and green eyes.

Yellowpaw: Gold and ginger tom with long fluffy fur and gray eyes.

Sagepaw: Ginger and silver tabby tom with long fur and amber eyes. Has a small stumpy tail.

Queens:

Birchshadow: Dark brown she cat with a dash of black on her belly, amber eyes.Mother of Moosepatch's kit, Mosskit

Daisyspots. White she cat with gold speckles. Pregnant with Smokesky's kits.

Elders:

Eaglesong:Dusky brown she cat with black stripes and blue eyes.

Toadblaze: Silver tom with a red patch and green eyes.

Cinderleaf:White she cat with silver flecks on her chest, amber eyes and long fur.

Shadowclan:

Leader: Vixenstar- Pale ginger she cat with dark ginger paws and blue eyes.

Deputy: Tallwing- Large broad shouldered silver tom with smoky gray patches on his sides like wings. Hazel eyed.

Medicine cat: Burnsky

Don't use your back space button!

Type your name with your knuckles: Tigerbird-loves-bacon

Type your name with your nose: vt i t crlovc xe

Type your name with your Elbow: tigerbirdlopvesbacon

To maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. Sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a blow-drier out the window at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/church/wherever you aren't supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, yell, ''HELLO!'' at the top of your lungs.

5. Put Decaf in the coffee machine for 3 weeks. Once everyone's over the caffeine addiction, switch back to espresso.

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

7. Specify that your drive-through order is ''to go''.

8. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't go to their party because you have a headache.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream, ''I WON! I WON! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! I WON!''

10. When at the zoo, run around screaming, ''They're lose! Everybody take cover! They're lose!''

11. Copy and paste this and tell who you got it from:xSarcasticNinjax

12. Every time your teacher says something, raise your hand and say,"I totally agree!" and clap slowly.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! ;)

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