09:25 Week 1
Life is a journey, a long one, and the problem is, there just aren't enough bathroom breaks. Before long, you're yelling out of the window at passers-by, yelling that your "steamy human effluence" is about to spill out onto the leather upholstery. That's when the filth pull you over. Damn. Life is crap, but my fic ain't . No matter how bad life gets, and how derivative and dire my work becomes, rejoice, for you will still have that "stuff" Chicken Fox writes. HE STEALS ALL MY GOOD IDEAS- the idea about the stun greande not hurting Snake-MINE! The first deathmatch- Raiden's piss-poor turn on Snake (including his entire speech about how he is the true hero of Metal Gear), was a carbon copy of a conversation I had with Fox on the phone (I swear he sits there with a notebook and writes down everything I say). If you don't believe me, ask Fox yourself.

09:33 Week 2
For all of you who don't know, Chicken Fox is rapidly becoming a legend of fanfiction.net, with his Deathmatch series. In my view, he is a legend, and his work is indiscriminately better than my story, and you should all read it and review it. Like ChristSaviour, he just can't stop writing reviews to "the God of Deathmatch". So, I implore all of you to review Fox's work and pack his e-mail account so tight that he can't wade through it for praise. That'll teach the poachin' bastard!

09:14 Week 2.1
Chicken Fox. Chicken Fox. Funny how a name can accurately represent someone isn't it? Fox feels that he can trash me on his biography, well, he does not know who he is screwing with, the almighty Tofer! This is to him, as on every chapter of every story he has ever wrote, I will report abuse, and get him thrown off so fast that he won't even have time to suck off Campbell!