Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

Things you probably didn't know about the good old US of A from history to culture. One-Shots and more. Rated T for Tony the alien and controversy. Because nothing is only skin deep with personifications...

The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)

AU. Harry makes a wish that changes the past, sending him into a world where James and Lily lived but Voldemort is all powerful. And, er... Snape is ...Uncle Sevi? While war approaches, Harry shelters beneath the marauders' wings, growing into a stronger and more valiant hero than ever before.

a Percy/Nico short story collection. Rated for suicide attempt and suggestive content, cause we all know teenagers don't make passes at each other, right? And some emoing. Of course.

Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

He was invisible; she was isolated. But maybe, just maybe, neither of them had to be alone. Jack/Elsa.

Perhaps having a twin sibling wasn't all that bad. Especially when said siblings were as closely knit as hands and feet. America learns the frightening truth that there are some comforts only a brother can provide.

Alfred, Warden of Freedom, is missing. Arthur, Warden of Belief, and Matthew, Warden of Peace, are going to find him. But they won't succeed if Pitch Black has anything to say about it. Hetalia character-centric with "human" names used. Pitch is likely the only RotG character featured. No important OCs. Warning: some rather dark themes, torture, and possible triggers. No pairings.

Tired of being put down by the rest of the nations, America decides enough is enough. The world needs a reality check ,enter America's brilliant plan. Usage of both human and country names. No actual pairings intended.

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

When Holly decided she'd leave for a while and told Artemis he'd better move on with his life, she forgot one very crucial detail. Time passes… Warning: Character Death! Artemis/Holly

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

"All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?" Each nation remembers falling. Now they reflect on their past and watch for America's turn. 10.A hero's perpetual dream that refuses to wake

All the air left his lungs and all he found he could do was to hold the doll in his arms tightly, while he waited for the verdict on his best friend's life.

Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

The War Memorial Exhibitions. "We fought because we were told we didn't have a choice".

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.

It's been a few days since England took in America. He is learning how to raise a child...and learing how to love.

The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."

Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.

It was never a war about good and evil. It was a fight to save a dying world struggling for a final breath of life. It's what made the Death Eaters your heroes. Gryffindors never did understand that.

Naruto is a busy ninja, mind you, with a busy schedule. [fluffy narusasunaru, oneshot]

Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE