"I know everyone you know, you know everyone I know; our Venn Diagrams are one circle." AxH, PxG, Comedy/Romance

When Big Bob discovers his 15 year old daughter's secret shrine, he is livid. Believing Arnold has corrupted Helga, he sends her away to Alaska to live with her sister. Leaving her love behind, with no time to say goodbye, Helga is beside herself. Yet as the years pass she never forgets her love. He in return has to deal with the pain of finding his heart the very night he lost her

A series of stories involving the Rezembool Trio during chapter 108 of the manga and beyond. Note: There are a lot of additional stories for this 'verse on Archive of Our Own, check me out there under Evil Little Dog.

In the Pataki household, Helga is used to being ignored. But after coming down with the flu a few weeks before Christmas, Helga finds herself in a situation completely opposite to what's she's used too, courtesy of a certain Shortman family, where she gets a taste of what it's like to be the priority for once. Takes place after TJM. First Hey Arnold fanfic!

There are twenty prompts, each one a quote that has to be incorporated into the story. There will probably be more than twenty entries. This is multiple characters, friendships and relationships (most relationships) the characters will be posted along with the title.

Helga's getting gifts from a secret admirer representing the Twelve days of Christmas. What happens when she reaches day 5?

Various glimpses into the relationship of our two favorite blondes. Shortaki Week 2017. Accompanied art for each prompt can be found at mikosarthouse on tumblr.

Sequel to "Ever After" They say you can't go home again. Hel and Tad are about to test that theory as they head back to Hillwood; for Helga, to figure out a future with Arnold and for Tad, to take care of his mother. But things have a way of getting muddled and for Tad, it comes is the very alluring form of one Rhonda Wellington-Lloyd.

There's a basket on Helga's desk. And nobody seems to know who it's from.

Arnold had known it the entire night, but somehow sitting in the bathtub, dry and in his clothing, staring at her, glitter in her hair, made it truly settle over him. They really were complete strangers. Something about Helga gave him the feeling he had known her his entire life, but the fact remained at the core: they barely knew each other. A Craigslist(?)!AU

My secret santa gift fic for AlainRacette on the Sunset Arms Hey Arnold fan forum! Helga is waiting for Arnold from a promise they made as kids...Will he show up?

What If: Mr. Simmons had never done the play in Elementary school? What if he directed it when they were all in High School instead? This is an expanded take on Helga's schemes to kiss Arnold. AxH, slight AU.

My contributions to Shortaki Week. All stories are primarily Arnold and Helga written with the prompt of the day. Ratings range from T (the first one) to G.

Helga G. Pataki has a secret admirer. Hell must have frozen over.

"According to a kid in my world history class my superpower is the ability to prevent the Valkyrie from beginning Rangnarok. Which in real speak translates to I am the only person in this school who can get Helga Pataki to back down when she's furious."

this is a story about an affair that was bound to happen, and the chaos that ensues for the lives involved. Sometimes, being an adult is harder than it looks.

Kristoff is a worker on Oaken's Tree Farm, and Anna comes in to work the concession stand and Gift Shop. This is a collection of small snapshots of their time together. Word counts will vary greatly depending on the scene.

There are cures for recurring dreams. Post-canon.

What could be more amusing than taking two hundred thousand words to make Arnold realize he loves Helga? Taking EIGHT hundred thousand words to explore in detail how this newfound relationship is working out! Sequel to Tutoring Arnold! Let's do this! FINISHED!

Desperate circumstances force Helga into an unusual disguise, resulting in many awkward situations.

What happens when the guy that was always helping others, doesn't know how to help himself? - M for Lemons and language. I don't own anything Hey Arnold.

College is full of new beginnings - new classes, new friends, new adventures. Helga's freshman year has been no different. But when a piece of her past comes into the picture, she's unsure whether she should begin again or pick things up where they left off. *WARNING: Contains lemons and coarse language.* You've been warned!

ArnxHel oneshots...She's just as she'll always be.

"How did we ever become friends?" "You said you liked my bow." At 21, Helga and Arnold reunite for an impromptu Valentine's date. Helga/Arnold one shot

Fate, in the form of Arnold, collapses onto a twenty-five year old Helga G. Pataki's front step as she runs late for work one fine summer's day - effectively turning her life upside down and then stomping on it for good measure.

"Everyone's watching them as they say they're going to love each other forevermore, and pledge that 'they do', but they don't, Arnold. They don't." Helga's parents renew their vows. Helga/Arnold one-shot.

"Well maybe not your complete soul but definitely part of it. If you're willing to bare your body to me, it's only fair I get to see part of your soul too."

The gang gets a VERY unexpected display of love while just about to throw a little surprise party on Helga's Birthday, learning NOT to ever do such a thing these days. AxH Lemon

Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!

Like mother, like son. Oneshot.

It's a fleeting, fickle, funny thing; he asks for your hand, you take his ring, but fidelity is never as it seems, from a shallow grave and rosy dreams...

The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song

Sirius has a reputation as a manwhore are Hogwarts, and Remus loves him. So one day, James tricks them into a little GAME to prove their affections...Rated M for later chapters. [RLSB]

James comes in late from studying, only to find Sirius and Remus in his bed!

“I want my spoinkle, Remmie.”“…”“My spoinkle puff.”“Are you drunk, Sirius?”R&R...pure dialogue. Spoinkles are explained inside.

Here you shall find a silly, short chapter about the adventures of Fred and George Weasley, and the amazing pranking skills they possess. Please review.

How exactly did Fred and George come across the Marauder's Map in their first year?

...Stupendously Large Crush On Him. Sorry, it wouldn't all fit. Rhianna, a senior in high school, has a secret. However, she must confront her fears before her wish will come true.

Twenty years of unanswered questions, what better time for closure than a class reunion?

Sirius is nearing the dreaded O.W.L.'s at Hogwarts. Also, nearing the end of his fifth year. Girls, grades, girls, O.W.L.'s, friends, girls, family, and... did we mention girls? bog down his final years at school. Loads of MWPP fun!

A collection of extremely random short stories about marching band. How Dr. Beat was born! And don't give your band Mountain Dew, whatever you do (it rhymes). UPDATED! The tale of the Immortal Tuba.

My attempt at a humor fic. I used the song Mood Rings by Relient K. This is supposed to be a book written by the infamous twins.

The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins

Have a question for the maruaders? Funny spiels? They're all here!

James gets a phonecall from Sirius and goes to meet him at the local bar. James and Sirius are American in this! Okay I know that's wrong but they are. Just a bit of fun I had doing a history assignment. RR

When Merric asks the question "I wonder what they're talking about out there" when Kel and Neal are talking in the hall, the resulting conversation is... interesting.

I might make it a whole list of them, but for right now, I'm sticking to just this one. Why people who say "And this one time at band camp..." deserve to be punched in the face.

What does N4 do on their long bus trips when the game of Corruption gets old and all the freshmen know the Figure Eight Game? We write song parodies for band! YAY!

Um, I whipped this up in a fit of nostalgia. It's my senior year - I started feeling teary! So here's why I do this.

High sap factor! Helga and Arnold meet up after years of being apart.

Lily Evans and James Potter just might cross the social breaches and get together ... but not if one Willow Rowan can help it. *Complete*

A collection of Parodies of music and poems with a humors band twist! Any music student can appriciate! Read and Review!