I'm just an idiot who loves anime, yaoi, yuri, Adventure Time, Vocaloids, and other stuff...
Yaoi OTP: Shizaya (DuRaRaRa!!)
Yuri OTP: YurixKanade (Angel Beats!)
Straight OTP: AsunaxKirito (SAO)
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I POINT OUT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I like YURI, so I MUST be a Lesbian.
I’m ATHLETIC so I MUST beat up everyone.
I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a loser.
I CALL MYSELF A BITCH so I MUST be a bitch.
MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
"We may be apart but we are still under the same sky. We will meet again"
Shion and Nezumi
"Your hands aren’t meant for killing. They’re meant to give life.”
Edward Elric
"Do you know where hell is? Inside your head."
Crona
Candles by Hey Monday
The power lines went out
And I am all alone
But I don't really care at all
Not answering my phone
All the games you played
The promises you made
Could't finish what you started
Only darkness still remains
Lost sight
Couldn't see
When it was you and me
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
I'm beginning to see the light
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
But I think I'll be alright
Been black and blue before
There's no need to explain
I am not the jaded kind
Playback's such a waste
You're invisible
Invisible to me
My wish is coming true
Erase the memory of your face
Lost sight
Couldn't see
When it was you and me
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
I'm beginning to see the light
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
But I think I'll be alright
One day
You will wake up
With nothing but you’re sorries
And someday
You will get back
Everything you gave me
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
I'm beginning to see the light
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
But I think I'll be alright
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'Pull" or pulled the handle on a door that said 'Push', copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever made plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal (aka: Trix), put this in your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
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If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most.
Come to the dark side. we have COOKIES!!!
Yes i hit like a girl, you could too if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror films, but screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
Im not insane, i just do what ever the voices tell me to do.
Roses are red,
Vilotes are blue,
Sugar is sweetn
and so are you
but the roses are wilting,
the vilotes are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head!
they say love is around the corner, then i must be walking in circles.
child said to mom, Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then she regretted what she had done, and crying said to her child, "Please open your eyes! "But it was to late, his tiny heart had stopped beating. When she walked into her… bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY". copy and paste this on your profil if you're against child abuse
If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing...
the worst excuse for not turning in your homework, i couldnt find anyone to copy it off of.
i hope i didnt brain my damage!
whats the point o f going out some where, we're just gonna end up back here anyway...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE EXPIRED!!!!?????
Friends would bail you out of jail.
Best friends would be sitting next to you and say; "Bollocks! We screwed up!"
Friends will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had too much.
Best friends are the ones who watch you staggering all over the place and say; "Stop being a pussy and drink up!"
Friends have never seen you cry.
Best friends have seen it a thousand times but won't tell anyone else -they'll just laugh about it with you later when you're not down anymore.
Girls are like apple trees,
The best ones are always at the top,
And boys don't want to reach for the good ones,
Because they're afraid they'll fall and get hurt.
Instead they go for the rotton apples on the ground,
Which aren't as good but easy.
So the apples at the top think there's something wrong with them,
When in reality they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
The one who's brave enough to climb all the way up.
To the top of the tree.
Sibling Property Rules
1. If i like it, it's mine.
2. If I'm holding it, it's mine.
3. If i can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If i had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing it up, all of the peices are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If i saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
If you agree with this and wish these rules applied in your hose copy and paste this to your profile.
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counters?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
10 ways to annoy your waiter
1. Tell him/her all about your dog, "Dog"
2. Holler random numbers while he/she's taking orders.
3.Order all your food with "ooh la la"
4. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
5 Ask him/ her what gender they are.
6: Talk about the waiters pants.
7. Ask the waitress/ waiter for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
8. Stand on your seat and take your coat, swing it around above your head as you sing the wrong words to the song that's playing.
9. Cut your food with an imaginary spoon.
10. Wave at strangers in the place.
{ mY sister and her friend did this at a very, very, very fancy place, {They were 9 when they did this!}