Hello people! my name is kookie8426...yeah i know kinda obvious... Anyways i am going to tell you things about me...

Things about me

- i am 15 years old

-i like twilight a lot...its not even funny anymore

-i am team werewolves (can't decide which one i like best...hehehe)

-i like artistic things (music,reading,writing,etc.)

-i love unicorns,ninjas,and dinosaurs.

-i like that squiggly line instead of - straight line

Yeah...umm...i can't think of anything else...hehe

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Heaven kicked me out, Hell's afraid I'll take over, so I guess I'm stuck here.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...

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Number some of the Twilight characters from 1 to 12. Then, when a number comes up, put in the character that is matched with that number. You may put your comments/answers below the questions. Now watch the destruction begin. ;)

1 -Seth

2-Brady

3-Collin

4-Embry

5-Jacob

6-Emily

7-Emmett

8-Jasper

9-Alice

10-Rosalie

11-Leah

12-Paul

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Emily and Leah? Actually I haven't

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Embry? Yes, I do.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Paul got Jasper pregnant? No comment...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well...no...cause Sam imprinted on Emily not Brady

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Jacob/Alice: Nah... Jacob/Rosalie: Better.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Emmett walking in on Brady and Paul doing it? I have no idea...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Emmett never existed. Collin imprints on a very different person, Rosalie Hale. Will she fight the imprint?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Seth and Jasper fluff... Not that i have heard of.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Comfort in a Different Brother

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to kill One?

Embry sees Seth kissing his girl friend, he gets so furious that a brother would do that. He sees Seth walking down the street, so he goes wolf and mauls him.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Collin...we haven't seen how he looks.

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Rosalie? "Give me back my mirror!" I don't really know.

14) If you wrote a song about eight, what song would you chose?

Happy by Nevershoutnever

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Seth/Emily/Paul... Warning: Lots of food.

16) What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

I have no idea...

17) One cheated on five with twelve, and then five went and had a hot, one night stand with three. Three seeks advice from eleven when three found out it was pregnant, and then three went to go find true love with eight. Eleven, however, did not think it was good for three to have gotten pregnant, so in Eleven's fury, eleven kills nine, leaving seven heartbroken. Seven then finds true love with two, but two cheats on seven with four. Six goes on a bloody rampage and kills all the other people.

Seth cheated on Jacob with Paul, and then Jacob went and had a hot, one night stand with Collin. Collin seeks advice from Leah when Collin found out he was pregnant, and then Collin went to go find true love with Jasper. Leah, however, did not think it was good for Collin to have gotten pregnant, so in Leah's fury, Leah kills Alice, leaving Emmett heartbroken. Emmett then finds true love with Brady, but Brady cheats on Emmett with Embry. Emily goes on a bloody rampage and kills all the other people. O.o Wow...

One night I was staring up into the stars, and then I began to wonder . . . where the hell is my roof?!

Your prince will come? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got into a fight, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You punch someone. I punch someone. Your my best friend. I'm your best friend. You jump off a cliff and I save your sorry ass!

Don't follow me . . . I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Be insane . . . be well behaved girls never made history.

Did you know that when the men in white come to take you away in the foam van, that if you start bouncing off the walls, that's how they tell if your actually insane?

Boys are like slinkys . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

It takes 42 muscles to smile, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Never walk up to Death's front door, ring the door bell, and the run away. He hates that.

If a postive plus a postive equals a postive, then two stupid people make a smart person.

There's no "I" in "Team" but there's an "I" in "Meatpie" and "Meat" in the anagram of "Team"

I used to be normal before I met the freaks that I call "My friends"

I ran with scissors and lived!

Everything on this planet is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my friends, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most countries.

Taste the rainbow . . . eat crayons!

A computer can beat me at chess, but it can't beat me in kick boxing.

Here's a llama, there's a llama . . . HOLY SHIT A REAL LLAMA!!!

I the ones that I am.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Only sometimes...hehe)
sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (sometimes)
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 20

I guess i am girlier than i thought...

Girls

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile!

Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD. We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's not looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BEHIND, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance.

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys: NO GRABBING!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

If you haven't stopped, seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls re-post this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this .

Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.

I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday.

I danced with Paris Hilton because a hoe stole my taco.

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...