"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole

how to tell if your a writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil y talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

copy and paste if your a writer

random stuff he asked me if i was alright i looked at him, speechless "yeah" i said. then i thought about it, i looked in his eyes as minefilled with tears "no".

theres a song blaring in her headphones, it reminds her of a boy who used to care.

i can't stop thinking about what would have happened if we hadn't given up on each other...

it's like lighting candles in the rain sometimes life can be a pain, but don't give up without a fight.

sometimes i sit and think about yesterday, of all those simple words that i ddnt even say

Guess what...I ran with scissors, and lived!

i just sit back and wonder why, everything is just bought and sold, and why everyone listens to what they're told

. so talk down to me again, remind me how screwed i am, and how perfect you are.

you preach about waiting for love. well, here it is right in front of you. & you're going to turn your back on it, so that makes you a hypocrite.

we never thought we'd get so troubled we could never think that much. it should never get this bad.

she swears the moon don't hang quite as high as it used to, & she only sleeps when it's raining, and she screams and her voice is straining

the past is annoying, showing up in everybody's words, every song you hear, every block you walk; but you never want to get rid of it because at one point, it was where you wanted to be

"Just Friends" was always a lie between you and me.

You took for granted all the times I never let you down.

it's kind of hard to be with someone, when deep down you know you're still in love with someone else.

no one can lie to their heart no matter how hard you try

You don't realize how strong a person is until you see them at their weakest moment

those who cry are stronger than those who hold their feelings inside.

those who cry are stronger than those who hold their feelings inside. and its like theres a fuckin' sign over my heart that says, "STAB HERE"

life doesn't hurt until you think about how much things have changed, who you've lost along the way, and about how much was your fault

i DiDNT WANT T0 ADMiT iT; iT WAS EASiER T0 LiE & HiDE THE HURT & EMPTiNESS, T0 SMiLE iNSTEAD OF CRY.

you cant change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future. go ahead tell me all your lies & don't forget to add that you love me.

it's not about the amount of friends you have it's about how many you can trust.

Sometimes I may forget to say I love you, but I never forget to feel it.

the hardest part of a breakup is having to go through your notebooks scratch out his name a hundred times

Guess what...I ran with scissors, and live