REWRITE A PROFILE!!
Lili: Stupid download...

Kyuushi: What are you downloading?

Lili: Um...Episodes of Beyblade onto my computer!!!

Kyuushi: ^_^

Lili: Anyway, THIS IS MY PROFILE!! AND IT SHALL BE LONG!! I'm warning you!!!

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Name: Lili

Real Name: Um...IM NOT TELLING YOU!!!

Gender: *starts singing "I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt* OH sorry!!!! I got distracted!

Age: 14

Interests: Kai Hiwattari, Beyblade, Anime, Manga, Inuyasha(the show!), Band, Art, Weird things

Shows: O.o I think maybe any Disney Channel show, expecially Lilo and Stitch the Series

Anime: Beyblade, Yu Gi Oh, Inuyasha, Hamtaro, Sailor Moon, Cardcaptors, Pokemon(DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!), Tokyo Mew Mew, Tenchi Muyo

Manga: Beyblade, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Cardacptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Zodiac P.I., Tenchi Muyo

Hobbies: HTML (and trying to understand it), Band, writing, drawing, sleeping, eating

Species: Lili: o.O MEOW! Kitty!!!!!! Kyuushi: NO! That is just you transformed form! Lili: Oh yea! A human

Location: US of A

Date of Birth: March 26

Place of Birth: Im not telling Im not telling!

Astrology Sign: Aries

Zodiac Sign: Horse

Type of Soul: I guess Im an artistic soul?

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Lili's Favourite things:
1) Kai Hiwattari
2) My friends and family
3) Kai Hiwattari
4) Internet
5) Kai Hiwattari
6) Violence (Not like in real life! On TV yes!)
7) Kai Hiwattari
8) Writing Fanfiction
9) Kai Hiwattari
10) Having Power!

Lili's Least Favourite Things that will be burned to death:
1) Um...Kai's grandpa, TYSON, Boris, Naraku, Kish, and other wannabes
2) Those who diss my friends
3) Those who diss Kai
4) Sometimes YAOI parings
9) Those who took Sailor Moon off the air!
10) People who hate Anime!

Lili's Favourite Games:
1) Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2(Riku and Kai are too much alike!)
2) Beyblade(On PS2 and on GBA)
3) Inuyasha(on PS1 and on PS2!!!)
4) Sailor Moon: An RPG Adventure(it is on the computer when you download a SNES!)
5) Digimon(Dont look at me like that!)

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It is impossible for Santa Claus to go around the world giving presents to children.

1.
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total--378 million according to the population reference bureau. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household (U.S. census, World Health Organization, UNICEF), that's 91.8 million homes. For the sake of our ensuing calculations we will assume there is at least one good child in each.

3.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical) This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1.2 milliseconds to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that Santa's sleigh does not undergo quantum tunneling behavior and that the 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which of course we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept) we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a mere 27.4 miles per second. A conventional reindeer can run about 15 miles per hour unless being chased by a pack of wolves.

4.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than approximately 500 pounds on a sleigh. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point 1) can in the absence of ground-based frictional forces pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the jot with eight or even nine reindeer. We need approximately 15O,000 reindeer. This increases the payload- not even counting the weight of the sleigh or Santa--to 353,430 tons. For comparison, this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth II (the boat, not the person).

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353,430 tons traveling at 650 miles per second within the earth's atmosphere creates enormous air resistance, heating the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft returning from orbit. The lead pair of reindeer will aborb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per Second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 milliseconds. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centripetal forces 17,500 times greater than gravity. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pound of force.

6.
In conclusion, if Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
-Found by Lefty.

Santa Max does it differently.

FACT: Taking in loads of chocolate can kill.

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Favourite Anime in order:
1)Beyblade
2)Inuyasha
3) All of the others

Favourite Characters in Beyblade:
1) KAI HIWATTARI THE GOD OF ALL, HE IS SURPERIOR TO YOU! HE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYTHING HE IS THE HOTTEST THING ALIVE!!! HE ALSO WAS THE ONE WHO TEACHANLLY GOT THE BLADEBREAKERS TOGETHER!
2) Rei Kon, He is pretty cool! Catlike too!
3) Yuriy Valkov (May have mistaken the last name) A cyborg cold as everythign as he can destroy all those oppose him with his mighty bit-beast
4) Hitoshi Kinomiya (Shippou No Jin) Brother of the hero, unrealistic mask with wonders of HOW THE HELL DOES HE BREATHE?!
5) Max, HYPERNESS TO THE EXTREME
6) Bryan, He is pretty cool(literally)
7) Mariam (last name unknown) Sarcasm is filled within this Blader.
8) Queen, like her too!
Random fact: SPOILER: Ozuma beat Yuriy in the Manga.

Favourite Characters in Inuyasha:
1) Sango, with her family all slaughered by her brother in the sight of her eyes, her life goes on, to avenge...
2) Miroku, with his pervertness in order, it could be more powerful than his other weapon.5) Inuyasha, the hero of the story, selfish, at first, but a loving dog.
3) Sessohumaru, brother of Inuyasha, he sounds feminine.
4) Kirara, the cuteness of this beast may think it's harmless...
5) Inuyasha, the hero of the story, selfish, at first, but a loving dog.
6) Kagome! She is pretty cool if you know what I mean
7) Shippou, though not very helpful, he is still in the Yasha-gang
8) Rin, little and young, the girl sides with Sessohumaru to the rest of the world

Favourite characters in ALL:
1) Kai Hiwattari
2) Rei Kon
3) Sailor Saturn
4) Sango
5) Yuri Ivanov
6) Sailor Neptune
7) Hitoshi Kinomiya
8) Miroku
9) Sessamoru
10) Max M.
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Lili: Ash's doing a fine job on me PROFILE!!! ^_^

Kyuushi: it looks boring...--

Lili; IT IS NOT!!! :( NOw, SO WE CAN CONTINUE THIS CRAP!!!

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OC's:

Name: Lili Kimoto
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Species: Author/Human/Wildcar
Favourite animal: cats, dolphins, monkeys
Star sign: Aries
Birthday: March 26
Location: Fanfiction.net, Hawaii, Japan, Russia
Created In: Somewhere in my non-existent brain
Personality: Um...o.O You don't wanna know

Name: Ashely
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Species: Human/Dolphin
Favourite animal: Dolphin, Orca
Star Sign: Pisces
Birthday: March 6
Location: Fanfiction.net, Hawaii, Japan, China
Created In: My head
Personality: o.O Smart

Name; Kelly
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Species: Human/Fox
Favourite Animal: Fox, Wolf
Star Sign: Gemini
Birthday: June 14
Location: Fanfiction.net, Hawaii, Japan, Mexico
Created In: Head
Personality: Likes to cook

Name: Emily
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Species: Human/Dove
Favourite animal: Dove, Swan
Star Sign: Virgo
Birthday: September 1
Location: Fanfiction.net, Japan, Hawaii, Austrailia
Created In: Head
Personality: Girly girl

Name: Mika
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Species: Human/Rabbit
Favourite animal: Rabbit
Star Sign: Libra
Birthday: October 10
Location: Fanfiction.net, Hawaii, Japan
Created In: Head
Personality: Punk Rocker

Name: Ally and Kiki
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Species: Human/Monkey and Human/Panda
Favourite animal: Monkeys and Pandas
Star Sign: Cancer and Gemini
Birthday: June 21 and June 20
Location: Fanfiction.net, Japan, Hawaii
Created In: My head
Personality: They both double team

Name: Chaos
Age: unknown
Gender: Male
Species: um...human/chaos
Favourite animal: unknown but probably a cat
Star Sign: unknown
Birthday: unknown
Location: Fanfiction.net, unknown, Japan, Hawaii
Created In: unknown
Personality: evil, has a thing for Lili

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OLYMPICS!!!--Don't care.

Favourite MoviesL
LILO AND STITCH!
Anything Anime
and Comedies

I will record EVERY G REV EPPIES! Then, in 50 years when i'm old (I'll be OLD?! NOOOOO. I will find a way to be young and immortal!!!) I can sit back and have goood memories!!

Takao is way too popular...@_@

I LIKE COLOURS: SLATE! (blue mixed with grey, looks cool!) all all the colours Kai wears!

--My role is: Messenger of Kai, Serious Mood Swinger

FAVOURITE SONGS:
1) IDENTIFIED-Beyblade! LOVE THIS SONG!!!

Identified

dareka janai bokutachi no
mezameta "identity"
jibun rashiku kagayaite "Yes, Keep on my life"
umaku mawasenai kanjou
tameiki hitotsu ASUFARUTO ni nageta
furidashita ame saegiru
kimi no egao ni sukuware tari shite sa
minna "fantasy" mo
sonzai kan mo hoshii
sou "real" na yume mitai kara

dareka janai bokutachi ga
motomeru "identity"
jibun wo ai sereba yasashisa mo shiru yo
kizu tsui tatte nayan datte
kanjiru "sympathy"
mayoi nagara sagasu nosa
"good revolution"

ikiru imi toka sagashite
muzukashii koto katari awanakutemo
nichijou no naka koboreta
chiisana kimochi kimi to sodate teruyo
donna "theory" mo bouken shin ni kaete
sora ippai ima tsudzuku kara

hitori janai sekai juu de
deaeru "identity"
toki ni wa butsukatte mo tou mawari shite mo
machigae tatte kowaku tatte
hazushite "protection"
shinjite kimi no mirai wa "good revolution"

dareka janai bokutachi ga
motomeru "identity"
jibun wo ai sereba yasashisa mo shiru yo

hitori janai sekai juu de
deaeru "identity"
toki ni wa butsukatte mo tou mawari shite mo
machigae tatte kowaku tatte
hazushite "protection"
shinjite kimi no mirai ha "good revolution"

^_^
2) Sign of Wish-Beyblade
3) Go ahead-Beyblade
4) Victory-Beyblade the Movie
5) Every heart-Inuyasha
6) All Across the Nation-Beybalde (their songs are goooooooood)
7) My will-Inuyasha
8) Ala mode-Tokyo Mew Mew
9) Rock Songs
10) Punk songs

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"No more Mr. Nice Rei!"-Rei (G Revolution)

Dunga: I've got two words for you Ozuma! I was robbed! And you're the one who robbed me! (o.O)

Kenny: Oh…don’t worry about him. He calls all the girls cute, even the weird ones.
Hilary: Oh…I see—WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!
Kenny: Ugh! Nothing!

swirly eyes* That's not good... *Hears and sees dogs growling at him* Make that so not good!-Takao(HAHAHAHA!!!)

Kenny-*crys* Oh that's so sweet Hilary, who knew that you were actually a nice person!
Hilary-Oh thank you... wait a second YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS A NICE PERSON!

Ty: So let me get this straight, you can't fight as hard as you want, because it feels like you're fighting Wyatt?
Kai:...Yes...
Ty: DUDE! They look nothing alike!
Kai: What? Can't you see it?
Ty: *smirks* Yeah like if he loses a hundred pounds, right.
Kai: TYSON!(That battle sounded too much like me and fighting my younger sister! ;_;)

Kai: I'm afraid to say we're not going anywhere until we've taken out these walking can openers.
Tyson: That's more than you say in a week!(o.O SO HE DOES TALK!!!)

"You cheated!" - Max
"I should be offended by that comment, by how can I stay mad at someone who's as cute as a teddy bear? With those big sad eyes you look just like a puppy!" - Mariam
"Yeah, one who bites the hands of strangers! Want me to show you?" - Max(OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!)

"Mm-mm. Heel boy!" - Mariam

"Are you sitting on a pine cone Dunga? Because you're even crankier than usual." - Ozuma

Kenny: Kai's totally trustworthy...well apart from that one time he turned evil in Russia(lol Good times!)

He threw his alarm clock at me!-Max(Ouch!)

"Kenny! Your feet stink! What did you step in today?!"-Rei(lol That must have not been good!)

"Bingo! Angry guy connects the dots!"-Mariam

SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO TRANSLATE!!!!!!!!!-Me. (funny wunny)

"Yer, i live in Beyblade and watched America!!!"-Me again

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Rei: The early neko-jin gets the mouse!! ^^(Kyuushi and Lili: Your sooooooo right!)

Takao: AND BREAKFAST! ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kai: Hn...

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYE!!

BYEBYE!

Till NEXT TIME!!!

BIBI!!!

KAI HIWATTARI IS DA BEST!!!

-Mew Mew Sirius
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