Miss DiNozzo
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Joined 02-02-13, id: 4520946, Profile Updated: 08-18-16
Author has written 15 stories for NCIS, Twilight, Graceland, and White Collar.

Hey guys. There's a few things you should know about me and my writing. I'm a high school student who spends eight hours everyday locked up in a classroom. My life is beyond crazy, and I'm almost always going someplace or doing something. I don't usually have a lot of time to write, so my updates are far apart. I try to write a lot of one shots for this reason. But understand that if you're following one of my longer stories that I'm not postponing my updates to torture you. More often than not, it's more painful for me to not update for you guys. Tuesday and Wednesday are my only free nights during the week, so that's when my updates will usually come. And, to conclude the part of this introductory paragraph that is about me, I'm insane. Some things I say or do may strike you as a little bit strange, but that's just the way I am.The world is full of people who are smart and sensible, and while I am both of those things, at some point in my life I will probably need professional help.

Okay. Now that that's been addressed, we can talk about my writing style. I'll be the first to admit that my stories can be a little bit wordy and depressing. But give them a chance. Sometimes the story has a happy ending, but it might take a while to get there. Others might just fall off a mountain into a dark pit of doom. But who knows? You just have to read it to find out. Some of my little drabbles are happy though. They have an overall smiley theme. Don't worry, I am a very happy person, but I have this dark side. Don't read too much into the topics. Just note that I write for my own personal pleasure. I don't take crap from people and I don't do this to cater to people who don't care a rat's ass about what it takes to do this. I love to write and create things for other people to enjoy. You guys have the option to talk to me or review, just don't abuse that power. And as of now that's all you need to know!

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Riding Shotgun by somewhereinthedreams reviews
Slightly AU and set pre-series. Paige and Mike meet under different circumstances.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Mike W., Paige A. - Complete
The Things They Carried by lolitarun reviews
The agents of Graceland are masters of keeping secrets. But sometimes, secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,047 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Mike W.
When the Towel Drops by msjgatsby reviews
What happens after the towel drops. No plot.
Graceland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Mike W., Paige A. - Complete
Shimmer by busigt-81 reviews
This phone call means so much more to Mike, it's a life line, a way out.
Graceland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Mike W., P. Briggs, Johnny T., D. Jakes
Drink, Drank, Drunk by msjgatsby reviews
Every ten minutes, Mike takes a shot.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Mike W., Paige A. - Complete
A Few Worlds One Family by actlikesummer reviews
Paul Briggs hasn't seen his family in close to 5 years. What happens when his niece shows up in California with secrets? Follow her journey as she deals with her uncle, his friends, & growing up in a house of undercover federal agents. (Briggs isn't bad in this story. No drug addiction/Odin stuff). READ AUTHOR'S NOTE BEFORE READING. Rated T for mentions of abuse, self harm, etc.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - P. Briggs, Charlie D., Paige A., Johnny T. - Complete
Text Me by ohponthavemercy reviews
Charlie gets bored in meetings easily. Fortunately, there's always a certain FBI agent to mess with. Mike/Charlie oneshot.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Charlie D., Mike W. - Complete
Ghosts in the Hallway by msjgatsby reviews
Mike knows Paige is pacing outside his hospital door. 2 Quick 500 word drabbles. One in canon version, one not. Both Fluff.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Mike W., Paige A. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ohponthavemercy reviews
Mike catches a very hungover, sleepy FBI agent returning from the beach. Marlie oneshot.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Charlie D., Mike W. - Complete
Nightcall by barricadeboyznthehood reviews
Paige and Johnny mutually share a bed with their teddy bears Jimmy Stewart and Pedro.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Paige A., Johnny T. - Complete
To Be the Last by BeyondSanity12 reviews
Disease has ravaged the human race, bringing them to near extinction. Edward left Bella months ago, and she has been locked up ever since she cracked and started babbling about vampires. Edward rushes to Forks to find Bella, dead or alive. With thousands of thirsty vampires rioting and the Volturi demanding that all humans be brought to Volterra, things are spinning out of control.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,571 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bad Timing by Rayrawl reviews
Tony's been feeling ill for a while, but put it down to having a persistant flu, until it interfers with a case. A trip to the hospital reveals something much worse, and it will change Tony's world forever. Pregnant!Ziva, Sick!Tony. Tiva, Father/son Tibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,968 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Renesmee's Sick Day by WriterWhoFlew reviews
Renesmee is supposed to spend the day with Edward, but she gets a throat infection and Edward ends up taking care of her while Bella not-so-agreeingly goes shopping with Alice. I do not own twilight or any of its characters!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Getting Sick by Morine123 reviews
One day Edward suddenly gets sick. But Edward is a vampire, how is this possible? What will Bella do to help him get better? Read and find out! Give it a chance, it gets interesting. Also lots of fluff! Bella and Edward. Post- Eclipse. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
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Baby Steps reviews
Post Graceland, Paige and Mike become parents.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [Mike W., Paige A.]
Sick Mike Oneshots reviews
As a huge sickfic fan, I've really wanted to see more sick!Mike. So naturally I wrote a million stories about it. I'm taking requests, so just hit me up in the comments.
Graceland - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Mike W.
The Capulets (Maybe) reviews
In a different world, Romeo and Juliet get their happy ending after all. Alternate ending to the storyline between Johnny and Lucia.
Graceland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2016 - [Lucia S., Johnny T.] - Complete
Suffocating reviews
Neal's had a lump in his throat since the day it happened.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Neal C. - Complete
Dark reviews
Tags to 1x04, Pizza Box. Mike's not doing well.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Mike W.
Out of Commision reviews
Mike doesn't feel well, but lucky for him he's got a few very capable housemates looking after him.
Graceland - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Complete
The Other Side of Someday reviews
"I'm not leaving for good, I don't think, but at this point I think it would be best for everyone if I just kept my distance." OR The one where Mike flees the country to figure things out.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015
The Whole Story reviews
She could tell them that they don't know the whole story. She could tell them that they don't have all the facts. She could tell them that they're misreading the situation. But that would be a lie. The truth is, they know the story very well—maybe even better than she does. And she's spent her entire life trying to deny it. Post 2x13
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014
Stage Two reviews
I should have guessed everything would catch up to me one day. My life before the bureau was a dark time, filled with mistakes, regrets, and failures. I've tried for years to put it all behind me and move on, my graduation from the FBI and assignment in Graceland giving me a chance to start fresh. For a while everything was great, but when I heard the tragic news, my heart stopped.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Mike W., Paige A.
Baby, It's Christmas Time reviews
Fluffy story about Mike and the Graceland family celebrating the Christmas holiday. Oneshot. Maybe a twoshot if you guys like it and want me to continue.
Graceland - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Mike W., Charlie D.
Sometimes When it Rains reviews
The rain is pouring outside Mike's window, and all that makes him do is think of... her. Mike OOC, but not too badly. Note: This story is a little bit depressing. Rated T for mild language and some mature themes.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Mike W. - Complete
Wake Up, Mikey! reviews
"I step out into the hallway and start the trek. Steady now… steady goes it… The floor creaks loudly, and I wince. One wrong move and I'll have five very angry federal agents waving guns in my face. I inwardly sigh. Just another perk of living in a government funded safe house." Mike can't sleep now, but when he can, you can count on Johnny being there to wake him up. NON SLASH.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Mike W., Johnny T. - Complete
To Build a Home reviews
FBI agent Michael Warren now lives in D.C. His dream has come true. But he feels empty and lost, like something is missing. Because something is. And he knows exactly what it is. He built a home, and it disappeared. Oneshot.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Mike W. - Complete
Faking It
"You're saying that this is the only way to remain inconspicuous?" My fiancée was fuming. It did really seemed like a good way to keep them from exposure, but there had to be some other way. It simply couldn't be a one solution problem. Perhaps we could…There wasn't a good finish to that sentence. The vision Alice had seen was clear, and it was either her idea or risking discovery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,673 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Collapsed reviews
Ziva sighed as she decided to call Tony up from the basement. Sauntering over to the door that concealed a staircase to the lowest level of the structure, she called Tony up. When he didn't respond, she began to panic. What if he was hurt? Or there was someone else down there? What if he was dead? TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D.