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"A myth shared by many is a culture.A myth shared by a few is a cult.A myth shared by two is love.A myth shared by one is insanity."

I Love Quotes, hehehe

From my friend Anna :) (not said by her)

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100 percent. - R.D. Laing

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings. -Edward Gardne

style is when they're running you out of town and you nake it look like you're leading the parade. -William Battie

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "FLEE AT ONCE -ALL IS DISCOVERED" They all left town immediatly. -Mark Twain

Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. - Woodrow Wilson

Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female. -Desmond Morris

Dinosaurs are always angery because their arms are too short to hug people. -Unknown

I my self have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. (or a prostitute)-Rebscca West

If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs, it it possible you haven't grasped the gravity of the situation. -Jean Kerr (I love sarcasim)

Trust every one, but cut the cards. -Fineley Peter Dunne

Thank God I'm an athiest. -Luis Bunuel (I don't actualy believe in either, but i find it amusing in my confusion of religion in general)

You don't make up for your sins is church. You do it on the streets. You do it at hone. The rest is bullshit and you know it. -Mean Street

Do or do not, there is no try. -Yoda

My ansestors wandered lost in the wildermensss for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask for directions. -Elayne Boosler

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it is within walking distance. - Unknown

the one bonus of not liftine the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare Homosexuality instead of running for Canada. - Lorne Bloch

What ever you condem you have done yourself. -Georg Grodderk

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H.6. Wells

There's two reasons that a person will do something - the reason that sounds good, and the real reason. -Unknown

Why can't they have gay people is the army? Personally, I think they're just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" -Jon Stewart

A reporter is a man who has renounced everying in life except the wotld, the flesh, and the devil. -David Murry

A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark. -Colin Bowles

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.-Bob Rubin

The longest word in the English language is the one that follows the phrase "And now a word from our sponsor". -Hal Eaton

From others of devientART

well when you don't succed at first try again!if you fail again then go on a killing rampage!!!if you need help with that i have the chainsaw! ;3from emokidishaten

Please note I have a dirty mind, anything you say will be used pervertlyfrom =AnimeChick17

VIOLENCE : If its not solving your problems, you simply aren't using enough of it.*In my world, I rule*From PunkoftheSand44

what's the point to life if your perfectly sane?from will-i-always

Wyrmy Quotes"I don't do plans. They're too predictable.""Time stands still only for those who will not move on."

"God hates hot chicks." -Emilie Autumn"…So, he got hit by rocks and thinks he’s a squirrel now, un?”- Evil Author"I am the terror that lurks in your toilet from nine AM to eleven PM on Thursdays."from Coradensha670

If you see me smirking, I'd suggest you start running for your life...from Psycho-Dr-L

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a paper cutfrom biffydoodle

When life gives you lemons, I read them and drool!Antoninus

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for sushi. - Me

Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them downfrom tigerlover898

I am not crazy, I am artistically insane.That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast.from gar-a-ash

...You guys are idiots. Idiots wrapped in retards, deep fried in stupid, and sprinkled with FAIL.*le gasp!* I didn’t know you knew so much about cooking!from anikisama

I'm a morbid optimist. The glass is half full of Syinide.from blood-inthe-rain

Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.from blackthornsos

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

From a V/H.P. fanfic by Batsutousai

"See that building over there?" (Voldemort)

"Of course I do. I'm not blind." (Harry)

"Take out your contacts and say that again." (Voldemort)

Hidan talking about Itachi

"Aww, is the anorexic weasel PMS-ing?"

Hermione, don't poke logic-shaped holes in my reasoning

From Learning to Love by lightningwolf325

Speak of the devil and the devil will appear, think of him and he will call,' McGee thought dryly. 'Obviously the same rules apply to Gibbs. But I'd much rather make the devil angry.'

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again' From Cafe by Faust VII