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 Author has written 51 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pokémon, How to Train Your Dragon, Lilo & Stitch, Phineas and Ferb, and Legend of Zelda. everything here is insanely outdated, I hope you know My other accounts: My status: Fic Status (not including one-shots): If you'd rather skip all this random crap, feel free to press "hide bio" instead of endlessly scrolling through a stupid profile. To the random Alias: Max Vesta Nicknames that no one ever really uses anymore: Ninja, Little Ninja, Mini Ninja, Little Girl, Little M, Slash, Shadow, Gingerale . . . "I'm more of an old fashioned, 'take it down with an axe and then LOP it's head off' kinda girl." -Astrid Hofferson "Nerds, like us, are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can't-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'You like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all. Like, 'You are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness." 'Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the cliffs! It is Max, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh: Description This or That Fire. WHAT AM I? GUY SIDE, GIRL SIDE I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis.
So I'm an emo geek tomboy Huntress along with blah blah . . . . . well then. Well, enjoy the rest of this profile then! Pledge: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) Q2: Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Q3: Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Q4: Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Q5: Your Favorite PJatO book? Q6: Your Favorite PJatO Character? Q7: Favorite God or Goddess? Q8: Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Q9: You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Q10: You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island . . . who got stranded with you? Q11: Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus . . . what is your answer to this disturbing question? Q12: Favorite PJatO Pairing? Q13: You and the Big Three are on Olympus . . . . ???? Q14: If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Q15: Favorite PJatO Quote? Q16: Favorite Percy Moment? Q17: Favorite Nico Moment? Q18: Favorite god or goddess Moment? Q19: Favorite Grover Moment? Q20: Favorite Random Moment? Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe). Atlas. Zoë's father. Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform). PROPHECIES The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: The Titan's Curse Prophecy: The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: THE GREAT PROPHECY: THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: LOST HERO PROPHECY: THE SON OF NEPTUNE SORTA-PROPHECY(S): FUN QUOTES FROM BOOKS, TV, MOVIES, ETC. "There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle." "Life's a bitch, so if it's easy, you're doing it wrong." '"Braccas meas vascimini!" "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it." "Annabeth . . ." I stammered. "How did you . . . how long have you . . ." 'I almost didn't recognize her. She was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth.' 'Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig." "Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables?" 'I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym. '“Hey, can I see that sword you were using?" “You're a stalker with hooves." 'When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then . . . well, you get the idea. Zoe:"Where is the dam snack bar?" "Think positive. Tomorrow, you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-" 'It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, because everybody in the dining pavilion was stealing glances at us and whispering, and Annabeth was right next to me. I mean right next to me.' "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! . . . CLASS DISMISSED!" "Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!" 'I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' "With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." 'Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" "I'm so cool I wanna date myself, but I can't figure out how! You wanna date me instead?" Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" "I can't summon any more gas!" Leo warned. Then his face turned red. "Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind. Gonna take the tool belt a while to recharge. What you got, man?" "Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks." Leo closed his hand and the fire went out. "Didn't want to look like a freak." "Now you show up?" he demanded. "After fifteen years? Great parenting, Fur Face. Where do you get off sticking your ugly nose into my dreams?" Piper gripped his hand and followed him. "If I fall, you're catching me." Leo looked stunned. He glanced behind him, like Khione might be talking to somebody else. For a second Jason was worried. He figured Leo didn't have beautiful goddesses make him offers like this every day. 'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.' 'Percy's eyes lit up. "Like Capture-The-Flag. I think I like capture-the-flag."' 'Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? 'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .' "We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!" "She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind." "Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.' 'As they jogged through the lobby, Percy figured Annabeth would like this place. It was spacious and brightly lit, with big vaulted windows. Books and architecture, that was definitely her . . . "The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres." "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'" "I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there." "What are these guys?" he whispered. "Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." "Of course, once you've been stuck with a label - like dyslexic, disruptive, troublemaker - it's pretty hard to change things back, because you're dealing with people's perceptions. They don't see "you" anymore, they just see the label." "This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It is located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. "Well, nice of you to join the party. I thought you'd been carried off." "Aw come on, let me out! Please! I need to make my mark!" "One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here. A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed. Gronckles are tough, taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. A Zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status. . . . And then, there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire. . . . But the ultimate prize is the dragon that no one has ever seen. We call it the- "Night Fury!" "Get down!" "It's always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed the meat off his sandwich. Excuse me bar maid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered for an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This 'ere, this is a talkin fish bone!" "Oh yeah, perfect. And when I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor sharp blades, lots of time to himself. What could possibly go wrong?" "Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones. Huh, what's with that?" "When I was a boy-" "Hey, hands off my shield!" "Thunderdrum . . . . extremely danger, kill on sight . . . Timberjack . . . extremely dangerous, kill on sight . . . Scauldren . . . extremely dangerous, kill on sight . . . . Changewing . . . . kill on sight . . . Gronckle, Zippleback, the Scrill, Boneknapper, Whispering Death . . . launch it's victims, buries it's victims, chokes it's victims, turns it's victims inside out . . . extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous . . . . kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight . . . Night Fury. Speed, unknown. Size, unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Do not engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide, and pray it does not find you." "Duh duh duh, we're dead. . . . Whoa whoa whoa, and where do you think you're going?" "Toothless, down. Gently. *wings flap out* See? Nothing to be afraid of. *fast take off* Waah!! TOOTHLESS! What is wrong with you? Bad dragon! He's, uh, he's not usually like this. Oh no. *goes underwater* Toothless what are you doing, we need her to like us! . . And now he's spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." "Oh, this is amazing! The wind in my- CHEAT SHEET!!" "Everything we know about you guys . . . is wrong." "It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything, your father, your tribe, your best friend-" Tuffnut: "You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon." "As soon as we break open this mountain, all Hel is gonna break loose." "Look at us! Look at us! We're on dragons, we're on dragons, all of us!" . . . . "Every thread of stubborn, boneheaded viking you ever were." "This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough, and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides, are the pets. Well other places have ponies or parrots. We have . . . . dragons. *Toothless screech*" Ruffnut: "Wait. You mean if we don't hear anything, we're dead?" "No worries, kids. I've been shipwrecked many times." "But then, from the depths of the ocean, lept forth a hammerhead whale! . . . . I ran up the side of a volcano and courageously leapt across the fiery crater! Then deep within the boiling e crater, lept out the giant hammerhead yak! . . . Then, captured, I did what any brave viking would do. 'HELP!!' The gods must of heard my prayers. It was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt. 'Oh, you missed!' 'Wait for it.' Then, from the center of the earth blasted out the hammerhead yak RIDING the hammerhead whale! 'Deploy the yak.'" "Find a happy place, find a happy place . . ." Hiccup: "Gobber! Take of your pants!" Hiccup: . . . . "Give him back his bone!" pants fall down* Gobber: "Eh heh heh." 'This is Berk, boasting the kind of balmy, fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen. The one upside is our annual holiday. We call it Snoggletog. Why we chose such a stupid name remains a mystery, but with the war long over and with dragons living amongst us, this year's Snoggletog promises to be one to remember.' "Well good morning, Mr. Bossy." Gobber while having reindeer antlers covered in mistletoe on his head and lanterns in his hand: "You're right! We are Vikings! We're tough! *bells on his interchangeable hand jingle* . . . most of the time. Let's sing some Snoggletog songs." Tuffnut: "What's that smell? Is that you? *shoves Ruffnut*" "Bad dragon! Very bad dragon! You scared me to death! Don't ever stay away that long again, and what is in your mouth?" "Winter in Berk lasts most of the year. It hangs on with both hands hands and won't let go. And the only real comforts against the cold are the ones you keep close to your heart. 'So, Hiccup, how did you train a Night Fury?' "Well then, I'd better finish up these Night Fury pages. There's still so much to learn." 'I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you.' "Oh no," I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no! Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god in my head!!" "Now, now," Bast said. "It's not so bad." "Hey, moose!” I screamed. "Well," I said. "If you need me, I'll be outside, playing with sharp objects." "Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!" 'She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "I looked across the river to Manhattan. It was a great view. When Sadie and I had first arrived at Brooklyn House, Amos had told us that magicians tried to stay out of Manhattan. He said Manhattan had other problems- whatever that meant. And sometimes when I looked across the water, I could swear I was seeing things. Sadie laughed about it, but once I thought I was seeing a flying horse." '"Go," Anubis said. "I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie." '"Would you like a treat?" Apophis asked. "We used to play so nicely together. Every night, trying to kill each other. Don't you remember?" "Sweet mother of mutton, (hugs a box of meat) I've dreamed of it but I never thought I'd live to see it!" Danny: "Aw, man! If only I had something I could take this out on!" "Dude, you are one seriously crazed up froot loop." Danny: Sam, hide! "I don't get it. This Ember McLain comes out of nowhere, and suddenly she's the biggest thing since MP3s. It's so . . . so-" "You do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension?" "Wow. I just never realized; you're really pretty when you're about to fall off a building." . . . . "Sam . . . Sam . . . . Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony . . and I can understand everything we're saying." "You don't really feel that way about me, and I don't really feel that way about you!" "If I could just stop the crowd from chanting. Something horrible that will break the spell, like Sam kissing Dash. Or worse. (throws mic to Tucker) Tucker, sing! Take the mic and sing!" "Now's the best time to say, "Gosh, Mr. Lancer, I never realized being a teacher was so difficult."" "You are no match for me, for I am Technus! Master of-" "I don't know what's scarier; the underwear, or the fact that he carries them in his coat." (in Tucker's body) "Hi! I'm Tucker! Don't let the PDA and the glasses and lack of muscles fool you, I'm a stud." (comes out) "Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40s', might I suggest internet dating? Or a cat!" "Great. At midnight, I get my powers back, at 12:01, the belt zaps me, and at 12:02, Vlad tries to make out with my mom. Those are going to be the worst two minutes of my life." "Maddie! Daniel! You've returned to me! Ooh, and not a moment too soon." "But how do I get through the thick head of a 14 year old boy!? . . . oh darn it." (cuts to next scene where she's wearing make up and a ridiculously HIDEOUS girly outfit) "So, this is a photo I have of us from eighth grade. This is the same photo you have in your locker. Notice anything?" "That might just be the coolest girl on the planet." "Phew, what is that smell?" "Fenton, you're in here too? (starts multiplying) Four. Six. Eight. Who do we appreciate? Us! Us! . . . Ahh! Run for our lives!" "You'd scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with HER." (points to Paulina) "You're Penelope Spectra's assistant, Bertrand! (pauses . . . facepalms) Bert Rand, Bertrand, how did I miss that?" (from outside the hospital) "Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet." (Spectra just turned into a snot monster) (snot monster Spectra is punched by Danny and Danny's arm gets covered in snot) "Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party, AT MY OWN HOUSE!" "Listen up, people. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead." "Dash, you're with me on offense. We're gonna spring the adults from the pirate ship." "Now if I were my dad, where would I put the secret control panel for the Op-Center? Someplace where I would see every time I come here." (you could practically hear the ding from his idea) Maddie: And while the Ecto-Skeleton can enhance your natural ability 100 fold, using it could be fatal. "I call fun Danny!" (runs out with fun Danny) "Dueling doppelgangers, have you lost your half of our mind!?" "Curse this infernal messy room. This looks like a job for . . . the vacuum cleaner!" Super Danny Phantom: We have to stop him! "Danny, you okay? You look a little-" Jazz: This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! (Danny's eye twitches) He needs a normal family outing; one that has nothing to do with ghosts! Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts. "You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping at FentonMart." "More importantly, what's with you?" Tucker: Danny, who was that ghost you were fighting? "My voice is changing? Great, now I'm going through evil puberty. Everywhere I turn my stupid future is smacking me in the face! (gets hit in the head by the stupidly named boooo-merang) Ow!" Danny: (opens door, not seen cause of the shadows [why doesn't that happen in real life, huh??]) "Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghost attacks, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, then we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty or . . . some such nonsense." "That was good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts!" "Danny, are you all right?" (in broom closet) "Are you mad, child? Picking a fight with me and my upgraded form!?" Sam: He's pushing Danny and Valerie together! (Tucker starts laughing) If you're done, we have to tell Danny. Tucker Danny? Listen . . . (in the past, sees college kids with 80s style) "The one good thing of having scientist parents: alternate time-line—totally valid excuse." "A prepubescent specter operating freely? Unacceptable!" "I'm Danielle. Your third cousin once removed. I ran away from home. Hey, you got any food?" "I've said it before and I'll say it again: you really are one seriously crazed-up froot loop." (After Vlad reveals his plan to clone Danny) "Oh yeah, nothing loopy about that." Danny: What do you want, Skulker? "How is this possible?" Danny: Why are there so many of your people watching us? "Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear!" (opens it, a "spooky thermos" comes out) Danny, Tucker: (Start eating the sandwiches the Box Ghost threw at them) "Plagues, pestilence, boy bands. Whoa, this is one evil box." "That's all you do? Put people to sleep? You sure you're not a teacher?" "I gotta get to Danny, fast. . . . Or slow, slow's good. . . . Or slower, even slower's better . . . " "Hm, three loose photos of you and your underwear . . . Nine more, and you can have your own calender!" Jazz: Danny, what are you thinking? "Uh, okay, Cosmo, you like to dress up like a princess and pretend to rule the bathroom when Wanda goes shopping." "HEY, CHUCKLES! COME AND GET ME! I'M A FAIRY! I'M A DELICIOUS FAIRY!" "Evil babies first!" "Poof poof poof!" 'Nellie spat out the rag and rasped, "Get the Kabra chick!" Squirtle: "Go talk to it, you're like family!" "It's hard to imagine Brock married." "Take it from me, it's a lot easier to like someone who likes you, than to like someone who doesn't." "Imagine that: James has a girlfriend." "Well Ash, what do you think?" Misty: "They're not mature enough to admit it, but they really like each other." "It was Foaly's idea to mechanize the whole procedure. He had the warlocks do their thing into lithium batteries, and then set up a network of receiver dishes around the designated area. Sounds simple? Well, it wasn't. But there were definite advantages. Batteries didn't try to show off to each other." "Yes, we get it," said Artemis. "How long will it take to weave the spell?" "Understood. Don't hang around, Arty. Get up, get down, and back to the car." Artemis thought it would be nice to stay here and talk like this, but one cage over his future was escaping with his past. "Why don't we look for magic stones that grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, then you could search my naked body for a mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere." "I really think we should search for my birthmark." "If he asks you to look for birthmarks, say no immediately." "Smite it with what?" Foaly said. "You secret birthmark?" 'I am not in pain, thought Artemis. They must have given me something. "We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Kukai: *after everyone's done Character Transforming* Together we make . . . the Guardian 5! "I am the great Michelangelo! And this is the Sistine Chapel!" Yakko: Wait a minute - you expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding, and paint naked people all over a church? "Our vacation is more than halfway over. And what have we accomplished? *looks through Ferb's log* Okay, so we built a rollercoaster, traveled through time twice, found Atlantis, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. See, we've hardly done anything. We need a real challenge. We need to make the biggest, longest, funnest Summer day of all time." Candace: Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle. Isabella: According to the Fireside Girls manual, that lizard is a North American chameleon. "A giant chameleon footprint." "Wow. How did he turn into a dinosaur?" "Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes, but that day is NOT today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multi-level car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few, we happy few, we small band of brothers . . . and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'till he is found!" Phineas: Ferb and I were just talking about the time you built a balloon and won the most famous balloon race in history! Tell us that story again? Phineas: You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built. Well, you were right, Ferb. The most interesting thing we ever built was very tall and very heavy, and the guy from the museum was very appreciative." "Well it took almost 40 years to perfect the technology that makes the modern cellphone possible . . . sooo . . . give us 38 minutes!" "Ferb-" "Phineas, I know what we're gonna do today." Phineas: Road and mud aren't exactly all terrains. Somebody ought to build a vehicle that actually goes over all terrains. Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party. "Does anyone else want to be king of the world?" Young Candace: What would you even name a platypus? "Did he really slip away? On his anniversary? Sometimes, it feels as if he's missed every cool thing we've done all summer." Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. Ferb: Well he did pee on the couch. "I'm- I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble processing this right now. *Perry hands him a pamphlet*'So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent' - *throws pamphlet away* I don't want your pamphlet!" "Oh, snap. *parachute falls on him and Ferb* Look! There's a logo on this parachute! He's got his own logo!?" "Anyone else here living a bizarre double life? - put your hand down, Ferb." "Looks like we're going to have to get some help. I know! Let's go find us!" "Wait! I just realized! You could've been cleaning your own litterbox this whole time! *Perry shrugs* Oh, we are not done having this conversation!" The entire song of Summer (Where do we begin?) "Perry! . . . . we . . . we, um, well . . . w-we came to rescue you. *stares at Norm-bots surrounding them* So far it's not going as well as we hoped." Phineas (2nd Dimension): *looks at Phineas and Ferb blasting Norm-bots with one of their arms* Can we do that? "Whoa. Deja vu-ish." "So you played soccer all around the world, traveled to tons of countries, dined with dignitaries, and married a rockstar! What's your favorite cupcake flavor?" "Was I just a giant floating baby?" "Man, you weight a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Max?" Iggy knocked on the door. "Can I come in? I have to brush my teeth." "I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie, I'm just Barbie's friend." "There is one bright side to this," said Fang. "Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. "Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?" "Megara. My friends call me Meg, at least they would if I had any friends." "Excuse me? Excu- are you lookin to me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of the sudden, you're walkin out on me? I don't think so, not right now, you're getting your wishes, so SIDDOWN!!!!!!!" Genie: "Rika racka ricka ricka rake! Stick a sword into that snake!" "Your son is awake." Simba: Hakuna Matata? "You know her. She knows you. She wants to eat him. AND EVERYONE'S OKAY WITH THIS?? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?" Timon: This stinks. Timon: So, what's your plan for getting past those guys? "My son, on sentry duty! Timon, the sentry!" Timon: AAHHHHH!!! "And to protect me, a great big fat guy!" Simba: What's the matter, pops? Had a little too much Hakuna Matata? Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me? "Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena, would you do me the honor of becoming . . . my bride?" "Simba, who does she remind you of?" "That's not a king! That's a fuzzy maraca!" "Don't worry Simba, we're on her like stink on a warthog!" "Why are we doing this? What's the point of this 'training'?" "It's over, Simba! I have dreamed of nothing else, for years!" "I'm sorry I bit you . . . and pulled your hair . . . and punched you in the face . . ." Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe. "Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary." "Ohana means 'family.' Family means 'no one gets left behind . . . or forgotten.'" "626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night?" Stitch: *looks at picture of Lilo, Nani, and their parents* Stitch: *about to run away* Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal? "Blue punch buggy! *wacks with actual blue buggy* No punch back!" "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw." while tossing a soon-to-be-exploding gun back and forth* Jumba: WHAT?? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you, just like that? Just like THAT??? Stitch: Aloha! "You came back." Grand Council Woman (GCW): If it wasn't for your experiment 626, none of this woul- Jumba: *looks into Stitch's containment chamber* Oh, can it be? Have I done it? "And no crop circles!" Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii. Lilo: *finger few inches/centimeters away from Stitch* "Stitch not bad . . . Stitch . . fluffy!" Stitch: *starts shooting Gantu's ship while steering his ship with his feet* HEE HEE HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!! "Ooh. Cousin lost. . . Jumba . . lost." Mertle: You and your mutant dog are total freaks! Lilo: Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime. "We catch bad guy. You're welcome!" "I'm okay. I'm fluffy!" "Either an evil fist wielding maniac is going around smashing planetarium displays, or a giant asteroid is heading towards Earth to destroy us all!" "Warning: Giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth. You are all doomed. And you got two more emails!" "Hello. We come in peace to blow up your home." "I didn't know orchids had butts!" "I am not bald! I have three beautiful, luxurious hairs!" "You saved us from a buzz cut! . . . oh, sorry about your butt, though." "JUMBA! Can I play with the chainsaw?" "Word of advice, before you go out looking for a new job, put on some pants." Lilo: Can we cure the lovesickness? Stitch: Stitch special! "Careful, Stitch. You'll lose your girlish figure." "Elemental evil genius experiments about to join in epic battle, and I forgot camera." "The Death Lords say you can work with that old windbag in the monkey suit." 'Tzelek stared at Lord 6-Dog in disbelief. 'He studied Lola's face. Did he detect a hint of jealousy? '"I'm not strange," said Lola. "Okay," said Lola, looking at something over Max's shoulder. "I'll go alone. But I hope the police get here before the hellhounds." 'He remembered that people who came close to dying talked in magazines about walking to the light. "That's the Dark Rift in the Milky Way. Otherwise known as the Road to Xibalba." '"Do you think we're supposed to knock?" asked Max. "You're not much fun, are you?" pouted the fake Lucky Jim, before morphing into Santino Garcia, the Spanish law student. "Do you like me better now?" he asked, combing his hair with his fingers. "How do you like my eh-sexy eh-Spanish accent?" "What's wrong with him?" Lola asked Lucky Jim. 'Max nodded. "Lol was the most amazing girl I've ever met." "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" Various Phineas Flynn Quotes "Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" "We either need more days of summer, or more of us." "Hey, where's Perry?" "Greetings, movers and shakers!" "So, Ferb, what should we do tomorrow? There's a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a list!" "What do I look like, a fool?" *while wearing a royal fool outfit* "Have we learned nothing from Mary Shelly's Frankenstein?" "Nah. I like to keep moving forward." "Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJs win." "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages; may I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making! The coolest . . . coaster . . . EVER!" "Look! They've started their own overpriced coffee franchise! . . . That's so '90s." "Follow up single? Who do you think we are? Some two-bit hack who will keep writing new songs just because you'll pay us obscene amounts of cash!? Phineas and the Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder! Good day to you, sir!" "Oh my gosh, Ferb. I can't believe it! I've never noticed how soft our carpets are." "We rotate out with the board of selectmen." "What do you say Ferb, it'll give you a chance to work on your seaweed rap! Ya know- (Makes rapping noises)." "Clive Addison! We're your biggest fans!" "Bless you Perry the Platypus!" "Wait, ooooh, Perry level" "GET ON THE TRIKE!" "You're a secret agent!?" "Put your hand down Ferb" "No, Perry, we do not bite the elderly." And while this one doesn't exist in the canon or anything, it's still one of my faves: Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. There's no I in TEAM, but there's a U in SUCK. Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is, "What is never the answer?" Then the answer would be violence. But if violence is never the answer, then it can't be the answer. But then . . . We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Forgiveness is the cleansing fire that burns away old regrets and resentments. Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass . . . It's about learning how to dance in the rain. "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us. There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist! Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. All men are equal before fish. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Be obscure clearly. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. Can we actually "know" the universe? My gods, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. "More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel? The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap? Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. Keep your words sweet. You may have to eat them. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. A line is a dot that went for a walk Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. (Immature Alert) Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. Just because nobody complains, doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me, however, is another matter. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. My computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for KARATE!! Home is where the couch is. When you're weird, you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird. Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public. Don't take life so seriously. No one gets out alive. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Don't hit kids. . . . . no seriously, they got guns now. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe. I'm rad, you're rad . . . but if you hug me, I will slap you silly. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! . . . unless you're an amnesiac. Take candy, not drugs. Friendship is like peeing your pant; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall. Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ARSE If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much. Welcome to the internet, pants optional. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . enough said. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, If nothing is going right . . . go left. "Let's eat grandma" or "Let's eat, grandma." Punctuation saves lives. Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . Now where the heck am I? Elmo watches you from your closet. Amateurs built The Ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . . 'nuff said. This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. My imaginary friend thinks you have some SERIOUS problems. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I have yet to figure out why. Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :) The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span) What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth. If it's worth doing, it's worth over doing. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. It's funny - the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Lost your pen= No pen Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Screw fire and save matches!! Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing! Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons . . . squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! When life gives you lemons, laugh, cause Life forgot that you like oranges. Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I'm not random . . . I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!" Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper. I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Sir, we're screwed! Half our men are down, there's no way out, the sky is practically falling as we speak-" When you feel that nobody loves you . . . Dr. Seuss quotes! "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." "Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope." "Only you can control your future." "ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!" "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" "I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights." "Being crazy isn't enough." "Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you." "I'm glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone." Walt Disney quotes "I'm not interested in pleasing the critics. I'll take my chances pleasing the audiences." "I'd rather entertain and hope that people learn, than teach and hope that people are entertained." "I don't make pictures just to make money. I make money to make more pictures." "I love the nostalgic myself. I hope we never lose some of the things of the past." "As long as there is imagination left in the world, Disneyland will never be finished." "If you can dream it, you can do it." "I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse." "When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do. And one thing it takes to accomplish something is courage." "When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be." "When guests come here, they're coming because of an integrity we've established over the years. They drive hundreds of miles. I feel a responsibility to the public." "Anything that has a Disney name to it is something we feel responsible for." "I just want it to look like nothing else in the world. And it should be surrounded by a train." "I don't want the public to see the world they live in . . . I want them to feel they are in another world." "It's the principal thing I hope to leave when I move onto greener pastures. If I can help provide a place to develop the talent of the future, I think I will have accomplished something." "I don't believe there is a challenge anywhere in the world that is more important to people everywhere than finding the solutions to the problems of our cities. But where do we begin? Well, we're convinced we must start with the public need. And the need is not just for curing the old ills of old cities. We think the need is for starting from scratch on virgin land and building a community that will become a prototype for the future." "You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality." "Somehow, I can't believe there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four C's. They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy, and the greatest of these is Confidence: when you believe a thing, believe it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably." "I am not influenced by the techniques or fashions of any other motion picture company." "Whenever I go on a ride, I'm always thinking of what's wrong with the thing and how it can be improved." "There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and at the bottom of the Spanish Main . . . and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life." "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." "A man should never neglect his family for business." "When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity." "When we opened Disneyland, a lot of people got the impressions that it was a get-rich-quick thing, but they didn't realize that behind Disneyland was this great organization that I built here at the Studio, and they all got into it, and we were doing it because we loved to do it." "I first saw the site for Disneyland back in 1953. In those days, it was all flat land - no rivers, no mountains, no castles or rocketships - just orange groves, and a few acres of walnut trees." "It's something that will never be finished. Something that I can keep developing and adding to." "We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun - together." "I'm doing this because I want to do it better." "Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world." "I try to build a full personality for each of our cartoon characters - to make them personalities." "I have more latitude in television than I ever had before. If I had an idea for something, I had to then go and try to sell it to the distributors, to the theater men, and everyone else. With television, I just get my gang together, and we say we think that will be something interesting - let's do it. And I go direct to that public." "Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive." "Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world: too many people grow up. They don't remember what it's like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won't do that." "It has that thing - the imagination, and the feeling of happy excitement I knew when I was a kid." "I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether he be six or sixty. Call the child innocence. The worst of us is not without innocence, although buried deeply it might be. In my work, I try to reach and speak to that innocence, showing it the fun and joy of living; showing it that laughter is healthy; showing it that the human species, although happily ridiculous sometimes, is still reaching for the stars." (Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.) "Why do we have to grow up? I know more adults who have the child's approach to live. They're people who don't give a hang what the Joneses do. You see them at Disneyland every time you go there. They are not afraid to be delighted with simple pleasures, and they have a degree of contentment with what life has brought - sometimes it isn't much, either." "My business is making people, especially children, happy. I have dedicated much of my time to a study of the problems of children." "Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as muscles grow flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to excersise it." "All we ever intended for him, or expected of him, was that he should continue to make people everywhere chuckle with him and at him. We didn't burden him with any social symbolism, we made him no mouth piece for frustrations or harsh satire. Mickey was simply a little personality assigned to the purposes of laughter." "Until a character becomes a personality, it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience." "All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures; it is the very nature of fantasy and fable." "I have a great love of animals and laughter." "The life and ventures of Mickey Mouse have been closely bound up with my own personal and professional life." "I take great pride in the artistic developement of cartoons. Our characters are made to go through emotions." "Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." "Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood." "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." "There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, just a dream away." "All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me . . . You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." "It's no secret that we were sticking just about every nickel we had on the chance that people would really be interested in something totally new and unique in the field of entertainment." "Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language." "Laughter is America's most important export." "I never called my work an 'art.' It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment." "I don't like formal gardens. I like wild nature. It's just the wilderness instinct in me, I guess." "People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days, is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph." "I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous." *nods* "I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it." "I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter." "I believe in being an innovator." "Biggest problem? Well, I'd say it's been my biggest problem all my life. MONEY. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true. From the very start, it was a problem. Getting the money to open Disneyland. About seventeen million, it took. And we had everything mortgaged, including my personal insurance." "We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." "You reach a point where you don't work for money." More serious quotes Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, She's broken. She believed. The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why it's called "The Present." It's easy to imagine ways the future can be ugly and depressing. It's harder, but more worthwhile, to imagine plausible ways we can make it better. The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. This is the real world and things are gonna fall apart. But not everything is worth crying for. Not everything is worth fighting for. And some things are just not worth mending. The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain. I'm not saying I have nothing. I'm not saying I'm gone completely. It's just sometimes it's all a bit too much to handle. Sometimes I feel like it's too much. I'm not going to do anything stupid because I know it will get better, it has to right? Otherwise there wouldn't be anyone who would live past their teenage years. But for now, just for now, it hurts. Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am just . . . isn't me. I think I'm afraid of being happy, because every time I'm happy, something bad always happens. Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels. Other random things WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS: 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: The 10 Commandments of a Teenager: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. . . . Things to do on an Elevator HOW CRAZEE?? Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: STUPID LABELS Asian Complaints In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: SECRET!!! Oh, the irony . . . ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan You Know You're a Book Addict If: THIS STUFF'S FOR THE GIRLS . . . . I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call "normal". I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT, I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, etc., who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx, musiclover99 Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. What a guy means, when he says some stuff- Fact of Life: A Boy Girls "Girl you're amazing. Just the way you are." -Bruno Mars Women are crazy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy BECAUSE men are stupid. The best guys in life are either gay, taken, or fictional. Boys are like trees. They take 50 years to grow up. THIS ONE'S FOR THE WRITERS!: If you're creating fanfics, press 1. If you're reading them, press 2. If you're a flamer, don't press anything cause I think you should stop thinking negatively and look on the good side! . . . Just kidding! . . . but seriously, if you do nothing but flame so much you almost burnt your house down, then you have GOT to stop and say something nice! I may not have the best stories, but I know where the worst are. I mean it has the following unattractive qualities: OOC-ness: it means out of character. Examples: Annabeth being girly girly, Percy being a selfish jerk, Grover being a ladies man, Clarisse wearing a dress, Kronos sipping tea while knitting some oven mitts . . . get the idea? Mary Sue: an OC that's waaaay too perfect like: she's beautiful, smart, has amazing powers without even having to train, she's just . . .*gags* PERFECT! It's too unrealistic. Remember, it may be fiction, but it's only good if the people can actually UNDERSTAND. And it's POSSIBLE (at least, the demigods if it's PJO). Bad Grammar: I know the English language is pretty hard language . . . but that's what spell checks for! And beta readers (FYI, if you want me, just let me know!) Author's notes/AN: we all put them there to say "hope you liked it, don't forget to review please..blah blah blah", but none should ever be more than the chapter itself or be inserted while the chapter's going on. EXAMPLE: And he grabbed her hand and told her he loved her (AN: omg wasn't that like so cute!) Cliched plots: Truth or Dares, chat rooms, Percabeth (though it is awesome, remember, too much of a good thing isn't a good thing), seven of the prophecy, some demigod finds out he's a demigod after his teacher blows up, child of the Big Three, etc. Saying it's your first fic: Oh my goodness that totally means I have to love it! Not. We're going to criticize you the same way whether it's your first fanfic or thousanth. Capeshe? Begging for Reviews: *raises hand in surrender* yeah I'm guilty of that, I admit it, but I'm gonna be more careful now! Begging for them like "REVIEW OR I'LL CUT MYSELF" is like: wow . . . no pressure in that at all. You don't seem crazy/desperate at all! (please tell me you found the sarcasm) "NO FLAMES PLEZ": saying that already makes people think the story is gonna suck. And it's like tattooing on your story to flamers "COME AND FLAME IT!" "Sooory cudn't think of a title"- ??????? No comment . . . Bad Summary consists of: A) Chatspeak. Example: "percy and anabeth go on a datte togethr but oh no monsrters com and riun itz." TIP: the way you present your summary is probably the way your story is written. When you write like the one above, people are probably gonna think that's the way the story's written. And they'll probably not read it. :( B) "Sorry...I suck at summaries...just read it!": repeat after me: The summary box is your friend. It's there for a reason. USE IT! C) PERCABETH PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!: Now, while Percabeth's a big fan fave, you gotta say WHAT the story is about, what're they gonna do, etc. But not too much; leave 'em in suspense! MUAH HA HA HA HA! . . . no but if you get them curious they might read it. Sooo . . . yeah. D) Summary's inside: again, the summary box is there for a reason. Okay guys, I'd hate for you guys to be thinking "Wow, who does she think she is?" Well, I'm just trying to help the kids not read horrible fanfics and in the future make them too. So please: think of the children. And guys, if you think my stories contain any of the above and think I'm being a total hypocrite: PM me or write in a review. If you flame me . . . yeah I'll be pretty bummed but I'll try to look at the ways that person's trying to help me. :) HERE'S A KEY FOR FF TALK! WRITERS YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT! Bubbly Chick: She's AWESOME. She can also give you an epic nickname if you ask her and she knows you enough. Whoever's bothered to actually read my entire profile, thanks! And sorry if some things are all squished together, I tried to make it as short as I could. ; Stay tuned for more stories and funny moments! Max | |||||||
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