I'd give you information about my life that came close to being useful in some way, but, well, for every person who's perfectly decent there are ten morons who'll commit identity theft. For this same reason, you can see that my e-mail is NOT displayed. I get enough spam mail as it is, thank you very much, and whenever I display my e-mail on any sort of registered userbase, the spam mail per day count always goes up.
So then, since I'm not telling you anything useful, I'll just briefly tell you about the name. In brief (as promised): you try to get one of the cool names. They're all taken!