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About my fanfics:

An Assortment of Broken Bones: A collection of Coco oneshots, all of which revolve around bad things happening to our favorite characters. Some are angstier than others, some are darker than others, but they're all stand-alone stories. If you're looking for a particular character, just look at the chapter titles--they're labeled by character and prompt!

Wrecks: Coco fic, takes place 30-ish years before the movie. Héctor could only stay in denial for so long, and one deft blow has shattered more than just his ulna. Luckily Chicharrón is there to spur Héctor into pulling himself together.

Neither Can You: Coco fic, two months post-movie (but before the "one year later" epilogue). Ernesto corners Hector and forces him to make a choice between music and family. But no matter what Hector chooses, it won't be easy.

The Reaper's Bedtime Story: Grim Fandango one-shot, takes place before Olivia is revealed to be a traitor. I have a lot of feelings about Salvador and Eva and I was wondering what Salvador was thinking when Olivia betrayed him, so I kinda rolled those two ideas into one fic.

After We Win the War: Grim Fandango one-shot, takes place a number of hours after Hector's death. The game goes from Hector's death immediately to the ride on the Number Nine--I wanted to see what might happen between then.

Lucky at Cards, Unlucky in Everything Else: Grim Fandango one-shot, takes place after Year 1 but before Year 2. Wanted to write something about Manny and Glottis (and no-one is surprised).

Midnight Drive: Grim Fandango one-shot, takes place before the last quarter of the game. Wanted to write something about Glottis because there were literally no Glottis-centric fics on FFN or AO3.

The Pull: Genocide route Undertale one-shot. A kinda different, experimental piece, based on Sans's final line.

Stargazing: Post-Portal 2 one-shot. Something goes wrong upon Wheatley's crashlanding on earth, causing him to discover just how far he can blur the line between optimism and denial.

Making It Right: Portal Stories: Mel one-shot. Spoilers if you've never played the mod. I wanted to write Virgil interacting with Wheatley post-mod, and this was the result.

Acknowledgement: Portal 2 one shot, one-sided Fact Core/GLaDOS (if you tilt your head at a funny angle and maybe try to see it as romance). He was built for her--why didn't she see that?

Sick Day: Invader Zim fic. One day at Skool, Dib finds out that Zim is plotting to do something sinister tomorrow, and he makes every preparation he can to stop it! Except there's only one problem: he didn't prepare for getting a nasty flu virus...

Wheatley's Nights at Freddy's: Portal 2/Five Nights at Freddy's crossover. Essentially FNaF with Wheatley as the security guard... but with a few twists.

Song of Guilt: Portal 2 one shot. GLaDOS tries to help an injured Chell.

This Thing Like Seeing: Portal 2 UA (universe alteration) written for a prompt. Wheatley is saved from a lifetime of isolation in space, but at the price of breaking his optic. Sent out of the facility with Chell, he must learn to work together with the mute in order to survive outside the facility. But learning to communicate with one another is the least of their problems...

Turns: Post Portal 2 one-shot written for a prompt. GLaDOS, while attempting to suppress her own feelings of loss, discovers Wheatley feels the same way. Infuriated, GLaDOS sends him a fabricated video to punish him for feeling the same way she does.

Need a Hand?: Portal fic. One-shot that takes place after Ace of Fours, though you don't need to read that one to read this. Wheatley repeatedly gets himself into trouble until Chell has to resort to drastic measures.

A Very Deadly Disease: Portal fic. One-shot that takes place during Portal 2. This was a silly thing I wrote for a friend. :P Chell gets the hiccups, and Wheatley thinks she's dying.

The Rodent and the Robot: Portal fic. Post-Portal 2 multichapter fic that I collaborated with some friends of mine to write. Doug Rattmann is the only test subject left, and with the help of a core who is not all she seems, he plans to shut down GLaDOS once and for all.

Triumphant Return: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Sky fic. UA (universe alteration). Grovyle returns from the future to help save the past. He couldn't just leave them, could he?

Ace of Fours: Portal fic. Chell gives Wheatley a Christmas present.

Artificial Morality: Portal fic. GLaDOS is awoken to a world of anger and hatred, both from her, and the scientists around her. After she tries to kill them multiple times, they try to tame her with a new core--one filled with their twisted sense of morality.

Protector: Pokemon fic. A tragic accident separates a young Caterpie from his family, so he seeks the legendary Jirachi to help him. On his way, though, he meets a Cubone who makes him reconsider his goal.

Revenge of the Sir Kibble: Kirby fanfic, based on "Revenge of Meta Knight," and the third fanfic in my CutterDagger series, though it's possible to read this without reading the others. Cutter and Dagger need money to make it through the winter, and thus join up with some new thing called "Operation Halberd." But after something horrible happens, Cutter only wants one thing: revenge.

Lily's Friend: Pokemon one-shot. Written like a kids book, just for something different.

Guessing Game: Return to Oz fic. Simple friendship fic between Jack Pumkinhead and Billina the yellow hen.

Dynabladeknight: Kirby fic. Sequel to Spring Tornado, but still readable even if you haven't read that one. Just when our favorite duo of Helpers thinks their adventures are over, Dreamland's food gets stolen. Again. This time, though, Cutter and Dagger are the prime suspects. Can they prove their innocence, or will they end up behind bars?

Story Bot: Shuffle Class: Shuffle challenge fic. It's a mixed bag of good and bad, which is usually the case for shuffle challenges, it seems.

What Gravity Brings: A collection of WALL-E one-shots, mostly written from requests or for contests. Not much else to say.

Without Words: Yet another Brawl one-shot, this one focusing on Mr. Game and Watch and R.O.B. Unfortunately I made it before the plot update on the Smash Bros. Dojo, so the way Mr. Game and Watch behaves isn't exactly canon.

Always Right: This is my first Brawl fic, written a few hours after I completed the Subspace Emissary plot. Beware, as it has spoilers. Why do those little R.O.B. units follow their master with such trust, even if they know that he's leading them to their deaths? This fic explores a possible answer to that question.

Promises: This is a One Piece fanfic. Don't read unless you're past the Water 7 and Enies Lobby arcs, 'cuz it has spoilers in it. I won't say who the characters are, but they're two characters that you don't normally think about. They have a talk, and one passes down a promise that he was unable to fulfill by himself...

Be warned! Everything from here on out is OLD and BAD. I mean granted a lot of the stuff above here is old too but it's at least relatively presentable.

Kirby Drabbles: These are just a collection of drabbles (hundred-word stories, but not all of these are exactly a hundred words, eheh...) that I wrote while I was on vacation. I actually wrote them at the same time I wrote Attack of the Not-So-Killer Seagulls, but I forgot to upload it then. Eheh. :D;

Attack of the Not-So-Killer Seagulls: My first One Piece fic. I wrote this when on vacation after recalling my many bad experiences with seagulls. (Though the formatting might be screwy because this is an older fic.)

The Difference: This one's just a one-shot I had to write as an assignment for Lit class back in highschool.

Spring Tornado: This fic is the first of five based on the sub-games of Kirby Super Star. This particular one is based off of Spring Breeze, if you can't tell from the title. It follows the adventures of Cutter the Sir Kibble and Dagger the Blade Knight--two helpers with a lot of problems. This is the first fanfic in the Cutter-Dagger series.

The Jedi Who Don't Do Anything: This is a silly parody of a VeggieTales Silly Song, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. I came up with it one boring studyhall, and I liked it, so I figured I'd post it here. Read it if you want a quick laugh. :P

Innocent Blood: Another old fic that came out of my insomnia one night. It's a somewhat dark one-shot that takes place after Revenge of Meta Knight. I didn't write it at the date FFN records; it was here before then, but someone reported it because it apparently had violence above a PG rating.

Kirbemon: This is an old, discontinued fic that parodies the Pokemon anime with characters from the Kirby anime and games. It's not one of my best works, but oddly people seemed to like it. I tried to continue it, but it proved to be too hard, as there weren't enough Kirby characters to mirror the vast amount of characters in the Pokemon anime.

Other Fish in the Sea: This is a very old fic that I entered for a Tiff X Kine fiction contest. It won. This is yet another one of my dark one-shots. It's not exactly Tiff X Kine, though... the pairing's one-sided. You'll see.

Photographic Memory: This is a very old, very bad, very corny one-shot that I entered for a Kirby X Ribbon contest. It didn't win, but that really doesn't surprise me, now that I look back on it. But people still like it, so I'll leave it here.