So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

Immediately post-Journey's End. The Doctor and Rose pick up where they left off. Angst-free, in-character fluff ensues. (Revised/rewritten as of 12/17/12.)

"I really do appreciate your concern, but you know that I've already found the love of my life. Sure, he's not all that agreeable on—" The rest of what she wanted to say was cut short when she blinked and saw something straight from her nightmares take up her line of vision. There he was, and she wondered what the hell he was doing out of Azkaban twenty years early. ONESHOT.

The Doctor is stuck at home while Rose Tyler is at work. HOW can he possibly amuse himself for an entire five hours? TenIIniverse!

Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!

"He needs help, Granger, and you're the only one we can think of to give it." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her seventh year and is given a task by Blaise Zabini and co. to make Head Boy forget his past's pain. Will she accept? Will he be ok?

Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU

Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Set after Fang as if there were no other books. Max and Fang meet on the cliff.

A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....

A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE

Venice at Carnival time is bright,fun and deadly.Draco,playboy by day and black op's assassin by night, is on an assignment to save the wizarding world.But when Hermione Granger slams back into his life and current mission, is he ready for the challenge?

The ongoing adventures and experiences of the Teen Titans, as witnessed through the eyes of a silent newcomer.

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010

For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!

After a trip to Walmart goes awry, the Cullen kids, Bella too, are sent to counseling. Can the therapist handle them? T for language.

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.

Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.

Fang can't protect Max from everything. Light hearted fluff. Max/Fang.

“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!

He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr

For The Kids contest. Edward surprises Bella, digging up some of her embarrassing memories as a child.

Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Oh, Jace, what am I going to do with you?" "I can think of sheveral thingsh...none of them rated under PG13." Jace comes home to the Institute completely and utterly drunk. What IS Clary going to do with him? JxC. Oneshot. /SPOILERS FOR COG/

Pre-Twilight. The Cullens in the wake of a defining moment in history.

Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...

It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.

“Appreciation is fine Bella” he said, running his hand through his hair roughly “but calling it Brian is taking things to another level!”

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

Elizabeth Sophia Masen has everything a woman of her time could want A loving husband, a son she adores and a easy lifestyle in Chicago.But disaster is looming and soon everything she knows will fall apart as infuenza sweeps the city and her family.

Due to terrible events Hermione is left homeless in the streets. She is taken in by Draco Malfoy. Who does not recognize her while she recognizes him. He plans to get rid of her as soon as possible, but will he? Or will he give this homeless girl a home?