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 Hi! I'm a lurker on Fan fiction, always a reader, never a writer. But that may change soon, so! Here's about me: I'm 19 and I live in the U.S. Female Super into yaoi, but I can read straight couples too. Fandoms: Danny Phantom Mario Sonic The Hedgehog Whatever other random fandom I dabble in but not too much, I cannot remember. Pairings I Like: Shadamy Sonadow (has the fandom died or am I just old) Bowsario Luidaisy Pompous Pep (Vlad x Danny) Iambic Prose (Ghostwriter x Danny) Uh, that's it really. Hope you like the trash that comes of my head! |
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Control Freak by uncertainAuthor reviews
There were few things in life that pleased Gabriel more than having control. He was a man of simple means; he called the shots, others listened. Simple and sufficient. Toying with Commander Jack Morrison, however, was a whole separate level of fun. Follow Jack and Gabriel through hardships, changes, and the beginning of the end of Overwatch. R76/Hinted AnaHardt
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 1/10/2018 - G. Reyes/Reaper, J. Morrison/Soldier: 76
Simply Captivating by Steel Fairy reviews
College parties really weren't within Mario's comfort zone, and he'd only gone in the hopes of making some new friends. However, he never actually expected to bond with someone there, someone who seemingly understood exactly where he was coming from. Human!SonicxMario. College AU. Twoshot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 4/16/2017 - [Mario, Sonic] - Complete
The A-Mei-Zing OutBack Adventure by FunkyMeihem reviews
When Mei decides to journey to the Australian outback in order to restart its eco-station program, Junkrat and Roadhog are the two most qualified junkers around to be her guides and companions. But despite radioactive storms, hostile wildlife, and even more hostile people lurking in the great desert, Junkrat and Mei's feelings for one another cause them the most trouble of all.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/15/2018 - Published: 3/20/2017 - Winston, J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Mako R./Roadhog, Mei - Complete
Lost in Translation by thekyuubivixen reviews
How was Sonic supposed to know that playing with Tails' new invention would end with a love confession? [Sonadow]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,353 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
New Plan by setepenre-set reviews
Since Megamind made Roxanne miss her appointment to get her hair trimmed, it's his fault that her hair keeps falling in her face. And since her hands are tied, it's not like she can pin her hair back herself. So obviously, as she points out, it's Megamind's responsibility to do it for her...which would be a dream come true, if he could just. figure out. how to work a bobby pin...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
MegaMuscles by les7091 reviews
"I assure you, Miss Ritchie, I am much stronger than I seem" After experiencing Megamind's strength for herself, she gets curious about exactly what her boyfriend's body looks like... and what it feels like. (I don't own the cover image, I just found it on google)
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Fifth of July by Skierunner reviews
Gabriel Reyes wakes up in the middle of nowhere, wearing nothing but American flag boxers and with only the least-liked guy in the SEP platoon for company- Jack Morrison. Rated T for gratuitous swearing and copious amounts of alcohol.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2017 - G. Reyes/Reaper, J. Morrison/Soldier: 76 - Complete
Like Budding by bangitout reviews
Two old friends spend some quality time together.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2017 - [Blaze, Sonic] - Complete
From Rivalry to Romance by Steel Fairy reviews
Sonic and Mario always considered themselves bitter rivals. However, Sonic's inclusion in the third Super Smash Brothers tournament allows the two to bond; slowly becoming close friends. As the years pass by Sonic begins to realize his feelings for his ex-rival are more than platonic, something he doesn't want to willingly accept. Slow burn SonicxMario. Brawl-Sm4sh Era. Complete.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,670 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Sonic, Mario] - Complete
A Dragon's Treasure by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Hanzo can't help himself in developing feelings for Jesse McCree, but that doesn't mean he has to share them. With his sins he is better off alone, but still he can't help but want him. It should be fine as long as he just never says anything. Unfortunately his dragons have different ideas and keep trying to lay claim on the cowboy. Mostly McCree is just confused.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [Hanzo S., J. McCree] Genji S. - Complete
Rooming In by TheHunterPersian reviews
What is a friend? What is a family? These were questions Vector didn't know the answer to. All his friends had kicked him out at one point, and now, he has no one left to turn to. That is, until he sees a Roommate Wanted ad. He takes the offer, and Vector soon learns what true friendship, and eventually, a true family is. Vecpio AU, M-rated for eventual lemons/other mature content
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2017 - Published: 12/1/2016 - [Vector, Espio] Charmy - Complete
Bro-down Bukake Party by Robin Feather 1 reviews
How romantic, their first time is in the bathroom of all places.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Rose L., Dave S., Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Black Honey by Ava Chanel reviews
Starfire and Robin are officially an item, but what does that mean when the resident empath is stuck living between their respective bedrooms? Finding a new bunk buddy in Beast Boy was certainly not her first choice, and when she engages in a strange, night time activity, how long before the changeling notices what she's up to? BBRae, some RobStar. Complete! Epilogue to follow.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,873 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Beast Boy, Raven] [Starfire, Robin] - Complete
No Running by thekyuubivixen reviews
Shadow doesn't mind his job. As a lifeguard, he saves lives, enjoys the pool, and gets paid a decent amount. However, that opinion might change when an annoying blue hedgehog decides to shake things up. For better or for worse? Shadow has no idea. He just better not get fired because of that idiot. AU [Sonadow] Two-shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Hotline Bang by angel0wonder reviews
In which Lena has a hot new neighbor who won't speak to her, so she resorts to venting her frustrations by calling a sex hotline. Or In which Amelie is a very bored and disgruntled sex line operator until her neighbor gives her a call.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/22/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] - Complete
A Private Inquiry by CreativeSoul27 reviews
Roxanne is kidnapped on a particularly unpleasant day of her period, and when confusion ensues, she takes the liberty to explain menstrual cycles to her kidnapper. Megamind's reaction is significantly less evil than expected… *Please beware of a slightly detailed description of periods.*
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Transfer by TheHunterPersian reviews
Vector; star quarterback at Mobius University, meets Espio; a foreign exchange student from another part of Mobius. After he's been given the responsibility of mentoring Espio, Vector soon finds a friend with the mysterious chameleon, even with language barriers. However, as the school year progresses, Vector soon realizes "friend" becomes something else.. College!Vecpio AU.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Vector, Espio] - Complete
Breathe by setepenre-set reviews
Metro Man accidentally injures Roxanne during a rescue; Megamind stops kidnapping her as a consequence. Roxanne is unwilling to accept this.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Without a Doubt by QuirkyRevelations reviews
Today is the day. Today is the day that Amy Rose is set to marry her hero, Sonic the hedgehog. Everything is ready...except the bride-to-be herself. Instead, she finds herself hesitant and even thinking of someone else entirely. Eventual Shadamy, set in the Archie comic-verse
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2016 - [Amy, Shadow] Sonic - Complete
Sharks and Shackles: Come to the Navy, they said by Bartkartoffeln reviews
Link and Ganondorf are cadets at the Hylian Royal Navy Academy. Young, wild and full of mischief, they fight their way through tests, homework and a lot of boring lessons. No wonder their thoughts are generally occupied by more profane and fun things.. The following stories are not necessarily in chronological order, but rather a messy pile of little anekdotes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Link, Ganondorf] Zelda, Nabooru
Three Christmases Vlad Didn't Kiss Clockwork and the One He Did by Gilly B reviews
Vladimir Masters refuses to acknowledge just how much he enjoys being around the Master of Time after meeting one fateful Christmas at the annual Truce Party. In fact, he is so much in denial that it takes three more Christmases, a great amount of meddling from his honorary nephew, and a touch of mistletoe for him to finally cave. Clockwork remains amused the entire time.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2016 - Vlad M., Clockwork, Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Shoulda, Coulda Kissed by Chyme for the Rhyme reviews
Some things, once said, could never be taken back. Not even earth expressions. Or basically, the night (and day) in Rook Blonko's life where Ben Tennyson muttered the fateful words: 'I could kiss you for this.'
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Ben T., Rook] - Complete
Sharks and Shackles by Bartkartoffeln reviews
When Ganondorf of the Dark Seas enters Hylian Waters, it is not long before a ship of the Hylian Royal Navy discovers the intruder. To save his men, the bold Gerudo captain strikes a deal with the enemy and lets himself be taken captive under the rules of parole.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Ganondorf, Link] Nabooru - Complete
One Year by SetoAngel01 reviews
It'd been over a year since April and Raphael started dating, but her patience was quickly wearing thin. After winning countless battles and trampling so many foes - was finally losing her v-card to her red-banded terrapin boyfriend too much to ask? Shameless 2k12 Raphril.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 7/28/2015 - April O'Neil, Raphael - Complete
High As The Moon by theherocomplex reviews
April O'Neil meets someone unexpected when she should be studying for finals – but she's not complaining.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,076 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Donatello, April O'Neil] Raphael, Irma L. - Complete
The Promise of Sunflowers by PurplePatchwork reviews
Russia wants to become friends with America, but he gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for later chapters. RusAme with a bit of FrUK and a touch of PruCan on the side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,940 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Russia, America] - Complete
Primeval by Xaphrin reviews
The beast has branded Raven for its mate, but she refuses to believe that he can claim her. Can Beast Boy convince her that she is the one to satiate him? Or will reason rule over love?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,264 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Caught by Spiderlass reviews
Sylvia and Peepers are suspicious. Wander and Hater are dorks. Grass stains are hard to get out of clothes.
Wander over Yonder - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Wander, Lord Hater - Complete
Sounds by Spiderlass reviews
Hater really wasn't expecting this to happen when he got stuck on a planet with Wander…
Wander over Yonder - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Wander, Lord Hater - Complete
A Double-Eddged Sword by l0velyfe reviews
[Sequel to The Double-D Dare; set 1.5 years after] Kevin and Edd graduated high school & their relationship remained strong as months passed. But how will they cope with the separation as they head off to different colleges? [Kevedd, now complete, rated M]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,469 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Edd, Eddy, Kevin - Complete
Together by Spiderlass reviews
After casually hooking up for a month, Hater tries to ask Wander out. (same verse as 'Heat', cross-posting from tumblr)
Wander over Yonder - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Wander, Lord Hater - Complete
Heat by Spiderlass reviews
Hater captures Wander at the worst possible time... (prompt fill, cross-posting from tumblr)
Wander over Yonder - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Wander, Lord Hater - Complete
Bluebells and Lilies by Shadadelover reviews
Shadow is enjoying a cool summers day when he finds none other than Espio laying in a flower field. They start up a conversation and Shadow starts to feel tingly beside the Chameleon. What could this feeling possibly be? Shadpio/Espadow (Shadow X Espio); Fluff,Very Light angst-Start of Relationship (If you guys like it I might do a sequel!)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Shadow, Espio - Complete
Love Notes by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Found the perfect prompt for the Hero's Cuties AU: "Write a romance story about two people living in abutting apartments that are madly in love with each other, but have never actually met each other face to face." Calhoun is ex-military and moved in next to the apartment's handyman Felix. As usual, fluff abounds, enjoy!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Honeymoon Honeyglows by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Some sweet smut/fluff for Felix and Calhoun's wedding night, fluffy as it can get and full of as much cuteness as I could spare.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Good Enough by GirlX2 reviews
"He was sick of craning his neck ever time he wanted a glimpse of her beautiful face." Felix worries he's not what Tammy really wants. Set post movie. Oneshot!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Little Brother is Watching by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by discolight reviews
A few petty insults leads to a bar fight which leads to something neither of the two hedgehogs expected. Anger turns into concern, and concern turns into affection. They could save their regrets for later. Sonadow.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Seeing is Believing by JamesLuver reviews
Jessie, James, and Meowth decide to steal future-seeing Pokémon for profit, but when Jessie gets separated from her friends in the confusion of trying to capture one, it reveals things about her future that she didn't even think were possible...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō] - Complete
Second Thoughts by scorpionsatellite reviews
Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Shining Silver by Zuvios Gemini reviews
Raph has a secret. When Leo finds out it drives him crazy. Will he give into temptation? Raph/Leo, Tcest, Turtlecest
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Supercruising by Impervious Marr reviews
"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Honest when Drunk by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Night's Tempest by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Nocturne comes across Vortex one day and makes a startling and terrifying discovery. But is he scared of Vortex, or the feelings brewing inside of his soul he long thought dormant? And what's Clockwork's part to play in this? Rated M for adult themes
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Vortex, Nocturne
Edder than Jawbreakers by JicamaJig reviews
A continuation of 'Seven Minutes in Ed' by StickyLickySweets. EddyxEdd. Enjoy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
The Heroic Adventures of Captain Vanilla by Serendipity1 reviews
Michelangelo is aware of Leonardo's weird and adventurous tastes, but sometimes he feels he's going beyond the call of duty. Especially when bullwhips are involved.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete