milk the bob manhide bio
I can't be bothered. But I CAN! HAHAHAHAHHAAHA... in case you didnt know, this is some person. Who is at her house. I have changed her name too! She likes milk and cheese. And fruit cake. And human flesh. I think... aah crap im sitting next to her... -runs- She has obsessions. "I do not have obsessions!" she says to me. But i know they are lies. FILTHY DIRTY LIES! and now she throws tape at my head. ow. guess what? i like ducks! they are just so damn cute! Go to SmileyFace3s account! cos thats mine! ok. wait wait... waaaait... ok im done -a year later- Well that was weird... heh... -shakes head- -looks at name- MILK THE BOB MAN! OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE! -Breaks down- -comes back another year later and shakes head- Great... just wonderful... -A another year later- Wow, I can't believe I remembered the password! |
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Color The Sky by Mystic Blade reviews
Connor's life at Davenport homestead brings a sense of family after leaving Kanathséton as he makes new friendships with the residents and finds himself slowly assimilating into one large family. He partakes in a part of life that isn't tied to the assassins while one young resident tackles the new wild frontier to carve a dream for herself as they cultivate their new community.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 438,278 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Connor K., OC]
Faith by MsLuisaDay reviews
A few months after being saved by Michael, Jeep and Charlie are back on the road to find the prophets and save the world. But Charlie's mind still wonders about the archangel who saved her and her baby. MichaelXCharlie love
Legion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Charlie, Michael
The Blood of Kings by qwikitty reviews
"There's nothing like a brush with death to make you... not like death so much." Alistair was left in the Fade to buy time for the Inquistor and Hawke to escape. And somehow he ends up in a completely new realm, with no foreseeable way to get back home. My very first fic. Please R/R. This is a slow burn! And slightly AU. But I'll try to keep it lore friendly. Rating may change.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,429 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Alistair
The Courtship of Nika Boronina by breadandchoc reviews
Sequel to "Ten steps for capturing a Hitman". Pure movieverse, Nika/47. Despite the title, much less fluff this time. Complete.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Melting the Ice by Kassandra Black reviews
With the weight of the world on her shoulders, the last thing on Lara's mind is relaxation and fun. Can one certain soldier break through her icy exterior and look into her heart? Princess/Ben!
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,258 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Ben Finn
Assassin's Creed III : Revolution by DeathscytheVII reviews
Post AC 3 *SPOILERS*: It is 1789, Revolutionary France teeters on the brink of war and chaos, and Connor once again finds himself aligned against the Templar's plans for Europe. As he becomes more embroiled in the revolution, he finds himself questioning his beliefs more than ever, with an even more shocking thought weighing in his mind. Was Haytham right?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,575 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Connor K.
The Homestead by ConstantTraveller reviews
The inhabitants of the Davenport Homestead know very little about Connor. They are curious though, and inquisitive, a bit nosy and very observant. Snippets of their interactions, including a now finished mini-series! Includes members of the Guild.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Connor K.
Trials of Mercy by GreenWood Elf reviews
Dr. Susan Holm was on duty in the psych ward when the cops brought in a man claiming to be St. Michael the Archangel. For some reason, she didn't believe him.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Michael
Back to December by Sammyhime reviews
Ben thought he was leaving Albion for good, but it turns out freedom isn't all it's cracked up to be. Ben x Princess
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ben Finn, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
Loyal to the End by Fallon-Idalia reviews
She watched the only man she'd ever love die a horrible death and swore revenge on a King she had once called brother. In mourning, she isn't looking for another. But his blue eyes draw her in and soon, she feels alive again. Previously titled "Honor".
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,397 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Ben Finn] - Complete
Three Weeks by milgarion reviews
Three weeks later, they pitch up in a small town. AU, michael/OC
Legion - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 106,172 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Michael
In the Night by Reanna Solo reviews
A series of one shots throughout the course of the game. Princess x Elliot. Princess x Ben Finn.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sterling, Elliot
Timshel by Penny W reviews
"Ben," She faltered. "What am I doing?" "Doing what you must." Ben returned.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ben Finn
Turmoil by Crystallia Silver reviews
When a hostile intrusion prompts Michael to consider an unforeseen decision, a series of events will occur, capable of bringing both disturbance and redemption to the surface. Set after the film.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Michael, Gabriel
I'd Sacrifice For You by vegetable99 reviews
Michael helps the fate of man, but he is not alone in this battle. A fellow Archangel has decided to stand fight with him. Not everything is as it seems though, and they must fight their way through hell and back to give man one last chance. MichaelxOC
Legion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
A Game Of Ghosts by The Painted Fox reviews
He thaught he had been trapped for all time, Until they found his prison in the basement. A curious child and protective mother soon end up on the adventure of a life time. "Oh how i wish i hadent allowed my son into the basement." Story Completed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,467 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Cowboy by irvie K reviews
after the defeat of Ultimacia,Irvine has enrolled in Balamb Garden to become a SeeD.But is it what he really wants? & what exactly is the deal between him & Selphie? Will they finally get there act together & get together? that some more looming evil.woo
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Irvine K., Selphie T.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Amazing Walking Potato and Friends by Deathly Nightshade reviews
Two girls fall into Harry Potter land and ruin it all. Including a talking baseball hat! Very random and insane! Go Nat and Steph, the authors and the queens of random! Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Complete