HPLV. Harry Potter has been reborn again and again into new bodies as the Master of Death—but he has always helped to defeat Voldemort in each new world. Now his slightly older brother is the target of the prophecy, and Harry assumes his role is to support Jonathan. At least, that's what he thinks until Voldemort kidnaps him that Halloween night.

After an accident, Harry wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. His return to Hogwarts causes quite the stir through the staff and students, especially when they realise he is not the same boy as before. He tries to keep his head down, but Tom Riddle has a habit of making himself Harry's problem.

How a well-constructed sandwich brings together two unlucky and unlikely souls: first Vegeta, the prince of a dead race who has bound himself to Earth for honor; the other Krillin, a lowly monk who just can't catch a break. A comedy. Sorta.

"Shizuo had been having a peaceful night when his phone rings. He's furious even before he hits the button to pick up the call." Shizuo gets a call from Izaya for a very different reason than he expects and doesn't react as Izaya expects him to.

"Toudou isn't trying to startle Makishima. He's really not." Toudou confuses Makishima and tries to explain himself, with some success.

Makishima hadn't marked Toudou Jinpachi as a sentimental guy to whisper in the language of flowers, but apparently, he was completely wrong. That, and the fact that Toudou Jinpachi was an undeniable show-off, but as far as hopeless romantics go, perhaps it wasn't so bad, after all.

They say that communication is key in any relationship. Makishima tries his best.

UPDATED! CHAPTERS REDONE! READ FROM BEGINNING! Yako has to go to an American Dance class that teaches seductive and street dances, and comes to work later everyday. Neuro is punishing her more because of her lateness, and what's this, Yako has a peeping tom! Who is it and what will Neuro do about it!

Everything was peaceful. All the guardians were together, everyone was happy with their current lifestyle under their kind boss who kept the world right. But what if their boss was slowly becoming insane? Psycho/Tsuna! 12yl Rated T for language

Nitori has taken to listening to English music, despite not understanding the lyrics. Unfortunately for Rin he understands every one of Nitori's words and finds each one filling him with fantasies about the younger boy. Nitori oneshot.

Zebra finally gets his reward for helping Komatsu and Toriko in the Gourmet Pyramid. One-shot, PWP.

TYL. Tsuna does not want to go to his middle school reunion. Nuh-uh, no thank you. But of course, a certain Spartan tutor has different plans. Now Tsuna must catch a criminal while doing his best to protect his mafia identity from his old classmates. But what do they think of the once dame kid they used to make fun of?

Finally, after being forced to witness death after death of their beloved friends, they were granted freedom. This was supposed to be the end. The end of their suffering. From here they would find their way home and discover what happened to their families. Only… it would seem despair was something that followed the classmates.

Kyoko and Haru are out to prove that being light-hearted doesn't necessarily mean being light-headed – or light-weights. And if things keep getting worse -the boys have been kidnapped, honestly!- the girls just might need to take control! ON HIATUS WHILE BEING REWRITTEN, SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS

She's had it with this tedious lifestyle. I am willing to change, but she is not. She'd rather die than continue to live like this, trapped in this school. And now she's going to get the both of us executed-but before that, she's going to kill Byakuya and crucify him. I can't let that happen. I have to warn him. "Bad Ending" AU, one-sided Touko/Byakuya, traces of Aoi/Byakuya

Squalo helps Xanxus with his headache and simultaneously contemplates their relationship.

Bulma is an astronaut, until she lands on planet Vegeta and becomes a slave. With the prince as her master, she adapts to her life as a slave, using her intelligence to help the saiyans beat the tyrant Frieza while fighting her growing feelings for the saiyan prince and his seduction. COMPLETE

Freeza never professed to loving his son, but he felt responsible for raising him anyways. A Freeza and Kuriza-centric fic.

Collection of short stories. A bunch of weird, crack pairings. With very suggestive themes. Chapter 3: Really, they're actually canon. TsunaxLeon

Xanxus is the boss of the Varia. It only makes sense that he would have his very own hit list.

AU fiction. When Piccolo took Gohan for training, he never intended to become attached to the boy. How will an unbreakable bond shape their lives in the years to come?

Zebra and thunderstorms don't mix. Komatsu tries to help as best he can. Zebra/Komatsu. Request fic.

Xanxus doesn't remember how it was he began sleeping with Squalo.

AU. Tired of Colonello undermining her authority and disrespecting her in front of their colleagues, Lal Mirch believed a punishment was necessary in order to tame her wayward student. Full of shameless smut and bondage.

Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?

Komatsu should never have taken Toriko's dare.

AU. Vegeta crash landed on Earth when he was eleven and stayed with the Briefs for months. After his return to Frieza, his stay has a lasting impact on the entire course of their lives. When they are reunited, the past continues shaping their future.

Let's spend 24 hours with each KHR character, get to know their pasts and their daily schedules down to the minute. This is going to be fun... This week: a wrench.

The Varia are bad-ass Mafiosi, who like nothing more than a good fight. The Varia are bad-ass Mafiosi who were convinced by Lussuria to play strip poker. Yes, Xanxus is that drunk. XS, BF.

Young Prince Bel watches a little tadpole grow into a frog. AU, Multi-chap. Something like 'The Princess and the Frog'. Rated T to be safe.

Class Reunion!fic/ A lot can happen in ten years after all, and really after all the time they spent bullying him, how can they not even recognize him?

The Varia are going to the mall! Besides Xanxus. What will happen?

What is Psyche REALLY listening to in those headphones all the time?

Seme and Tachi? Uke and neko? What's that? 8059? D18? 6927? What do these numbers mean? Haru dives in, investigating boys love pairings in the KHR fandom. Complete crack? No. Half-way crack? Probably. It's humor with a side of humor! R&R

Mammon returns, Lussuria burns down the Varia headquarters, Fran becomes a maid, and Bel hardly changes because he's simply the prince. Third in the 'A Royal-' series, after A Royal Meeting and A Royal Winter. OOC-ness, B26, 6918, XS

The cast of Durarara gets facebook. Warning: Hints of yaoi. Rated for Shizu-chan's potty mouth, and Izaya's trolling.

Characters from different animes meet in the Akatsuki's chat room.

When Lussuria takes the Varia to a strip club on amateur night, Fran witnesses a side of Belphegor that he's never seen before - Prince the Stripper. And all to the tune of You Can Leave Your Hat On. B26, side XS

Shizuo gets a pet rock for his birthday. Run Izaya run. Pairing: Shizaya

Izaya gets sick, and Shinra convinces Shizuo to stay with him while he recovers. (This was my first ever fic and the first time I ever completed a work, so spare yourself the awful unrealistic plot and don't read this it's too embarrassing. I will keep this fic up mainly for sentimental reasons, but really, turn back now. Go read one of my more recent fics. They're so much better)

William had replied with, "The day you do your paperwork, Grell Sutcliff, will be the day I have off." But as Grell sat in the empty office, he couldn't remember recently completing any paperwork. Lame everything is lame. Rewritten/edited. :I

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly! I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but please, PLEASE, don't take this seriously.

They were playing a game; a private one, where Mukuro is the grand puppeteer, and Fran is the willing kid who takes the front seat to watch the carnage. Fran and Mukuro, just before the Varia comes into the picture.

White loves N so much and is waiting for him to notice her like she notices him. But one day when she goes looking for him she learns the truth that shakes her to the core. Slash/Yaoi/GUY-ON-GUY RELATIONSHIP N/Black one sided White/N one-shot

Bel and Mammon were alone in the Varia mansion one day. They seems to have found out something surprising about what Xanxus and Squalo have in their possesions. NO PAIRINGS...Sorry! -bows-

Naruto dies in the last days of the Fourth Shinobi World War. Upon his death he is transformed into a hollow. Then he seeks to overthrow Aizen. Arrancar/Espada! Naruto. On Hiatus for the time being.

After a brawl in Shinra's lab, Shizuo and Izaya accidentally switch bodies. Will they be able to get along so they can switch back? Shizaya later on. Contains an OC.

Harry Potter -maailmaan sijoittuvia dialogeja, jotka on tehty ääneen luettaviksi. Mikä ei tosin ole välttämätöntä. Hahmot on valittu täysin sattumanvaraisesti. Fikit ovat tarkoituksellisesti asiasisällöltään järjettömiä.

In which Fran is oblivious, everyone is in utter disbelief at his obliviousness, and Squalo drives himself into a river. CRACK-SPANK. Rated for blatant perversion and dirty humor, language, and general Varia shenanigans. Enjoy kids !

After a long and rather stressful day, Byakuya Kuchiki wants to relax with a soothing shower and a nap. But his shower has a little suprise for him...

Zarbon and Dodoria meet and decide that they hate each other, but to what extent?

Shizuo listens to great advice to poison Izaya's food. His poison dealer is Erika though...How will that effect on Izaya? Rated M for 2nd chapter.

...maybe this wasn't such a great idea...because now the redhead is even more of a hindrance to his schedule and he isn't sure how long his carefully placed control is going to last... WillxGrell, yaoi.

He had stopped for eight years, but the world had continued on without him. Xanxus pre-Varia arc. Explores the minutiae of iPads, swine flu, and Lady Gaga, among other things. T for Varia potty mouth.

This, Shizuo thinks, is what one would call "Sexual Tension".

Shizuo is having a bad day and the person he least wants to see ends up being his only way of escaping the much too loud city. Shizaya. Fluff.

The man Squalo killed had the last laugh for some of the lice jumped and landed onto Squalo's long hair. The rest of them later on jumped onto Lussuria's hair.

Xanxus and Squalo are argueing over dinner- Xanxus wants steak, but Squalo wants fish. Does the solution lie with Belphagor? Oneshot.

An idea on how Belphagor and Fran came to meet and part of their early relationship. First story in the 'A Royal-' series, followed by six others (in the first season) Warning: Name misspellings, heavy OOC-ness, and lots and lots of innuendo.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. These are the five stages Xanxus has to go through before he will acknowledge that he's attracted to Squalo. Or at least that's what his tequila tells him.

Shizuo Hiewajima was bored. And the lolcats nor the teleporting fleas were helping. Crackfic. Rated T for cussing.

Lussuria has to go to the supermarket. Fran and Bel are forced to tag along. Recipe for disaster. Rated for language, questionable content, and general Varia-ness. Crack attack spawned from hunger. Enjoy.

Izaya never expected that being sick could make life so much more interesting

Izaya bullies Shizuo into playing a game with Kadota and Shinra. The object of the game is to subject everyone to the worst punishment you can think of. Izaya never expected this game to reveal one of his major weaknesses.

Every since the Twilight incident 8 years ago, Squalo had a hatred for sparkles. Poor guy didn't know what was coming for him. Sequel to "Twilight"! Oneshot, crackity crack crack.

Xanxus reads Twilight. Squalo finds out the entire Varia has read it. Oneshot, CRACKKKKKKKK. Utterly stupid and pointless. Try not to read if you like Twilight. Rated T for Squalo's mouth.

Eight years are a long time. Especially if you are frozen in a block of ice and can't move. Because Xanxus was conscious the whole time, thank you very much. Oneshot.

Xanxus never says thank you. Drabble, oneshot. XS, so don't read if you don't like. Based off a relationship I have with someone. Its 12 in the morning, I don't know what I was doing. Rated T for profanities. Again.

Squalo spends a few minutes finding out from Lussuria what is facebook. Pure crack, something I came up with before band practice. Rated T for Squalo's mouth and Xanxus' bad statuses.

The story of Bel and Fran's twisted relationship from the first day Fran came to Varia. LONG chapters. Includes most of the other main KHR characters as well. Rated M for sexual content, blood, smut, suicide attempts, etc. BF, XS, 69F, 8059, 8018, etc.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a FON unit! In order to maximize the functions of this Hibari-looking arcobaleno, it is recommended that you read the following manual carefully.

After Bulma is in an accident, life in the Briefs household cannot go back to what it was.

Shizuo is terrified of flying. What will happen when he finds himself on a twelve hour flight sitting beside none other than Orihara Izaya? One thing's for sure; it's going to be a long flight. Implied Shizaya.

Shizaya. Izaya overhears the cast talking about him and it hurts him more than he ever imagined.

COMPLETE - After getting a sprained ankle from a staircase fall, Momo Hinamori is sent to Seireitei Hospital to seek treatment. It is where she meets a young boy who is experiencing a much worse condition, physically and mentally.

Ichigo isn't having much luck finding a decent guy since his admission to being gay. Renji introduces him to a dating website, and after a few disastrous dates, he's ready to give it up. Insert Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. AU, yaoi.

Squalo gets stuck in a tower. Xanxus has to rescue him. Swearing ensues. A Rapunzel parody. xanxus/squalo. complete.

Bel and Levi question Viper/Mammon's sex. My take on how figuring out whether Mammon/Viper is a boy or a girl would go down.

Problem 1: It was in Togusa's van. Problem 2: Dotachin would murder them if he woke up. But that just made things more interesting, right? One-shot, orignally in response to the DRRR! Kink Meme.

Vongola parties were always pretty wild, but when Tsuna wakes up with a huge headache and a lump the size of his fist, all he wants to know is what the hell happened.

In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.

After taking out the garbage, Fran has an encounter in the bathroom with a stranger, who turns out to be not such a stranger at all. All he wanted was to use the shower! Belphegor/Fran, oneshot, yaoi, LEMON

Luppi wants revenge. THat's when April Fool's Day comes in handy....

Byakuran eating Marshmallows, Shoichi getting stomachaches and a WHOLE LOT of paperwork to do. Ah, another Normal day at the Gesso Headquaters. Before Millerfiore arc. 10051 if you squint hard enough.

Really, what was the point in participating in a drinking competition when half way through they all forgot that it was a competition in the first place?

If there was anything Tsuna had learnt due to this incident, it was never pair Hibari and Mukuro up on a simple mission. Ever.

In which the Varia play a drinking game, and everyone learns far too much about each other's sex lives.

Lussuria thought that it was high time the boss paid attention to his health. Crack One-shot.

He is what keeps the Varia sane. And cared for, let's not forget that. Lussuria Ficlets/Drabbles.

..."On olemassa erilaisia krapuloita: Mieto, paha, erittäin paha, kivulias, semiparanoidi, paranoidi, mandoliini ja niin pois päin. Mutta pahin kaikista on kuitenkin Phil Collins -darra."... Epämiellyttävä päivä Jamesin elämässä ja sen jälkiseuraamukset.

Even badass mafia families bent on world domination celebrate the holidays. Millefiore version of A Very Varia Xanxusmas.

Shirotsuki-Tenchi: Injured gravely during battle leaves Yumichika in a coma. Ikkaku inadvertidly finds his diary and reads it while his friend recovers. As he learns about his friend's deepest secrets, feelings he didn't know he had are awakened. IkkxYumi

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

Jos Rowling on jumalamme ja Potterit raamattumme, meillä täytyy olla myös uskontunnustus. Kaikista kuudesta rippikoulun ulkolukuläksystä potterversiot. Lue varoitukset! R&R

Because even assassins celebrate the holidays.

Neuro and Yako cases are becoming deadly. Can they solve them before it's too late? Will love bloom between the demon and his slave? What's this? An old freind of Yako's comes back? And what's this strange power that Yako can use? NeuroxYako OCxOC ON HOLD

Foolish pride kept Bardock from ever meeting his own son before Bejiitasei was destroyed. A deal made with Enma Daiou has given him one chance to finally meet the one called Son Gokou and see what has become of the Low Rank Saiyajin he had abandoned.

While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Back when Raditz was one of Frieza's three surviving Saiyans, he had a very close call that left him a bit paranoid about trusting his life to machines that he didn't understand. It started with his space pod breaking down in deep space...

JuuhachiGou, the eternal cyborg, lives on even after her children's children have died . . .