Hello everyone

The names Rashi.

Age: unknown to you

Personality:

anti-social to others unless they are family or REALLY close friends. Usually never get close to anyone, but make acceptation for some people. Hates preps. Loves to cook, fight, train, and play with animals. Never fights unless has a good reason.

Hobbies:

Drawing, Animating, Writing, Training, Fighting, and animals.

Top 10 Favorite Anime:

Beyblade

Naruto

DragonBall Z

Zoids

Wolf's Rain

DN Angel

Yu-gi-oh

Yu-gi-oh GX

Digimon

Pokemon

Top 5 Favorite Movies:

Lion King

A-team

Resident Evil

Avatar

Repo The Genetic Opera

Top 5 Favorite Games:

Halo

Resident Evil

Kingdom Hearts

Persona 5

Pokémon

Favorite Books:

Warriors

Percy Jackson And the olypians

Zombie Survival Guide

Harry Potter

Black Dagger Brotherhood

My Favorite Characters For my top 3 Anime:

Beyblade:

Kai, Rei/Ray, Mariah, Lee, Tala, Bryan, Spencer, Brooklyn, Kenny, Michael, Gramps, Hiro, Garland, Ozuma, Kane, Ian, Rick, Dranzer, Diger, Black Dranzer, Galeon, Wolborg, Dizzy, Zeus

Naruto:

Pein, Konan, Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Madara, Jugo, Neji, Tsunade, Itachi, Kisame (Sushi), Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Asuma, Sora

Zoids:

Raven, Shadow, Jake, Brade, RD, Blake, Dr.D, MoonBay, Irvine, Leon, Naomi

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...- Hold her tight

When she is silent...-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let theboy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your lifethis Saturday and the one u love will either...-KISS YOU-ASK YOU OUT-CALL YOU

97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".· Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.· Start to call your teachers Sennin.· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.·List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.· Can spout out a random character quote on command.· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.· You always wear green, skintight clothes.· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.· You faint when someone touches your forehead.· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.· You try to kill your brother every day.· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".· You always carry a large fan behind you.· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.· You name your pig Ton-ton.· You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone.· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.· You have a frog wallet.· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

The following is a mental assesment from the school of phyciatry at Harvord University.

Take your time and see of you can read it out loud, a person over 40 yrs can't do it!! try it!!

1.This is this cat.

2.This is is cat.

3.This is how cat.

4.This is to cat.

5.This is keep cat.

6.This is an cat.

7.This is old cat.

8.This is fart cat.

9.This is going cat.

10.This is for cat.

11.This is fourty cat.

12.This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word of the 12 sentences from top to bottom and I bet you can't resist copying this into your profile!!

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree. Theboys don't want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the top

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle ofnext week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to thestore with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don'thave wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION."Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING."You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway."

19. My mother taught me ESP."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS."You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Girl Talk

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

"There are no weapons stronger than words. They hit faster than a speeding bullet, with more force than a battering ram, and never fail to hit the heart."

-Unknown.

A day without sunshine is like night.

M is for the million things she does for me,

O means only that she's growing old

T is for the time she gives me,

H is for her heart of pure gold;

E is for her eyes, watching carefully,

R means right, and right she'll always be.

I only find what. You let others see. What do you see. When you look at me

You can forgive a child for fearing the dark. The real tragedy is when a man fears the light.

It's always the smallest Things which causes the greatest Disasters. bwhahahaha

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

"Genin from the leaf are we!

All our missions rated 'D',

Fixing rooves and weeding grass,

BEING A GENIN SURE SUCKS ASS!"

''Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.''

''Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.''

''As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.''

''Laugh alone and the whole world thinks you're an idiot.''

''The gene pool could use a little chlorine''

''Don't blame me, I'm the thing from Uranus''

''I took an IQ test and the results were negative''

''Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?''

''Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.''

''Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.''

''He who laughs thinks the slowest''

''i souport publik edekasion''

''We are Microsoft. Resisitance is futile. You will be assimilated.''

''Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.''

Well, if you think about it...

1. The Japanese eat very little fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers, eat lots of sausages and fatsand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you likeSpeaking English is apparently what kills you

"No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry."

"Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile."

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"

"Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened."

"Some people put up walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down"

"A best friend is someone who believes in you even when you have lost faith in yourself"

"When you're young, you worry what people think about you. When you're middle aged you're to busy to worry what people think about you. When you're old you realize no one was thinking about you."

"You will never stand taller than when you kneel to help a child."

"Emotions are naught to be tormented, for they can kill a person in more ways than one."

"Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life."

"Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to practical use."

"Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead."

"He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes. But he who never asks a question remains a fool forever."

"Anger is never without a reason but seldom a good one."

"The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns; the pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious to the rose."

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

"Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers."

"Everything important has been said before by somebody who did not discover it."

"Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle."

"It takes 44 muscles to frown and 4 to raise my middle finger up at you and say 'Bite me'." XD

"It may take less muscles to smile then to frown, but I've always been told to use muscle."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not"

"I am not crazy! I'm fucking INSANE!"

"The truth hurts, get over it."

"If you need someone to be sane for you, count me out."

"Hm? You say something? Or is that the tiny voice of reason I so fondly ignore?"

"I'd listen to what you have to say, but I don't care."

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

'WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.'

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be."

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction!"

'I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.'

'Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.'

'Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.'

“Just to let you know. If I die …you’re dying with me.”

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile (more than once...)

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

We are the people our parents warned us about!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright. Until you hear them speak.

It is better to stay silent and be thought of as an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Holy' Shrimp, i like tea,midnightanimeangelrainthorn, 1Ivanessence1, diggydawg,RagingSpirit90

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Things to do in an Elevator;

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) GRIMACE painfully and smack your forehead

9) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

10) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

11) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

12) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

13) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

14) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

15) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

16) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

17) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

18) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

19) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

20) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

21) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

22) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

23) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

24) ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host for my body".

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

8) Don't use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you have a really long profile, CP this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6.This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11.Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12.This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

Take your time with this test and you'll be amazed. Just four questions and the answers will surprise you. Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.

"The mind is like a parachute; it works best when it is opened."

MAKE A WISH before beginning the test.

Answer the questions as you go along. There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.

Don't look ahead. Get a pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire that will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.

Questions:

1. Put the following animals in your order of preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

2. Write one word that describes each of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea

3. Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors: yellow, orange, red, white, green

4. Write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.

Be sure your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

Look at the interpretations below, but first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.

Answers:

1. This will define your priorities in life:Cow signifies careerTiger signifies prideSheep signifies loveHorse signifies familyPig signifies money

2. Your description of dog implies your own personality.Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.Your description of the sea implied your own life.

3. Yellow: someone you will never forgetOrange: someone you consider your true friendRed: someone that you really loveWhite: your twin soulGreen: someone you will remember for the rest of your life

4. You have to send this message to as many people as your favorite number, and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

Thanks for taking the test! And don't forget to repost this on your profile!

"A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Your One and Only WishDo it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...California: You like adventure.Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Anime/Manga related thing you can think of about the characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder)I have major OSD, and ADD, well...posibly, I'm not really...O.O BUNNY CHICKEN FROG!!-loves-emo-guys-with-hair.) Ok, crazy is when u try to jump a building for fun and the only thing that kept u alive wast the fact tha your cloths got stuck to something at the top of the building.

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Remember when:getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

You say BABY PINKI say BLOOD REDYou say HANNAH MONTANAI say THREE DAYS GRACEYou say ZAC EFRONI say NARUTOYou say RAPI say ROCKYou say Im WEIRDI say YES I AM92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?' (There's nothing wrong with it!! It's not like it makes you insane!! ...Maybe...possibly)

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives. (Aw!! WHY NOT!!)

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home! (Haha Yes, to Planet Pluto)

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:B U L L S H I T2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

Yo mumma is so fat, even Naruto don't Believe it!

When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.

Random Quotes

"Who lit Toph on fire?"-Sokka-Avatar

"It's a giant mushroom, maybe its friendly!"-Sokka-Avatar

If you agree with the statement "Aizen Sousuke ? Chuck Norris" copy and paste this into your profile. idk there both Awesome!!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you plan on voting for Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag for president, copy this into your profile

Don't call me small! I break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric

"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!"

"I'm not small, I just live in a world of giant people."

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."

"Slinky Escalator = Endless fun"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."

"When all else fails, blow shit up."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

"We are always the same age inside."-Gertrude Stein

"What is his power level?-Gaara appears in the monitor, and the leters surronding him says "9000...and dead sexy""Its over 9000!""WHAT? 9000?" - Deidara, Sasori and Gaara,

-"“Twelve-year olds are reading Icha Icha, Kakashi and Anko are reproducing, Jiraiya is a babysitter…” she rubbed her forehead. “Why don’t they just move the Ninja Academy to a porn shop while they’re at it?” Sakura (The Legend of the Four Swords, by FireAngel66)

Naruto-BELIVE IT!!

-"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

-I don't obsess! I think intensely.

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

-Always forgiveyour enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

"Best friends through thick and thin!If you cry, I cry,If you laugh, I laugh,If you fight, I got your back,If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women

-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

-A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by drippingit all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked himby never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer tofootball to one birthday party after another. You thanked him byjumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends tothe movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watchcertain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. Youthanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked himby being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thankedhim by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campuscarried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dormso you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told youhow deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across thecountry.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. Youthanked him by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did camecrashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, RagingSpirit90

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, miss kaitlin inuzuka, KrazeeNingaChick, DeidaraIsMine0deidara'sYLG0, RagingSpirit90

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, CP this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the listSunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan,xXFoxy Scorpion BlossomXx, miss kaitlin inuzuka, KrazeeNingaChick, DeidaraIsMine0deidara'sYLG0, RagingSpirit90

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support Jack and his jar of dirt, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you thank cookies are milks best friend, paste this to your profile.

If you thank rainbow cupcakes are awesome, paste this to your profile.

If you ever thought you were a nerd, paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.