HI! Call me Kicked, just cause. Ehhh...

QUOTES!:

If life gives you lemons, Take 'em, freeze 'em, throw 'em at life, then tell him to screw off.

When ya life is in its darkest hour, grab a lighter and burn your life, that'll make some noise, AND light!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If that don't work, become an FBI agent, track life down, and cuss him out, then tase him.

Can't beat 'em, join 'em, can't join 'em, bribe 'em, can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em, can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em, can't kill 'em, your dead.

I hear voices...And they don't like you so much...Are you carrying a wooden stake with you by any chance..?

Stuff to do at a really boring Museum(Class field trip):

1. run around, screaming "Ms. Anna! Help! They've goooooot meeee!!!!!!!!"

2. Poke another classmate repeatedly. When they tell you to quit it, sing the song "Oh Quit it baby, Quit it," by Lele Gonva. keep doign this for 30 minutes. When the teacher tells you to shut up, sing the song "Oh, shut it." By Goma Lian Rivvy, in a horrible accent.

3. If you see a plane kitty ride, get on, and put a box of tissue on each of the plane's wings, and put empty Mc'donalds soda bottles on the tissue boxes, then make firing soudns, such as "Vroom, vroom! Pew pew pew pew!!! Boom!" And pretend to drive. When you get screamed at yell "Stop, or i'll shoot you with my lasers!" in a British accent.

reasons why girls are better then boys:

We don't have to have burping contests to show how great we are.

If we're at the Diner, all we have to do is act like a tiny, helpless, innocent little girl, and they'll get us anything, out of pity.

If we talk to much, people will think its a cute little habit, not retarded.

When we dance, we don't look like posers, or sucky Rap-ers...

If we stutter, people think its funny, in the good way, and not creepy.

If we sing along to songs people dont wonder if we're straight...

When we get hurt, our friends don't point and laugh, making us feel stupid and embarrassed, they actually HELP us up, and are concerned.

If we ask our friends if these clothes look good on us, they don't ship us to the happy home.

If we start doing a victory dance, people think we're idiots, but in teasing friend way, not the bad way.

If we act dumb, people think its cute, in the baby cute way.

we don't have to flex our muscles to make sure we still have them.

We don't say the wrong things at the wrong time.

We don't look stupid when he make our arms like wings and start bokking.

i rest my case...

For me, crazy is an understatement. Put an X by everything you've done:

CRAZY IS WHEN:

You chuck apples at the football team while screaming "YO MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR DADDY SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!"

You hug a tiny grape, while whispering. "Gren...You always did...have a H-heart..." Choke up on heart, like your holding down tears.

You log onto Chatzy just to tell all the J.B. posers to screw off.

You bring an iron pipe to school, complete with bloodstains and small dents.

You've told Raptor that his explosives suck.

You've told Claw Pokemon sucks.

You've told Jamie Artemis Fowl is dumb.

You've ripped off your pants, and surprise...YOUR WEARING MROE PANTS UNDERNEATH!

You started nibbling a piece of apple really fast, then runm in cirlces, waving your arms, with the apple piece between your teeth, screaming "IM A SQURRIEL!"

You've asked Nami if she wants to get a blueberry or raspberry cup. (O.O)

You've started dancing at a Funeral.

Ha. ha. ha. You amuse me, mortal. Now, be of some worth and copy/paste the lists I made.