Dave Strider gives us all a lesson in how to properly woo your stubbornly straight best friend. Characters and cover photo are not mine (cover photo credited to Tumblr user s4nsaka). Rated K for lack of violence, death, and/or sexual relations. Thirty short chapters of fluff.

When a child is born a watch is implanted onto their right wrist, counting down the number of years, weeks, days, hours, minutes, and seconds until they meet their soul-mate. John Egbert has always dreamed of meeting the perfect female soul-mate, but on a Friday in November, he finds out that his soul-mate is a bit.. different then what he imagined. /DaveJohn FanFic!