-Quotes-

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very Bad mood for 13 years..."
"Don't Bother Me, I'm living happily ever after"
"Therapy is Expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! you choose."
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer"
"Stress is when you wake up screaming, and relize you havn't fallen asleep yet."
"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the Evil one..."
"Chaos, Panic, and Disorder...my work here is done."
"Earth is Full. Go home."
"YOU! OFF MY PLANET!"
"Aw...did i step on your poor little bitty ego?"
"In the famous words of Captain Jack Sparrow, Me, I'm just a dishonest person! And a dishonest person, you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly! its the honest ones you have to look out for because you never know when they'll do something...incredibly...stupid!" -Modified from Man, to person, because I'm not a Man. ^^''

-Random Facts i find amusing...and some disturbing ^^'

"Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour."
"You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider."
"Polar bears are left handed. (Is the person who found this out still "among us?")"
"Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday."

Notes concerning Stories written by Yours Truly:
"I Updated! don't Kill me! I had to study! *tremble*"
-Thats all for now...I think.