We beta!If we have time, though, j0. Just ask. If we don't know the fandom, we can still do all that english grammar stuff very, very well.~~

AOL IM: CSkerries

Art: http:// cacklingskerries.deviantart.com

Fanfic Archive: Fics from Beyond the AstroViewer!

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CSkerries (hereafter referred to as "Party A") is a collaboration between AgateDrake and ragwurm. Party A acknowledges Fanfiction.net (hereafter known as "Party B") as free hosters of Party A's fanfictions. Party A is in no way required to gain the approval of other authors at this site (hereafter referred to as "Party C") in order to write and submit fanfiction. It should be noted, however, that comments made by Party C may have a direct effect on the content and quality of Party A's fanfiction. If Party C has a suggestion for Party A's fanfiction, the best way to get Party A's attention would be to deliver either 1) exceedingly humorous flames, where "humor" is subjective, or 2) constructive criticism. Party A wishes to place special emphasis on the "constructive" part, and would also like to point out that "constructive" is most definitely not subjective. Party B is in no way responsible for the quality of Party A's fanfiction. Party C might be, though, in a sadistic and twisted way.

Party A is in no way required to disclose personal information about itself to Party C other than what it chooses to. Party A might make an exception if it feels like it.

Party A enjoys giving its opinions on fanfiction, whether Party B or Party C asks for it or not. Or even likes it, if we're being specific. Just because the majority of Party C seems to have low expectations doesn't mean that Party A should or even wants to conform to those same expectations.

If Party C wants to talk to Party A on matters not related to fanfiction, Party C should not use the review boards given to Party A by Party B as forums. Party A gets highly annoyed with Party C when certain members of Party C do it to other members of Part C.

Yes, Party A does have a sense of humor. However, it should be noted that half of Party A considers the "slapstick" form of humor a case of cronic idiocy, and would much rather write parodies of badfics than write slapstick humor that
attempts to be funny in and of itself.

Party A is also of the opinion that George W. Bush (hereafter known as "Party D" for "delusional") is also guilty of cronic idiocy, and should not have been allowed to reproduce.

Party A is ALSO of the opinion that Clay Aiken (hereafter known as "Party E") is v. heterosexual. In fact, Party E is so v. V.
heterosexual that Party A would be surprised if Party E was - in fact! - heterosexual. Party A wonders what Party D's opinions on Party E are.

Party A sincerely wishes whomever has finished reading this profile (hereafter known as "Party F") a good day. And if any member of Party F knows what game Party A patterned its profile off of, Party A will be so v. v. happy.