Once upon a time, there were an adorable little kitten who had been left by the roadside during a rainy day. The kitten was sad and lost, damned to life as a stray; but as fate would have it, a little girl found him shivering on the sidewalk. The little girl was a actually a witch, but the kitten didn't care. He was taken in, groomed and fed. He and the little girl were inseparable.

Then she brought the mutt home.

So yes, Wizardly-K9 (or 'the mutt' as I like to call him) and I are regrettably housemates. What's more, we both were granted the talent of linguistics and writing by our owner. I would much rather read than write, but the mutt kept telling me to get a Fanfiction account. So here I am.

Don't expect anything magical to happen.