The Wizzard
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Joined 06-04-01, id: 76672
Author has written 7 stories for Castlevania, Parodies and Spoofs, Mario, and Star Wars.
I hate flamers, spammers, bashers, and most new music). I like Batman, Robert E. Howard, Forgotten Realms, Frank Sinatra, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Weird Al, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top, Def Leppard, Deep Purple,the Beatles, Van Halen, Van Morrison, Elvis Costello, Judas Priest, Aretha Franklin, the B-52s, Black Sabbath, Boston, Dire Straits, Led Zeppelin, Collective Soul, Dio, Metallica, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, and Elton John. I also enjoy the comedy of Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Robin Williams.

My favorite colors are Black and Green, and I'm a weird. Sorta like al the other FF.Net authors...

Why I'n Named The Wizzard:
The Wizard of Oz is one of my favorite movies.
The Wizard is my second favorite Black Sabbath song.
The Harry Potter books are some of my favorite books.
The term Wizard implies intelligence.
I Like the Air Fresheners.
It has a nice ring to it.
Gandalf is my favorite Lord of the Rings character.
Wizards are my favorite fantasy characters.
The letters that spell it are my favorite letters (in order!)
Pinball Wizard by the Who is one of my favorite songs.

Also/Formerly Known As:
CyborgVampire
Mercenary
Werewolph
Sabotage

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A Feudal Fairy Tale II: Requim of Ice by Raiegki Leviathan reviews
Sequel to A Feudal Fairy Tale Coco returns to Medieval Australia, only to find it covered in ice and the worst enemy she has to face yet. How will she get herself out of this one? Update: Sorceress Coco's real motives!
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 10/4/2002
Me, Myself, and Ed by ZephyrSamba reviews
Part 10 (the epilogue) in! Picks up where the episode '3 Squares & an Ed' (where they all end up grounded) left off. Edd's 3 days are up, but his friends still have a few to go - what's a lone Ed-boy to do? And what are Ed and Eddy up to in the meantime?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 10/2/2002
A Feudal Fairy Tale by Raiegki Leviathan reviews
Something I'm writing to rid myself of writer's block...when Crash makes a *LITTLE* (note the word "little") mistake, Coco gets sent to a medieval version of Australia and is mistaken for a fallen angel. (Or a witch...) How will she get home? *COMPLETE*
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Complete
From Eds to Riches by ZephyrSamba reviews
The final chapter's now in! Okay, so Eddy's scam ideas haven't exactly made him rich -- yet! That's no reason he can't -act- like a millionaire, is it? After all, Ed's always wanted a, er, mutant duck...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002
Now Showing at an Ed Near You by ZephyrSamba reviews
The Ed-boys go to a movie of Ed's chosing. I hear that Giant Evil Strawberry Milk Men are even worse than those of the chocolate variety...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2002
Jonathon Belmont 1967 by Lnchbx16 reviews
As with his ancestors, it is now Jonathon Belmonts time to fight Dracula and his forces.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2002 - Published: 12/25/2001
Castlevania: Daughters of Darkness by Tricia-chan reviews
Dracula has other children! Three beautiful daughters, who are full vampires. But these girls hate their father's actions towards humans, so they get away from him and live somewhat normal lives away from Romania. Until Dracula finds out where they are...
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2001 - Published: 8/28/2001
Fantastic Four: Volcanic by Ghost Rider1 reviews
This is my final chapter to Fantastic Four: Wildfire. I suggest reading the first three chapters there first, or else this won't make much sense. The chapters aren't long, so it won't take you long to get here.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2001
Fantastic Four: Wildfire by Ghost Rider1 reviews
I'm done the series! If you are looking for chapter 4 its under a new heading called Fantastic Four: Volcanic. I thought more people would see it that way. Read these first though, if you already haven't.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2001 - Published: 6/27/2001
Neferti Presents- The FF7 A-Team!!! by NefertiDagger reviews
A REALLY screwed up piece of fan ficion, Barret decides to start a new Avalanche with a ressurected Aeris, Tifa, Shera, Red XIII and Vincent and they go around in a Helluva fast van. Read at your own risk, it's that stupid.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 1/27/2001
From Sticks to Bricks by Tyler Bateman Esq reviews
Okay, this a little ditty I wrote which is my interpretation of a famous fairy tale, but done in the style of Tarantino
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2001
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The Apple reviews
Parody of The Anthem by Good Charlotte. My 4th song parody. PG for Mild Language
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/11/2003
Super Mario RPG II: Prophecy of the Seven Stars reviews
Sequel to Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. Geno arrives at Bowsers Keep, and tell's him some bad news involving Star Road and Exor's Return. At that, their off to save the world again! READ & REVIEW! Includes characters from other Mario games.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 11/19/2001
Pretty Fly for a Jedi reviews
Parody of Pretty Fly for a White Guy by the Offspring. My 3rd parody.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2002
Big Shrimpin reviews
Parody of Big Pimpin by Jay-Z. My 2nd Parody.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2001
Castlevania: Festival of Servants reviews
A series of short stories about the boss battles in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2001 - Published: 6/28/2001
All the (Stomache) Pain Money Can Buy reviews
Parody of The Way by Fastball. My 1st parody.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/26/2001
Forever Dying AKA My Life As It Is reviews
Depressing Songfic to My Life As It Is by the Golden Gael, fellow fanfiction.net writer. About Alucard's thoughts on love, hate, and his own teacharous life. Golden Gael did give me permission to use this song. In fact, it was written for me specifically.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2001