Post PP. Vlad doesn't lose, especially to a giant rock. With the disasteriod gone and the world in his clutches, he's free to do what ever he wants. Unfortunately for the Fentons, what ever he wants usually doesn't work out in their favor. Pompous Pep!

Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his pastime. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.

A VD fanfic featuring Meredith and Damon. When Meredith discovers some disturbing secrets from her grandfather's past, it leads her to Rome where she is forced to team up with the most unlikely of allies.

"12 and 13 make 25. One is missing. 12 knows why." *Chapter 57 Up* Demegawa's looking for his next hot story, L and Twelve are still looking for the one responsible for embezzling from Yotsuba, and Hatori's looking for a new partnership as he realizes teaming up with Higuchi may not have been the best idea...

When begging Chase for another chance at being his apprentice, Jack is first charged with being his slave. He knows he can handle chores... It's the punishment for not doing them he's not sure he can take. One-shot. Warning for gore, torture, abuse, and implied non-con.

[Modern Day AU] Alois and Ciel are best friends, that enough ensures a wild ride.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

Danny gets captured and put into an auction. A certain half ghost billionaire finds out about this. Warnings inside.

Eye for an Eye. Vlad's the new mayor and wastes no time enacting his will on the town. What does Danny have left to offer to end Vlad's reign of terror? Nothing but himself. Danny/Vlad, Pompous Pep.

One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel

After shutting himself away from everyone around him, how can he be expected to call out to someone for help after a traumatic experience? Especially when the only person left is his rival? Rape, eventual MelloxNear plz r&r!

A closer look at how Jack Spicer was able to worm his way past all of Chase's defenses for this kind of thing and become his most important person...and how he managed this impossible task in only a couple of years. CHACK

So what if his plan is clipped from a ladies' magazine? Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, can totally make this work! Chack.

AU Blaine needs to find the most annoying guy to play his fake boyfriend for a day so his mom would stop nagging him about finding a nice boy. The mean and sarcastic barista Kurt seems like just the guy for the job.

Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M

Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash

Alfred's a renounded navy officer who catches pirates, but what happens when a pirate catches him? What happens in Tortuga, stays in Tortuga right? ;D USUK, minor FRUK, SpRom, Canada and the awesome Prussia, Human names used

During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.

"I have taken a considerable interest in you, bocchan," The butler continued as he interrupted the boy. Lifting a free hand, while his other arm cradled the small child with ease, he began to stroke the back of Ciel's head. "I've been watching you." / AU

Kurt receives a phone call from Blaine, who cries for help and begs him to come over. He arrives at Blaine's house to find him turning into a demon. - A/N: This is my first Klaine fanfiction. Inspired by all the demon!Blaine spreading around Tumblr.

England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.

Wes needs advice. Santana has an excellent gaydar and lots of experience. - Westana friendship and Wert, with background Hevans friendship. SLS.

Does sex even have a smell? Wes seems to think so. Too bad it's going to smell a whole lot sex-ier before they even have the chance to leave.

Russia loves his little Baltic friend, Lithuania, but he doesn't know how to tell him that, and resorts to hurting him and making him his toy... yet it can only be him. A short RussiaxLithuania fic.

Or more accurately : When A Fairy Tale Crash Lands In Real Life's Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Has No Clue Why It Is There. Kurt/Chris.

'I know you hate me,' Jack had said, and now I wonder for the first time since meeting him. Do I really? CHACK, ONESHOT

Misaki has been keeping secrets from Usagi...not very smart of him. rated for slight SMEX

Part I: Five times Wes and David caught Blaine and Kurt in a compromising position

"If someone says 'split up and look for clues', I am going to kill them," Kurt said darkly. "And we can't afford to have another ghost on our hands," Wes said, in complete seriousness. Kurt/Blaine, Rated T for Language.

Historical fic depicting the events of the American Revolution as America and England come to terms with the rise of the United States and the fall of British America. With England imprisoned in Yorktown, can an solace be found? USUK ** EDITED **

A bunch of nonsensical CG drabbles. Please enjoy and review! Please R & R! Rated due to certain language, events, themes and disturbing imagery that isn't really there. Alot of it doesn't make sense, so beware what it'll do to your mind.

Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.

A business deal is outlined in the Trancy dining hall, while in the cellar there's a discussion between devils of differing levels, and the dishes rattled where Alois cornered him against the side of the table. / Kuro II, Alois/Ciel, explicit content.

Ciel can't resist a certain, beautiful girl.

"Will it hurt?" My voice sounds curious instead of actually wary or scared... "More than anything you've ever felt before" He speaks truthfully, because what is Claude if not bluntly honest. Warnings inside

When Suzaku moves to a new city his desperation for a job lands in him in a brothel selling the services of teenage boys and while he's not selling his body just yet a few of his classmates are Can Suzaku adapt and make his new friend smile? SuzuxLulu AU!

Alois is far too bored with his daily routine that Claude is so determined follow. So the young master decides to demand some entertainment from his ever-so-caring Butler. Claude/Alois

AU: Lelouch Britannia was not expecting what his new employer had in mind but went along. Why? His sister. Plus he looks drop dead sexy in a black mini skirt. SuzaLulu

To be loved by someone, by anyone, it makes life shine, like this. -AU-

Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!

Vlad kidnaps Danny the night of his nineteenth birthday with a terrible plan. The boy's about to learn that some traditions are best forgotten, but everything, including ignorance, comes with a price. Smut with a soul, sequel now posted!

R2 Turn 25: Because on the eve of the Zero Requiem, they both needed closure, in more ways than one. // one-shot; SuzaLulu; written for the LJ code geass kink meme

He smiled at her, looking so winsome and adorable that she was tempted to kick him on the shin, if only to quell her urge to kiss him again. Gino/Kallen.

It was not a truce. It was simply… a détente. “Because I know full well that it wasn’t out of love.”

A fairy tale gone wrong in which Suzaku finds the wrong castle and Lelouch is a not-princess with some serious family issues. SuzaLulu.

Gino would come to her cell and just talk. It was never an ‘important’ discussion that was life changing, but Kallen didn’t realize just how much she liked the talks, or Gino himself, until she almost lost him. Kallen/Gino. First Code Geass fic. :

The Order of the Black Knights has handed over their King in return for Japan. However, with Zero claimed dead and Lelouch in his grasp, Schneizel is only a couple turns away from claiming checkmate on the entire world. Yaoi. Schneizel/Lelouch main

Instead of counting down the days until Zero came to free her, she counted down the hours until Gino, a man who fought under a tyrant, came to visit. Kallen x Gino.

Because --Just Like Magic!-- wasn't silly enough.

Artemis Fowl did not like rules. In fact, he was of the general opinion that they should be flaunted, glossed over or completely ignored. So what happens when Kris makes him a long list of them? Artemis/OC

Sleepovers are never complete without a computer. Nor without shenanigans. M. SoRiku.

RS Soracentric Sora has wanted to befriend Riku for years, but when they become teammates in High School Blitzball, Sora finds that gaining Riku’s friendship isn’t exactly simple, and life in High School can just be downright confusing…

In which Chase Young discovers a rather changed Jack Spicer and likes what he sees. CHACK, ONESHOT, GIFTFIC FOR SILVARBELLE

Natalie Emma Delanie Nessa Bethany Elric is not a Mary Sue. Nope. No way. She's totally NOT gonna have babies with Ed, right? Nope. That would be dumb. Nope....No. She's not a Mary Sue.

"The fact that you can recite Shakespeare at a time like this really turns me off," Lelouch drawled out lowly, his eyes narrowed at Suzaku to get his point across. But nevertheless, Suzaku just laughed and smiled. SuzaLulu, Yaoi, and a LEMON. Enjoy!

Jack comes to Chase in the middle of the night asking a favor. CHACK, ONESHOT

Suzaku/Lelouch. AU. Yaoi. As a teacher, Lelouch had suffered through enough humiliating fits of spluttering and blushing in class to last a lifetime, all this at merely a wink or smirk from one student, Kururugi Suzaku.

AU. Mello's life has just been flipped upside down and L's the cause. Though they've never met, L is determined to right the wrong and drag his best friend, Raito, through his attempts to fix a young man's heartache. L x Mello.

Elena decides she isn't really in love with Stefan and seeks Damon. How will Stefan take this new information? Is it too late for her to go to Damon? Is it too late to admit that he was perfect for her? That he was right all along about him and her?

Things get interesting when a plot begins to unfurl around the newly-appointed Anglo-Indian Ambassador: "But why would anyone want to kill me?" Soma asked anxiously. Ciel rolled his eyes. "Why wouldn't they? I know I'd love to."

A Schneizel/Lelouch fic. The very first memory that Schneizel el Britannia had regarding his dear Lelouch was about a boy of five who always followed him anywhere with eyes so curious and smile so innocent.

A fire bending girl meets a water bender and they form a strange alliance, meetening Aang, Prince Zuko and a water bender named Erono along the way. Why are the two girls running away from the past.

Marik needed to think about getting a new partner. It seemed that Bakura was running out of his usefulness. All the thief wanted to do was touch him instead of evil planning. Warning! Contains yaoi, PWP-ness, and a crazy authoress! M for a reason!

What happens when Kakashi shows Sakura how to seduce? Read and find out! Kakasaku

20 truths about Gino and Kallen. -updated with 20 more-

A Zutara love epic. RxR plz

Kallen knew what she need to do, she just didn't expect that she would have to rescue such a frustrating man to do it. Gino/Kallen.

Songs for a Kingdom Now Lost sequel. In their Junior year at Irai, the competition in being L's apprentice is taking its toll on Mello and Near's relationship. Not just the position, but L himself, who is falling victim to Near's... hormones? L x M x N.

-complete- Through a series of unfortunate accidents, the heiress of a company was forced to become one of the host. Throw in some crazy hosts, rabid fangirls and a certain handsome Shadow King, their story will be anything but ordinary. KyouyaOC, KaoruOC

Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.

If they're so smart, then why can't they figure out that they love each other? LightXRyuzaki. Alphabetical A through Z chapter titles, sort of like word prompts but with a continuous storyline.

An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.

Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.

Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!

SEQUEL TO YIN AND YANG. It's been five years since that hole mess and Brooke's got her own life together and situated...or so it seems. What happens when Chase finds out everythings not so picture perfect?

What if Chase went into heat every hundred or so years? And what if one Jack Spicer got picked as the unlucky, or lucky depending on how you look at it, victim? CHACK, ONESHOT, MOSTLY TAME SMUT

[Spoilers to Stage 2425] Losing everything is just the beginning. The worse hell is trying to get them back. [Schneizel x Suzaku, past SuzaEuphie]

Kakashi is now the Hokege, but running a village isn't all it's cracked up to be with endless paperwork and being stuck behind a desk all day. When Sakura walks in while still in her disguise from an undercover mission, things are bound to get interesting

Chack! Chase decides to take Jack out on a date, but the Prince of Darkness looks at dinner and dancing a little differently than most people.

Sakura goes to Suna to train the medic nin, and Gaara thinks she can't do it. Maybe she'll prove him wrong. Rated for language and some adult themes. Check out the Revamped version.

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic

Things go awry when Chase's intentions to use a young woman for his master plan are interrupted by an odd emotion. Can he go through with it or will love get the better of him? ChaseXOc, rated for language.

The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!

If I told you the story than there's not much point in reading it is there? But let's just say Fakir finally snapped. Oneshot. FxM. Major OCC! Possibly AU. *EDIT* Written by a 15 yr old me so it's pretty sloppy. RAPE warning.

Princess Tutu On a rainy day, Fakia asks a not so simple question to Mute