You have entered my dark corner of twistness.

You are not allowed to leave.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

You shall be my newest slave!!!!!!!
*you teardrop*
*and begin to bawl*
SHUT UP SLAVE AND GET MY SPRITE!!!!!!!

Anywho...
I'm a bored to death Ohioan (*blegh*) who suffers from schitozphernia.

Me: NO we don't!
Susanne: yes we do
Dave: I like cheese!
Everyone: Shut up Dave!
Dave: *humph*
Cassie: What a depressing life we live.
I have no friends.
Annoyingly perky person: Yes we do! I'm your friend!
Me: Something about you makes me want to hurt something.
Vivian: I create some of the stupid stories on this SN. HAHAHAHAHA!...o ya, 'i pledge my allegence to the underworld'.. that is a good line from a good song. i dont know the name of that song...hmmm o well.. i'll stop rambling now.
People inside my head: YAY!!!!!!!!

Note: Vivian is not in my head. she is my friend.
We'll shut up now
Once you tell me ,slave, why you haven't reviewed vivian & my story...
You: why can't I run...
Me: because i've hobbled you...
you: huh?
Me: watch misery

Now it's time for pick-up lines! bored.com rox!

Are my undies showing?
no
would you like them to?

are you accepting applications for your fan club?

be unique and different, say yes.

before you run, I am not a freak.

Did you hear the latest health report? you need to up your daily intake of me.

You you like to dance? well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

excuse me, do you speak klingon?

Good news! the test results were netgative!

I'm done now...
I think...

DUM DUM DUM!