Name: after a saint and my mother's grandfather

Age: I can legally buy and consume alcohol but I ironically suffer from an allergic reaction to the substance where if I drink so much as a shot glass of brandy within a half an hour to an hour I will be asleep and unable to be awakened for the next 18 hours (Ron, Trevor, Alex, Cameron, Mikey, Kevin, one day I will make you all PAY), on the plus side I'll probably never get a hangover for as long as I live or wake up with a Janet Reno look-a-like .

Race: I'll give you 2 guesses

Sex: I'll give you 4 guesses

Zodiac sign: Dark Taurus (their are positive and negative descriptions of a Taurus's personality mine lean more towards the latter)

Chinese Zodiac sign: Rabbit (my female friends think it's cute especially since I have(edit: had) a pet rabbit That was given to me named Mr. Chubbs . . . I didn't name it)

State: Oregon (keep the stereotypical thoughts to yourself)

Mental disorders: Just plain weird and Asperger's Syndrome, a form of high functioning autism which I really hate having for numerous reasons, though according to a bunch of tests(which I think they must have done wrong) my I.Q. is 127 which is just below the Superior range . . . I personally don't feel as intelligent as that number implies since I believe that I'm fairly stupid but have a lot of common sense.

Personality Traits: I'm obsessive over finishing any task I assign myself to complete, and come hell or high water(the latter one especially) I'll get it done; I like things to be well organized and fairly clean, simply because it makes it much easier to find anything your looking for; most of the time I'm a fairly generous guy to friends and family but I'm severely lacking in compassion for stupid people and for people who are unwilling to help and/or better themselves; I love cute things, that includes babies of all kinds no matter how ugly some perceive them to be and I'm not afraid to express this by engaging in baby talk; in general I like animals better than people, my cats for example have never tried to fool me into thinking that their not just using me for their own ends.

Unique Traits: my eyes are an odd grayish green with a ring of hazel surrounding the iris so not an easy color to pin down, similarly my hair can't seem to choose between being a dirty blonde or a carrot top and tends to change color through out the year. And for a "Fat Dude" I sure can outpace a lot of skinny guys when any serious work is being done.

Hobbies: Doing Nothing, Reading, Outdoor related things including Camping(as in canvas tents in the middle of God's /F/cking nowhere), Fishing(both for work and Leisure), Hiking(I love site Seeing), Hunting(real hunting where you camp in the middle of God's /F/cking nowhere and hike around to find what your after, none of that pussy ass drive around in your truck all day and wait for a stupid one too walk out in front of you, also I was raised on Elk, Deer, Bear, Prong Horn, Grouse, and Quail meat and I love the flavor. And where I come from nobody uses a shotgun to kill Grouse and Quail, we use .22 pistols, I hope you read this Cheney), Tracking(out of necessity and pleasure), and Trapping(same as fishing);

Things I like: Food, Guns, Porn, Good Women and things that go BOOM. (Just the essentials really)

Favorite Authors: Jim Butcher, Anne McCafferey, Orson Scott Card, Ben Bova, Andre Norton, Mercedes Lackey, Greg Bear, Timothy Zahn, Paul Zindell, K.A. Applegate, Christopher Paolini, Stephen King, Arthur C. Clark, Michael Chrichton, Isaac Asimov

Favorite Books: The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher (14 books in the series now), The Art of War by Sun Tzu (an absolute must read no matter who you are), the Metasexual Maniphesto (has a lot of weird shit in it but it is absolutely hilarious), and Catch 22 (yes it really is a book look it up on wiki, and I was lucky enough to be given one of the original copies by my grandfather), Musashi's 'The Book of Five Rings' (also a gift from my grandfather and one of the first in english print).

Favorite Magazines: Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, National Geographic, most gun magazines, and most heterosexual porn magazines oriented towards men.

Favorite Websites: Here, Google, Cracked.com, Tvtropes, thepunchlineismachismo, TheRossman, deviantart, afunworld, A user'sguide to boob terminology, Skippy's list, Capital punishment U, Exhentai.org, hentairules.net, doujinland.com, Gelbooru.com, milspecmonkey.com, bombshock.com, nukeitfromorbit.com, brainyquote.com, hallofmagnificentbastards.com, artofmanliness.com, explainthisimage.com, pyronfo.com, knowyourmeme.com, imgur, reddit, saturday morning breakfast cereal, squallsdead.com, urbandictionary, forgifs.com, awesomegifs.com, Sankaku Complex, 4gifs.org,

Favorite Bands/musicians: basically anyone that makes good music, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Thousand foot Crutch, Celine Dion, Five finger death punch, tchaicovsky, Red, Selena, AC/DC, Godsmack, Beethoven, Nightwish, Dream evil, drowning pool, dragon force, woodkid, Epica, Green day, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, hoobastank, kid rock, KISS, Kenny Loggins, Bon Jovi, Cascada, Breaking Benjamin, DHT, Bond Classified, Martin O'donell, Mute math, Nickelback, Queen, Nobuo Uematsu, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, the Rolling Stones, Savage Garden, Santana, Skillet, Steve Jablonsky, Story of the year, 30 seconds to mars, three days grace, 3 doors down, the urge, vanessa mae, within temptation, trapt, X-ray Dog, Toby mac, Tyler Bates, Shiro Sagisu, Twisted Sister, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Annie Lennox, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Shania Twain, Avenged seven fold, Bach, Avril Lavigne, Belinda Carlisle, Cobra Starship, cold play, creed, Daft Punk, Dead by April, Blind Guardian, Diana King, Egypt central, Electrasy, Escala, Evanescence, Frickin A, Gavin Rossdale, Globus, Audiomachine, Two steps from hell, future world music, Immediate music, Good Charlotte, Hadouken!, Groove Coverage, Hellogoodbye, Incubus, Ivor Biggun, J. Geils band, Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Lopez, Jordin sparks, Kamelot, Kawai Kenji, Kevin Rudolf, Lebo M, Lesiem, Life House, Lenny Kravitz, Little boots, newsboys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mandy Moore, Merv Griffin, Michael Jackson, Owl city, Phil Collins, placebo, powerman 5000, puddle of mudd, Epic Score, Rodney Carrington, S club 7, Satori Negishi, See-Saw, Sick puppies, Sir Mix A Lot, Smash Mouth, Sonata Arctica, SR-71, Static-X, Starship, T.M. Revolution, Taylor Swift, Third eye blind, Tinchy Stryder, Trust Company, Utada Hikaru, Venga boys, the Veronicas, the Verve, Voltaire, Will Smith, Yuna Ito, George Thorogood & the Destroyers, Brand X Music, and many more...

Favorite Comedians: Carlos Mencia, Jeff Foxworthy, Jeff Dunham, Richard Pryor, Ron White, Bill Engvall, Robin Williams, Adam Sandler, Ralphie May, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Larry the cable guy, and George Carlin(may Satan rest his soul)

Favorite Games: Armored Core, Final Fantasy, Mech Warrior, Devil May Cry, The Legend of Dragoon, Tiny Tank, Black, Red Faction, Kill Zone, Halo, Command & Conquer, Omega Boost, Twisted metal, Ace Combat, Front Mission, Max Payne, Xenosaga, Zone of the Enders, and Gungriffon Blaze.

Favorite Movies: The Punisher, Little Nicky, The Waterboy, 50 first dates, Billy Madison, Tron, Watchmen, Sin City, Kung-fu Panda, Selena, Inglorious Bastards, The Boondock Saints, V for Vendetta, Matrix Trilogy, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars, Christopher Nolan Batman Trilogy, Predator series, Alien series, Pirates of the caribbean series, shoot em up, Gran Torino, Ironman, Starship Troopers, Hellboy, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, and 300

Favorite TV Shows: Stargate SG-1 and all its continuations, Battlestar Galactica 2007, Mythbusters, Dirty jobs, Dexter, The World's Dumbest, AFV, and most aeverything on all the documentary channels.

Favorite Anime: most of the Gundam Franchise, Code Geass, Transformers, Crest/banner of the stars, Full Metal Panic, Fullmetal Alchemist, NGE and Rebuild is pretty amazing too, Heroic age, Colorful, The Tenchi Muyo Meta-verse, Big-O, One Piece -filler, Naruto -filler, Bleach -filler, Ghost in the shell and its sequels, Robotech/Macross universe, Gankutsuou: the Count of Monte Cristo, FLCL, Giant Robo, Voltron, Thunder Cats, Mai-hime, RahXephon, S Cry Ed, Trinity Blood, Vandread, Cowboy Bebop, Wolf's Rain, Basilisk, Eureka 7, Gasaraki, Zero no Tsukaima, Gurren Lagann, Soul taker, Karas, Yu-Yu Hakusho, And Various Harem Animes which I honestly watched solely for the fan service.

Favorite Manga: Claymore, Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Rosario Vampire, DearS, SCryEd, Black Cat, To Love Ru, Kurohime

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto with almost any girl his age but especially Hinata and a female Haku

Bleach: Ichigo and Orihime mainly but afew others are fun too

One piece: while practically nonexistent in the plot I still like the Luffy/Boa thing

To Love-ru: Rito and Momo regardless of the boys feelings he's had the most action on this front and it's fun to see Momo toy with him.

Black Cat: Train and Eve, ignoring Eve's Electra complex for Sven

Gundam Seed: Kira with Flay or Cagalli because he needs a woman with more testosterone than he has.

Code Geass: Lelouch and C2, because I loved the chemistry and promises between these two during the series so much.

Gundam Wing: Heero and Relena

Rosario Vampire: Tsukune and Inner Moka is good but Kurumu has really tugged at my heart strings over the course of the series so I hope for a happy ending for her even if she's probably dead now. edit: still alive!

Zero No Tsukaima: Even if Louise and Saito is the canon pairing I personally like Tiffania and Henrietta better.

(The following was copied from a post by Kid-Fox)

The administrators as of June 4th are going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

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