NOTE: A LOT OF THIS WILL BE OUT OF DATE! KEEP THAT IN MIND!

hi everyone i have no idea whos going to be reading this but whatever!!!!!!

well first things first im a guy ( ugh why must these u's look so much like a's)

i am writing one story at the moment and its(duh!) abt warriors! it'a my first fanfic and it will eventually become a series if you want to read it just scroll down and your bound to find it.

If you feel you must know what books i read( i hope you arent too interested cause if you start stalking me ill be freaked out) so here they are:

contestant 1: The Rangers Apprentice series really good but the next book isnt out till summer :(

contestant 2: Warriors no crap i like warriors if you dont know that already get off my profile right know cause that means your just an idiot!!!!!!! ( yes i can be mean )

contestant 3: Harry Potter who doesnt like harry potter if you dont and PM me saying you hate it i will kill you :) ( just kidding)

contestant 4: The Crispin trilogy i like it alot but the third book isnt out just yet( very gruesome reader discretion is advised:)

contetant 5: Peter and the Starcatchers, and its sequel Peter and the Shadow Thieves I love these books but some of Dave Barrys other titles r disturbing their all about sex and stuff its creepy what is he a pervert?! (no offense to dave but its kinda strange)

and lots of other stuff i could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on but i dont feel like it so whatever.

VIOLIN is better than CELLO and every other instrument except piano.

RED SOX are better than YANKEES

I'M smarter than YOU

KNITTING is better than CROCHETING

SOCCER is better than BASKETBALL

MY DOGS are cuter than YOUR DOGS

READING is better than WATCHING TV

LOL i adore this it is from One Day by RosetailsLoyalty:

I pledge my money

To the peppermint hot cocoa
Of the Starbucks chain in the forest

And to the mocha

For which it stands

One Clan

Under coffee

Indivisible

With lattes and frappuccinos for all

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Breeze94, Brambleclaws Babe, LunarClaw

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

Whos the last person u talked to and what did u say??

My friend and she keeps laughing hystericly abt the movie bhetoveens 4th what's so

funny abt it anyway!?!?!?!?!?!

Where are you?

I dont wanna tell you ull start stalking me!!!! and even a caveman could guess where I am right now.

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

Up: the ceiling, no I saw Michael Jackson GO AWAY YOU HOBO!!!!

Back: my sister, no its a 3 eyed 4 legged 6 arm creature with lots of fangs and bat wings.

Whats the last thing you ate?

A cornbread muffin yummy I want more!!!!!!

What's your personality like?

OK, if this survey is a guy and wants to go out with me im not telling it!!! But its a survey what could go wrong? Im loud as loud can be im awesome,im funny, im afraid of Michael Jackson(who isnt)

Whats the last thing you thought.

Do monkeys have poop wars cause they through their poop around a lot.lol jk

You have a million dollars what do you do?

Melt all the ice skating rinks in the world forbid people from buying any ice skates destroy every last pair of ice skates in the world go to Athens buy a grand piano and get brand new fencing equipment. and buy a big house who wouldnt?

What are you eating / drinking right now?

nothing, no, im not anerexic!!!!!

What are you thinking of right now?

An answer for this question hey i found one im soooo smart!

Find a globe spin it what does it say

djibouti lol jk i dont have a globe this is just my favorite country besides greece

Find a book turn to page 56 line 18 word 6 what does it say

eyes

What can you hear right now

my sister IMing

Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself

ME: HI Anna (annas my sister) Anna: go kill yourself bastard. ( wow how nice I think somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening!!!)

turn on the tv what show is on

something abt noahs ark

stand up spin around 3 times stop open your eyes what do you see

A snow globe then i see the ceiling cause i fell down ouch!

If u could be anyone from warriors who would you be

Cloudtail as a kit cause hes HYPER!!!!!!!!

Whats the last thing that happened when u were typing on this computer?

Something from dell support came up booooooring

Find the third letter of all your answers what does it spell?

fotoimltaieshmnomt

wow thats wierd

Stories i plan to write:

(my first harry potter fic DONT U DARE STEAL THE IDEA!!!) The Mysterious Gentleman (series abt dumbys past starting from first year at Hogwarts)

MANY MANY MANY more things when 7th book comes out!! YAY DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah i like getting PMs so send me PM's like theres no tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( i dont really mean that but i do like getting PM's!) NOTE: Icyeh is the biggest homosexual ass hole i have ever heard of lol its true go to 15 ways to annoy firestar ( its under my favorites) and look for long comments from Icyeh and youll see what i mean. waaa story ot taken down D: but still hes a bitch:D

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

BUNNY ROCKS(and dont copy/paste this part i just wrote it!!!)

Dearest,

I have hacked you. Wow, this profile is old. Look at all the grammar mistakes and middle school fails at sarcasm. You were such a little shit back then (still are too...) ANYWAYS. My work here is done.
Much love from your bestest friend ever