WARNING: Might be slightly insane and random.

Hi! My name is Nyra. I live in a TARDIS and am 18. I'm also a Christian.

I also am obsessed with Doctor Who. Well at least I think about it everyday and I'm pretty sure that means I'm obsessed. I mean there are so many words that if I heard them I would think 'Doctor Who', here are just a few.

Doctor, Rose, Martha, Donna, Spaceman, TARDIS, Jack, Jackie, Mickey, BBC, SCIFI, David, Tennant, Billie, Pipper, Barty Crouch Jr., Cathrine, Tate, Cardiff, London, England, Tea, Sonic, Screwdriver, Lazer, Russell T. Davies, Freema, Noel, John Smith, Chameleon, circuit, Blue, Police, Box, Phone, Booth, tecno, babble, Dimension, Alternate, Captian, Torchwood, Christopher, Eccleston, Bad Wolf, Rising Storm, Sopfia Myles, Tish, Leo, Master, Cassandra, Charles Dickens, Harriet Jones, Adam, Pete Tyler, regenerated, Sarah Jane Smith, K9, Luke Smith, Mr. Smith, Madame de Pompadour, Queen Elizabeth, Olympics, Earthgirl, Astrid, Titanic, Partners in Crime, Sonic Pen, Sleek, Noble, Pompeii, Lucius, Rome, Doctordonna, Undefeated, General Stal, Jones, Clone, Jenny, Hath, Genocide, Agatha Christie, Cyanide, The Library, Count the Shadows, River, Song, Archeologist, Midnight, Sky, Hostess, Shadow, Proclamation, and Converse.

Gender- Female

Music- Country, Rock, Rap, Christen, Hip Hop, and Weird Al. (Yes he gets his own category.)

Books- The Warrior Series, The Harry Potter Series, The Animorphs Series, and The Twilight Series.

Movies- Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Harry Potter, Van Helsing, Robin Hood:Men in Tights, and Eragon.

TV Shows- Criminal Minds, NCIS, CSI:Miami, CSI:New York, CSI, Heroes, Moonlight, Numb3rs, and Doctor Who

Favorite Book Pairings- Harry/Severus, Harry/Lucius (only a couple of them), Rachel/Tobias, Jake/Cassie, Bella/Edward, and any of the Cullan couples.

Favorite Movie Pairings- Aragon/Legolos, Logan/Rouge, Angel/Logan, Angel/Rouge, Van Helsing/Anna, Eragon/Arya.

Favorite TV Show Parings- Aaron/Spencer, Jason/Spencer, Spencer/Jeniffer, Leroy/Anthony, Horatio/Marisol, Ryan/Eric, Danny/Lindsey, Mac/Peyton, Gil/Sara, Greg/David H., Greg/Nick, Claire/Peter, Peter/Nathan, Mick/Me, Mick/Beth, Josef/Beth, Josef/Mick, Doctor/Rose, New Doctor/Rose.

Anime/Manga- Inuyasha, Naruto, and Death Note

Hobbies- I collect quotes and stuffed animals.

Favorite Colors- Red and Black.

Favorite Animal- Lion

Favorite Candy- Mounds dark chocolate and Reese's Peanut butter cups

Favorite Actors- Scott Cohen, Matthew Gray Gubler, Thomas Gibson, Hugh Jackman, David Krumholtz, Alex O'Loughlin, Mandy Patinkin, David Caruso, and David Tennant.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...

...If you've already abandoned all hope, please disregard this notice.

Quotes

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."
- Oscar Wilde

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

They say the grass is always greener on the other side... what if they just have a better sprinkler system?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

You cannot love a thing without wanting to fight for it.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental , and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related effciency.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Seen on a sign on a fence "Don't cross this field unless you can do it in 9.8 seconds, the bull can do it in 10.0."

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world question how you did it."

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

There are two things that are infinite; human stupidity and the universe, where I'm not sure about the last one. Einstein

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Einstein

Live everyday like it was your last, and eventually you'll be right.

I have the answer in my head. i just haven’t found it yet

Insanity runs in my family.. in fact, it practically gallops.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree

...I shall die as I have lived:

Completely surrounded by morons.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Nyra Lion,

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If your part of five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add you name to the list. AmineKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obssessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsofiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, moodiful819, penginyasha, therichnobody, Mooncry, lagoonalily, friar jerome, Nyra Lion,

If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, That Bloody Demon, hadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, DogStar'n'LionHeart,MilyMB,Truth Be Told 13, Nyra Lion,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes, SilverDrama, Truth Be Told 13, Nyra Lion,

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever pushed on a door that very clearly says PULL, put this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2007 if:

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a
screen name or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, then copy this onto your profile!

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

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If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

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If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile and add your signature, Shakespeare's Lemomnade,Nyra Lion,

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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

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If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you know that people are not basically good, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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~HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!~
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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D

If you are in love with Teddy Lupin, please paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

You have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my (smiley08's) symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o ) (Please copy and paste this, we may not be able to stop racism fully, but we can spread the word of how bad it is, so go on, copy and paste, what is there to lose, hmmm??)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, plungers-rock-my-socks, bookworm2011, Shakespeare's Lemonade, Nyra Lion,

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

3 nails + 1 cross = 4givin

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
he told his friends that it was cool
and when he pulled the trigger back
it shot with a great crack
mummy i was a good girl
i did what i was told
i went to school, i got straight A's, i even got the gold
but mummy when i went to school that day, i never said goodbye
i'm sorry mummy i had to go, but mummy please don't cry
when Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
and all because he got the gun from his older brother
mummy please tell daddy that i love him very much
and please tell chris, my boyfriend, it wasn't just a crush
and tell my little sister that she is the only one now
and tell my dear sweet grandmother that i'll be waiting for her now
and tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
mummy i'm not the first i'm not better then the rest
mummy tell my teachers i won't show up for class
and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
mummy warn the others, mummy i left without a kiss
and mummy tell the docters i know they really did try
i think i even saw a docter trying not to cry
mummy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
but mummy please remmember i'm in heaven with the rest
mummy i ran as fast as i could when i heard that crack
mummy listen to me if you would
i wanted to go to college
i wanted to try things that were new
i guess i'm not going with daddy
on that trip to the new zoo
i wanted to get married
i wanted to have a kid
i wanted to be an actress
mummy i wanted to live
but mummy i must go now
the time is getting late
mummy tell my chris
i'm sorry but i had to chancel the date
i love you mommy i always have
i know you know it's true
mummy all i wanted to say is "mummy i love you"
in memory of the columbien students that were lost
please if you would
pass this around
i'd be happy if you could
don't smash this to the ground
if you pass this on
maybe people will cry
just keep this in heart
for the people who didn't get to say "goodbye"
now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(please just copy and paste this onto your site and show that you care)