Fav Quotes:

"You look like a pessimist. You know, like a glass-half-empty kind of guy." "I'm a logic guy. I recognize you need a smaller glass." - Ensnared, Hazeljv

" It's about time you got here, I thought you were ahead of us" -Ed "It takes time to walk on the bottom of the river then climb up a ship twenty five times brother" - AL - City of Demons, OhJay

"How do I look?" - Alex "Honestly? Like death... except far cuter."- Tom, Perfectly Normal, ObsessivelyOdd

"And, y'know, you're only ten years older than I am, it's not like it matters. It hardly shows. And it just means you'll be dead before I am, and I'm OK with that." - Alex, Security, amitai

" This is Alex Rider."- Ziwa "The slut of the espionage world," Alex added, sort of unhelpfully. A Day at the Office, Smoochynose

"I don't have a deathwish."- Fox "Mmm hmm. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions."- Alex, Coincidences, SamayouTamashi

"Children. Children everywhere. Crying, screaming children with sticky fingers and snotty noses. It was like a scene from a horror film" - Wolf, Whirlwind,randomfluff

"i'm not wishing we will work out, i just wish something would" - anonymous

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. - It's A Bonsai Tree

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, that's not entirely true; the guns definitely help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. - It's A Bonsai Tree

Death is God's way of saying, 'You're fired!' with no second chance. Suicide is humanity's way of saying, 'You can't fire me! I quit! - It's A Bonsai Tree

"We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!" - It's A Bonsai Tree

"Alex I'm not giving you his address just so that you can find him and join him in world destruction." - Jones "You think so highly of me, I'm just thinking of country destruction right now." - Alex, xwerewolfgirlx

He'd thought he'd be better than all the teenagers who'd hook up with anything attractive. He'd thought he'd want a mind to go with the body - Alex, FireyFreedom

the 'oh-shit-o-meter,' with a scale ranging from the standard 'crap' to the more serious 'HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE') - Shiro, Harry Potter and the God of Death, Nesarna

Slytherin motto hung in their minds. "Admit nothing, deny nothing, make counter-accusations." - The Adventures of Urameshi Aiji, Iron Dragon Maiden

"If I gave a crap, I'd trash him myself. I don't. Leave it." - Kurama, The Best Defence, JoIsBishMyoga

"If the Good Lord had intended us to walk then he wouldn't have invented roller skates." – Willy Wonka

"Business is full of brilliant men who started out with a spurt and lacked the stamina to finish. Their places were taken by patient and unshowy plodders who never knew when to quit." - J. R. Todd

"For those of us who aren't as quick to grasp the current light bulb that has sprung into existence above one's head, could you please allow us a method as to catch the elusive bulb," - Hikaru, Harry Potter and the Legend of the Sorcerers, Kasumi Hoshi Nishida

"My middle name is diplomacy," he said, "along with subtlety, conniving, and luck." - Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, SamayouTamashi

"And what shall we pray for those who have lost, Not sight of the goal, But sight of the cost? Many a finish, Many an end, For enemy for lover, For betrayer, for friend." - A Cleansing Touch, Sin Maxwell and Co

'Where's the Thread that binds me? The Voice that calls me back? Where's the Love that finds me? And what's the Root I lack?' -Song of the Wanderer

Voldemort had woken up that morning and decided it was a good morning to take over the world. - Aisling-Siobhan

It's not 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do', it's 'When in Rome—prepare to spy on the Italians.' - TomC

"Gun fights are nowhere near as tick-tock as they are portrayed in films. The whole 'you shoot at them while they hide, then they shoot at you while you hide' thing doesn't happen.

Real gun fights are more like keep shooting at the bloody bastards who keep shooting at you until said bastards aren't shooting at you any more, and if you've got any explosives, even better." - Tourniquet, Aibhionne

Rahkesh managed to stay far away from his friend's political maneuvering and concentrated on his studies, and trying to guess where the world was headed. Mostly downhill. - A Second Chance at Life, Miranda Flairgold

"I'm more worried about what will happen if they write laws against all magical beings." Rahkesh said, attracting the attention of the surrounding tables, "because that would include the elves."

There was a very long silence around the table, and those sitting nearby.

"Looks like the mortals here in Akren might wind up the last of their species." Justin said finally, "sucks to be you." - A Second Chance at Life, Miranda Flairgold

I'm a captain of the fourteenth squad, and because of our skills and power my division is usually deployed to the FUBAR missions, where the situation is Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. - Ichigo, Shadow's Embrace, Flames of Nocturne

Izumo shot him Patented Look of Laidback Annoyance Number 5: I Question Your Intelligence Sometimes. - Set the Skies Ablaze, cywscross

The boys started edging threatening towards the pools edge where the group of girls reside.

"Oh no you don't! we have your girlfriend and mobile phone with us! If you dare try anything we will show show her gay porn using your phone!" cherie threatened, a smirk gracing her face as realization dawn upon the said boyfriend.

His scandalized expression was only accompanied by his girlfriend's eager nods. - SJCGdo

In Kiri, when you were old enough to kill for the village, you were old enough to drink, and if you drank enough to kill your liver or get yourself killed in a prompter manner, you were obviously too dumb to live anyway. Alcohol - assisted gene pool cleansing - How to Win Friends, Influence People, sparrowette

Steel broke and chakra ran low, but good blackmail was forever - How to Win Friends, Influence People, sparrowette

It was Doihara Taiki's fourth day in Konohagakure and he had a theory about his new compatriots. He called it the conservation of shinobi sanity;the more there were shinobi , the less sanity person.- How to Win Friends, Influence People, sparrowette

Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly.

I was conscious only of following my fancies as a butterfly, and was unconscious of my individuality as a man.

Suddenly, I awoke, and there I lay, myself again.

Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. - Chuang Tzu

After all, we're only human— always fighting what we're feeling, hurting 'stead of healing.

After all, we're only human…

Is there any other reason why we stay instead of leaving, after all? -from "Human" by Jon McLaughlin

Fullmetal Alchemist Quotes

"Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosphorus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100g. Sulfur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply."-Edward Elric

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth." -Alphonse Elric

Al: Brother...am I scary?
Ed: Please...you're kindness in a can.

Ling Yao: "Haven't you ever heard the phrase 'if you want to shoot the general, first shoot his horse'?"

Ed: "If you want to shoot the general, you should just SHOOT THE GENERAL!

"The more steps we take forward, the longer we see the path is ahead. -Shou Tucker

Ed: I said get down on the ground!
Russell: What? So we can see eye to eye?

"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams."- Edward Elric

Killed in Action, and promoted two ranks for it. Brigadier General Hughes. You were the guy who was supposed to work below me and to push me to the top. Then you get yourself killed and surpass me in the ranks. I don't know what's more absurd. You or the State. - Roy Mustang

"If you break this arm, theres a girl who's gonna break my neck!" - Edward Elric

"I am the man who has betrayed the ways of God" - Edward Elric

A man who inflicts suffering can not rest. His guilty mind won't allow it. But today I can finally close my eyes to the living nightmare and lay down, knowing that I won't wake again. -Scar

Elder: Even in the darkest of suffering, a man can sleep. But for the man who inflicts the suffering, his mind cannot rest... ever.

Scar: Then from this day forth I'll never sleep again."

If the ways of this world are based on equivalent exchange, as alchemy says, then in order to allow for a new generation to enjoy good fortune, then the price that we must pay is to carry the bodies of the dead across a river of blood."- Riza Hawkeye

"When I, who am called a 'weapon' or a 'monster', fight a real monster, I can fully realize I'm just a human." -Roy Mustang

"The one thing worse than death is to avert your eyes from it. Look straight at the people you kill. Don't take your eyes off them for a second. And don't ever forget them, because I promise that they won't forget you." - Kimblee

"This room reeks of optimism." - Dr Knox

"Open your eyes. 'God' is nothing more than a construct created by man to inspire fear and promote order. If you wish to see me struck down, for all these atrocities, use your own hands to do so, not 'God's'."- Wrath

'Cause we're not gods. We're humans. Tiny, insignificant humans...who couldn't even save a little girl. - Edward Elric

Quotes from Kazuya Minekura (mangaka of Saiyuki series, Wild Adapter..etc)

I dont need to believe in God to believe in myself.Genjo Sanzo

Murder doesn't necessarily mean evil, right? The world being what it is, a lot of people out there deserve to die, don't they? But those who do take it upone themselves to kill others have to be prepared to have others try to kill them as well. And that's what they call the law of Karma, my friends. That's why good or bad, the only ones who are going to be left standing are the ones with the strongest wills to survive. - Genjo Sanzo

Consume wine, don't let the wine consume you. - Genjo Sanzo

A past will chase you if you try to escape from it, but once you confront it, it's just an old memory inside you.

From the time I was born, till the day I die...
The only side I am on, is my own. - Genjyo Sanzo

I don't believe in anyone nor do i believe in God. I just believe in myself. - Genjyo Sanzo

Quotes from CLAMP

“Nothing in this world happens by chance. Everything that happens is nothing more than fate.”

“There are no coincidences in this world. Everything that happens must happen.”

“There is a meaning behind everything that happens. However, there are very few people who understand everything. To search for the meaning behind every event that happens… it’s a daunting task even to imagine it. However, noticing that there is meaning behind everything that happens… that in itself is meaningful. There is a meaning in wondering why.”

Living things are restrained by Chains: The laws of nature, the flow of time, the vessel known as your “body”, and the existence called your mind. The one chain that people can wield: WORDS. - Yuko Ichihara

Instead of regretting what we cannot do, it is better to do what one can. For example, what we do has nothing to do with results and so we must forge forwards. - Yuko Ichihara

No matter how small the problem is, how small the thing is, it will always effect the people around you. - Yuko Ichihara

Our relationship has been formed. No matter how trivial the meeting and the incidents that follow may seem, a relationship is made. Even if it is for a short amount of time, a knot that has been tied does not unravel. It means that during your lifetime, every incident that passes has meaning. The meeting between you and I also has meaning, so remember it. - Yuko Ichihara

Words, once it has left your mouth, it cannot be uncalled. It cannot be nullified. People don’t understand how strongly they’re tied down because of it. But they continue to use that lock. Words are something living and sometimes, it can even tie down a person’s life. - Yuko Ichihara

When one sacrifices oneself to help another, it could actually be painful to the person being helped, especially when that person is of importance to them. - Yuko Ichihara

Often times, people simply deny the existence of what they do not understand, and anyone who tells them otherwise is a liar. What they don’t know stays ‘unexplained’ and they are happy with that. - Yuko Ichihara

The rock, once it starts to roll down the hill, it won't stop. It will keep rolling until the end of the road. - Yuko Ichihara

Sometimes, even when the heart forgets, the body still remembers. - Yuko Ichihara

Everybody relates to others and shares something with them. That's why we can never truly be free.That's what makes us feel joy, sadness and love. - Yuko Ichihara

"There are indefinite things in this world that remain unexplained. No matter how weird it is, mankind will always observe it. It will always be so with mankind. But it is the imagination. But it is the past. People are the world’s strangest creatures.”

“Destiny… refers to an event that would definitely happen. Without it, nothing is possible. From one thing, you see, many other things can be imagined.”

“For everything you desire, you have to pay an equal price in return. You can’t get more nor give more. Can’t be more or less. Must be in balance. Or else, there’ll be mishaps.”

“Whether it is a meeting by chance or a major event, every occurrence will affect the future… because a man’s path of life is not only unstoppable but also never-ending. The smallest thing, the shortest amount of time, the littlest piece of record or memory… the fate that accompanies you will never disappear.”

“Habit… a need to be conscious of it, and if a person does not want to get rid of it, then it cannot be rid off.”

“What is good and what is bad, depends on the person.”

“If you believe so, then it’s decided. If you don’t believe it, then it can be changed.”

“The meaning of the world looks very broad, but it’s actually very narrow.”

“The world even though it’s very small, to those who understand it… is quite large! This world… before you fully understand it, there isn’t only one!”

“When you decide to do something or not to do something, it is a promise to yourself. Hence, the only person who can break that promise is the person who made it. Because no one will be responsible for another’s promise.”

“Even family are still other people. Besides being related by blood, is there any other relation? Aside from yourself, everyone else is considered as other people.”

“Names are very important. Names have power. It doesn’t matter if it’s living or not, once you give it a name, you embodied that person or object with the same amount of power.”

“Motivation and sincerity are needed to achieve one’s goal. To pursue a thing even if the present world is lost. Even when comfort is abandoned, knowing the importance of the thing to be lost and the pain it brings though. Still yearning for it, existing for it. That is true determination.”

“Being a diviner, for the diviner to correctly made interpretations to the divinations. Only the conclusion is to be told to the recipient. Anything else will not be spoken, only what you want is given. Once foreseen, and thus wanting to let others know what has been seen, no matter what. ‘You will become this’ or ‘the future will be like this’, those words… that’s not the way of things. Because divination is a contract!”

“Divination is an ‘exchange’ between the diviner and the recipient of divination.”

“What’s good or bad is determined by man! But, if it does not have anything to do with man, then it doesn’t matter.”

“A storage room is a treasure mountain.”

“Once a rolling rock starts to roll… it’s very hard to stop. The rock won’t stop after it starts to roll. Until the end of the road.”

“Every wish you make, you have to pay the equal amount! There are no such good things.”

“The more you tell a person not to open something, the more that person wants to open it.”

“No one can be an exception… no one can be immune to everything!”

“What do you mean by ‘normally’? Is there any meaning to that? As long as you don’t bother other people, what’s wrong with choosing what ordinary people call abnormal!”

“Language is a complicated thing! It has multiple meanings.”

“The life form… consists of many different kinds of ties. The natural patterns. The flow of time. The shell that is labeled ‘the body’. The soul that is labeled ‘the conscience’. This is the lock that all life forms share. But there is a certain kind of lock that can only be used on humans, is words. Words, once it has left your mouth, it cannot be uncalled. It cannot be nullified. People don’t understand how strongly they’re tied down because of it. But they continue to use that lock. Words are something living and sometimes, it can even tie down a person’s life.”

“Words do not tie down one-self, but they tie down others.”

“If you’ve decided that you can’t do it even before you act, then of course it’ll turn into something impossible!”

“You don’t have to worry about something that hasn’t happened yet. If you want to regret something, wait until you’ve done something to regret!”

“Anyhow, don’t underestimate the accuracy of something that’s been passed down through the generations. Humans are not the only being in this world… there are many creatures that humans are unaware of. Thus sometimes, some humans will meet those creatures and their existence, their thoughts, and the fear is passed on to others… but very few people believe in it. So they can only hide it, like a code, within… stories passed down through the generations: Ancient Traditions!”

“No matter how long ago it was, losing the most important people in your life is still hard to forget. You will still feel lonely.”

“From one perspective, an incident might not mean much. But, from another perspective, that incident might be quite significant. Moreover, when one person suffers an injury, they’ll often feel that whoever caused it should be made to suffer from an even worse injury. Only one who is careless would dismiss the issue as unimportant.”

“Humans are a mystery. What may seem unfortunate to others might give joy to the person who is affected.”

“When one sacrifices oneself to help another, it could actually be painful to the person being helped, especially when that person is of importance to them.”

“If you kill someone, you have to pay the price for that life.”

“The price for taking a life is heavy… it is a crushing weight. So heavy it could even kill a person!”

“You are never completely on your own. No one on earth is. Everyone is tied, and share’s connections with others. That is why humans can never be completely free. It is the reason that humans feel joy and sorrow and also love.”

“Humans create terrible things. Why do they make things that only bring them pain? It’s because they don’t know what’s comfortable anymore. So perhaps they don’t know that they are in pain…”

“The Thing is something… whether you know about it or not, whether you acknowledge it or not, whatever exists, exists. It’s as simple as that!”

“If you wish for something long enough, it will definitely come true eventually.”

“There are limits to what we can do. Instead of regretting what we cannot do… it is better to do anything we can do. Even if what we do does not bring us to our final goal… it brings us that much closer to it.”

“There is only one thing that can be given freely, with no need for compensation and that is hope.”

“Even if all is a dream… with faith, hope, and trust, it can become real.”

“To change yourself… is to change your future.”

“Dreams… are all interconnected.”

“It’s quite difficult to explain… something that only you can see.”

“Often times, people simply deny the existence of what they do not understand, and anyone who tells them otherwise is a liar. What they don’t know stays ‘unexplained’ and they are happy with that.”

“There are two types of dreams. Dreams that you see when you are awake, and dreams that you see when you are asleep. And, in either case, if you desire it strongly enough, it will become reality.”

“If you wish hard enough for something, it will definitely come true.”

“Wishes, you see, it’s true that they will come true if one wishes hard enough, that is the power of people’s wishes. However, if one wishes for the misfortune of others, that misfortune will return to the one making the wish.”

“The one thing that can change a person is meeting another.”

“Everything lives by blending, interconnecting and mutually influencing one another. Even a merely trivial meeting brings about changes of both heart and body.”

“There’s no such thing as an one-sided connection.”

“On the inside, only oneself can change one-self.”

“The hidden world is a dream, like the truth of a night’s memory.”

“There are two memories, memories of the heart and memories of the body. The memories of the heart are important, but the memories of the body are very important as well. Sometimes, even if the heart forgets the body remembers.”

“It’s all right if you don’t understand. Choices are always being made. But, people don’t really notice that.”

“To eat is a very important, and very pleasurable thing… but it can also be very frightening.”

“Even though it is scary to know yourself, to stay ignorant of yourself is much, much more scary.”

“People, you see when they must meet someone. They meet the person they must meet, because everything is inevitable… and parting is the same as well.”

“Food is an expression of the self.”

“Wishing can make dreams come true.”

“There’s no living thing that doesn’t die. No matter how much we wish, people die.”

“There are many strange things in this world. However, no matter how strange or bizarre things are, if there is no one there, if there is no one to see it, an illusion would not be anything unusual. This is because people are the strangest things in this world.”

“There are a great many strange things in the world. But no matter how odd… How incredible something may be… If a human does not touch it… If a human does not see it… If a human is not involved with it… It is simply a phenomenon. Simply a matter that will fade with time. Humans. Mankind. Homo sapiens. Humans are the most profoundly mysterious living things in the world!”

“Every human being thinks different things are right, and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal or not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same – everyone has their own definition of it.”

“Everyone finds happiness differently, but ultimately, happiness is a bargain with yourself. You need two things: action and sincerity. Effort must be rewarded. If you pile hardship upon hardship, overcome difficulty after difficulty and give yourself nothing in return, you violate your contract.”

“Being happy is not a right, but a duty. A duty to yourself. Waiving rights is one thing, but failing in your duty is downright irresponsible.”

“To become happy, you need to pay a fair price. Which means that excessive fortune can only be viewed as a threat. You need to earn that fortune through an appropriate amount of work and struggle.”

“Humans live ultimately run on a balanced budget. If there is good, there is bad, and when bad things happen there must be good things as well.”

“Fundamentally, to be happy you have to bear the burden of an equal amount of misery. To get something good, you have to put up with something bad.”

“It is your duty to accept a measure of happiness equivalent to the actions you have taken. Rejecting it violates your contract with yourself. If you effort is not rewarded, your soul rebels.”

“Even without spirits getting involved, people can cause plenty of strange events on their own. There are all kinds of people you would consider creepy, that are part of mankind, something that dwells within all humans. People always talk about spirits as if they are frightening or evil, but there is nothing as frightening or evil as humans.”

“The belief that you are the protagonist in your own life is a very dependent way of thought. Downright parasitic. It brings with it the preposterous notion that you’re the only one that matters. Even though there are six billion people in the world. And you are only one of them. Even the greatest of them cannot escape that fact.”

“Losing things, losing important things, people you care about dying… that’s just normal, isn’t it? Absurd, isn’t it, that some people simply cannot understand that. Once something is lost… it is too late.”

“Self-centered people prefer to control everything, to organize everything so that they are in charge to try and claim all the credit, and to give up completely if their opinion does not win out. Everyone knows this. But that is not all, quite a lot of people who seem to be quite the opposite – people who think everyone is out to get them, people who think they are causing problems for everyone else, people who doubt themselves, people who deny themselves, people who sacrifice themselves, people who abuse themselves, people who blame themselves – all of these people are also extremely self-centered."

The more we are, the funnier will be. - Himawari Kunogi

There are things than just by talking to them, touching them or getting involved with them bring bad luck to others. Even if it's human... no, because it's human. They exist. - Himawari Kunogi

Once you notice something, you can never return to the time when you did not notice it. - Haruka Doumeki

Once a boy saw a dream. Twirling, twirling, flying, flying. So happy in his freedom. The boy believed himself to be a butterfly. But when he opened his eyes, he was no butterfly, only a mere human. Then he thought to himself: did I just dream I was a butterfly or is this a dream as well? Maybe I am but a dream that is deamed by the butterfly.- Haruka Doumeki

Fav Quotes from Kasumi Hoshi Nishida

"The only thing wrong with reality is the lack of background music."

"I lost faith in reality along time ago. Now I live in my own special place called La-La-Land," - Andrew

"I suppose it can be truthfully said that hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity." - Robert G. Ingersoll

Quotes from Serpentinia Malfoy

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"

Forgive your enemies, is messes with their heads.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horrably wrong.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

Your a great friend. But if zombies are chaseing us, I'm triping you.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

I know who I am... your approval is not needed.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!

When your cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

Bookkbaby 's thoughts on Gay Marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support gay marriage!

Fav Quotes by Tzedek

I told my phsychologist everyone hates me. He said I was being rediculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.

Out of my mind- Back in 5 minutes.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

My mind works like lightning- one brilliant flash and then it's gone.

All those who believe in telekanesis raise my hand.

Speaking of lost- where are we?

Don't follow in my footsteps- I run into walls.

It is not enough to have a good mind- the main thing is to use it well.

Who is wise? He who learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He who governs his passions. Who is rich? He who is content.

Motivation gets you started, focus keeps you going.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

Fav Quotes from Shivera

“This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence”

Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

"Oh, don't worry in the slightest; it's her fault for blending in with the carpet."

“I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.”—Avatar

What?! Oh, do I have something in my teeth? Is my underskirt showing? Alright, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no I didn't chew grass as a child... --Elphaba from Wicked

“Whatever my grievances, Headmaster,” She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. “I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?” She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons. --Had I Known by kalyl silverstorm

“If explosive notes can’t solve all your problems, you aren’t using enough.”

I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Jamie from Mythbusters

“Death Eaters," Lucius said with a hint of amusement. "We're here to kill you." The voice thanked them, wished them a good day and a silver badge dropped down. Dolohov picked it up in wonder and read it aloud. "Death Eaters. Reason for visit: Homicide." -Curse of Fate, Mistress Nika

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.” -The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if your aim is good."

"Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver"

"That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before." -Friend when we were at the Museum trying to act like a tour guide

Hermione, don't poke logic-shaped holes in my reasoning."-- Dear Order, by SilverWolf7007.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

"Boys are like flashlights, some brighter than others, and Ron, well, Ron needed a new battery." –unknown

"Human's are like slinkys. Though they are not useful, it will always make you smile when one tumbles down the stars." –unknown

”You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you”- Unknown

It's the quiet ones you have to watch; they're the ones that grow up and become assassins... and then hunt you down. – profile of, Disgruntled Minion

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - It's just so true!

"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?"

"I hate being called a skank. But I can be a first class bitch." –Reload by Case 13

Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. - War Laws

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. --Mark Helprin

No I WONT go to hell! They have a restraining order against me. – From profile of Death’s Favourite Child

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. --Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"The dangerous predator, the most dangerous of beasts is about to utter its terrifying cry before it attacks." The blond intoned solemnly. "This terrifying, merciless beast’s name is...the fangirl." – Reload by Case13

"My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you."

"Having never been eaten, I wouldn't know."-Sanzo from Saiyuki

Spock isn't going to do anything awesome and then think to himself how kick-ass he is. He's Vulcan, after all. If he found the cure for all diseases, he'd just be kind of like, "It was a logical conclusion based on the information at hand" and the "eat it, bitches" would be communicated through eyebrows alone. – Atlas, authors note

"There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods."- unknown, but sounds like something Sanzo would say

"Actually, Merry is cute in the she-looks-like-a-kitten,-let's-pet-her-'OW-SHE-BIT-ME' kind of way." - Another Day, Another Life by YaoiKitten

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."

“I am currently being plagued by the mental image of Batman, naked except for his mask, standing in the E.R., with an enormous bat sticking out of his ass flapping its wings, saying 'I tripped'. I find it very distracting.” -My Own Iowa by T’Pinto

Anything that cut down on what little privacy they did get deserved to be terminated with extreme prejudice. And then set on fire. -- Entanglements by Vathara

At some unseen signal, the red and gold table burst raucously into song, giving their own mediocre sorting song bawling the ‘virtues’ of idiocy and thoughtlessness while simultaneously managing to slander their mortal enemies (and duels between Gryffindors and Slytherins were quite often mortal). Snape closed his eyes with an expression of long-suffering martyrdom as he prepared for the fallout. As the last out-of-tune note faded away, the Slytherins stood as one and began to sing with saccharine sweet and mocking voices their own version, beginning ominously with the line ‘Slytherins are sexier’ and somehow managing to insult every house in the hall by applying their less-desirable Sorting characteristics to their qualities regarding relationships. –A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard

“…Severus, last year’s graduating class of Slytherins wore badges saying, if I recall correctly, ‘All your dark corners are belong to us.’” -- A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard

The Order of the Pyrotechnic Pigeon

GENjutsu: ability to screw with the MIND. TAIjutsu: ability to screw with the BODY. NINjutsu: ability to screw with REALITY.

Curiosity kill the cat, and staring will kill you.

“There’s no such thing as ‘small, frightened women’. It’s a myth, perpetrated by the angry women who secretly rule the world.”Alan & Charlie, Two and a Half Men

As the urban (and rural) myth declared, if you want to locate a Sanzo, conduct a little casual espionage and find the most attractive young teen in the area. The high-ranking monk is bound to be around.—Through the Stained Glass by Keiran

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

"Cry me a river, build me a bridge, get over it, and I'll set fire to it when you are halfway across,"

“I have far too much blood in my caffeine stream.”-- Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by Seel’vor

They left a great many bewildered townspeople behind them, wondering how a group that seemed to possess such acrimony and disregard for each other could also resembled a well-oiled machine when (and only when) they felt like it. – Ikkou sentences by Blossomwitch

"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking." - Henry Louis Mencken

Groaning, Goku banged his head on the table. Gojyo just sighed. "Okay. Where do we hide the bodies?" –Entanglements by Vathara

"Badgers are awesome," Harry said, finally sitting in his seat, "all hail the badgers."—Rebellion by Tatra Megami

"Oh you know, sealed off my vaults from Dumbles and his lackeys, I need to get me some of those by the way- lackeys not Dumbledore's…" The time-lord gave an exaggerated shudder, but continued once Hermione shot him 'the look'. "Obtained various 'dark' books and artifacts, picked a fight with an inbred blood-purist whose name rhymes with Ralf-oy, pissed of the weasel bees, and snubbed Snivellus when the Order came to escort me to the station- driving him insane as he tried to figure out what I was planning. And ate all the red jelly babies. All in all a very productive period."—Riding the Storm by Snow white Kitsune

"Rule Ninety-Six; acceptable dates to any formal occasion hosted by the Tri-Wizard Tournament do not include those with a surplus of principal parts, any zoophagous entity, or a life-form whose mass exudes that of the hosting space." He looked up to see three identical looks of confusion, "Should Dumbledore wish to host some sort of ball we're not to take anything with extra limbs, any flesh-eating creature, or something that is larger than the Great Hall."--Repercussions of an Unwilling Vanguard by Alziper

"Look, there were two truths that remained true throughout time and space is that no matter where or when you go, one everything dies, though your Captain had to go and jack that up, pun intended. And two librarians are always terrifying."-- Don't you want to be on the good side for once? By You’re out of your Vulcan mind

As Gojyo would put it, Buddha was probably laughing his ass off at Sanzo's badass version of Buddhism.-- Buddhist Virtues by lawless523

"Go, join the cult of thoughtless automatons. Leave me here…alone…unloved… Plotting world domination."-- Riding the Storm by Snow white Kitsune

"I didn't, not at first, but when you look past the homicidal tendencies and the slight predisposition to insanity, he's not so bad."--Memorials are for Dead People by xtiansugar

"I'm thinking we need something more positive, something that makes people want to join up. Not something that makes people think they have to join up, or be eaten by us as they sleep. Well, to be honest, I am guilty of that quite a few times over, but I didn't eat their flesh. And my servants don't eat people. Well, most of them don't. —Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika

"There is something very appealing about seeing you suspended on the wall."—Her Price by mrsmish

"I'm a ninja," Naruto protested. "Normal people can use the door. I, on the other hand, will continue to use the window to access my fourth floor office."-- Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical

“When in doubt, kill it with fire.”-- Flame in the Night by gman391

"It's because I am the coffee god, I could take over the world with my caffeine, I just chose to covertly control torchwood instead."—Stalked by Raeheart

Draco lifted one hand and pointed a finger at his father. "Gryffindor!" he yelled theatrically. It was the worst insult he could think of, and his father seemed to agree, because he looked like he was going to pass out.—If Wishes Were Thestrals by Kamerreon

And God said ‘Let there be fanfic’ and there was (and it was pervy)—Someone’s avatar.

I know where to go, just not how to get there.—Feline and The Bovine by Ayasha Yumi

There are many great truths in this world. What goes up must come down. When you play with fire, you're likely to get burned. And bringing marshmallows to a cremation or execution by burning is just plain rude… and kind of funny. Those are just a few such truths.—Cutting the Deck

"You've reached the Association of Drunken Youth Prodigies, Drunk Youth Prodigy speaking, how may I help you?"—Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed

"I was three, and he was getting in the way of Lord of the Rings. I was being perfectly reasonable when I bit him. It wasn't my fault he started bleeding," —Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed

"Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever."—St Drogo, patron saint of coffee by You’re out of your Vulcan mind

have no wish to kill anyone. A short term crippling will suffice. Slytherin –An avatar

You have each been selected for this mission because you are unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill. Professor Hawkin, John Lesley, Phil Neville, the Wu Tan Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puff Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis. Welcome, to operation mind fuck! –Frankie Boyle

Diamonds are forever but so is a crippling injury."-- Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! By Rorschach’s Blot

They have T-shirts. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived.'(And of course, there's the one who was wearing 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and died' at his funeral. The two events were not directly correlated. His mother was just a bit... odd.)—Ignotism by Silver Pard

No such thing as vampires. Edward Cullen is a fish from space. -- 100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZabellaCookie

"Why do I need to know whether something is a fruit or a vegetable?"—Fevered Freak by charlie1902

My Jesus believes in fweedom, reads gay porn and watches The Daily Show. Which makes him better than yours. –Someone’s avatar

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.—Unknown

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. --Willy Wonka

"Do not be afraid! I come in peace!" She placed both her hands in front of her before she let them fall as she mused out-loud. "Well sometimes I come screaming, but only in falling circumstances." –Makin’ it in the movies: how to become a porn star by Rock Junkie and DikiCat

Stop trying to seduce Kurosaki-taicho. We have given him ample reason not to defect. No matter how many times you show up to battle dressed in go-go boots, a g-string, bunny ears and a smile, he is staying right where he is; even if we have to whore the entire Gotei 13 to him.—Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika

“Granny,” said Esk, in the exasperated and remarkably adult voice children use to berate their wayward elders. “I don’t think you quite understand. I don’t want to hit the ground. It’s never done anything to me.”-Equal Rites by Terry Prachett

"Belgium is a country invented by the British to annoy the French." -Charles de Gaulle

"Let's cut the crap," Santana interjected. "Mr. Hummel, we plan to take complete control of the school. I will assume my natural position as queen of all I survey, with your son as my first lieutenant. After that, world domination is the next logical step. Or possibly a talk show." – An Unholy Alliance by gleefulmusings

"You unholy bastard of an odd-toed ungulate and a psychopath rattlesnake! Bloodsucking gallows-fodder! Catch an inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract and die of diarrheal!" she screamed and charged at him. Many, many years wasted in sake and gambling had gained her little but debts and regrets, but this was at least something; not having to lower herself to unimaginative four letter words. "Traitorous slime mould! Politician!"—Uprooted by Orrunan

"If it's not someone dying, then I don't care." He paused. "Actually, even if someone were dying, I still wouldn't care."—Nirvana

Sherlock had no fear of monsters, not since Miss Amelia had given him a baseball bat, told him open the closet and take a good whack at anything that frightened him. This was good, practical advice that would serve him well through adulthood.—Archenemies by Vash the Humanoid Sunshower

The voices in my head say you have mental problems—Profile of mist shadow

If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids. —The Evil Overlords List

Starscream leaned back until his head landed on Skywarp's shoulder, and he tipped it enough to look up at his bonded. "I hereby forbid you to play with, handle, experiment with, or encourage others to do so, any and all possible explosive and or incendiary compounds, elements, liquids, or devices unless directly ordered to do so by myself or Optimus Prime."—Crackalackicious by Lady Dragon 2

Lestrade is the only one that looks like he saw that coming. Strangely, a lot of people still think John is sane, despite the fact that he willingly shares a flat with Sherlock Holmes and blogs about murders. –Agglomeration by Silver Pard

"Don't be ridiculous, John," Sherlock huffs. "None of the chemicals I'm currently working with will react in any way to dead flesh other than to maybe destroy it. Besides, a zombie consisting of just a head? That's not scary, that's pathetic." –Agglomeration by Silver Pard

"The forces of evil are nigh upon me, my own allies will stab me in the back, and kittens shall never be cute again until the end of time!"—Portends for a Rainy Day by Kantayra

"What do you have against baby ducks?" "They stare at me like they want something," –I can’t believe I chose the mountains by andthenshe

Just because you are a "unique mix of Hollow, Quincy and Awesome" does not mean you may ignore the authority of your legal guardian.—Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika

We honestly did not realize that you had drugged the entire eleventh division, stashed them in Hitsugaya-taicho's oubliette and replaced them all with apes. —Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika

Prowl blinked and backed up, rechecking his options and deciding that sometimes you should forget logic in favor of your instincts for self-preservation.—28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike

“Poor baby,” Loki drawled unsympathetically. “Be nice,” Bruce responded, chuckling again. “No.” –Know Your Jurisdiction by cryptonomicon

If Thor is the Mastiff slobbering all over your face and chocking you with its weight until you can’t do anything but acknowledge it, Loki is the cat who crawls under the covers and bites at your feet until you either cuddle it or –not so- accidentally kick it off, at which point you get scars on your calves.—Wooer Wooed by TerresDeBrume

Loki’s hand deftly snatched the phone. “Hello. I’m the potential trap in question, and I’m currently naked in Tony Stark’s bed. Do you really need to know much more than that?” – Of Liar’s Gifts and Gifted Liars by Like_A_Hurricane

Loki reasoned that he was king at school and that had to count for something. With his word, a reputation could fall into ruins. No one dared cross him. If they did, he made them utterly regret it. That had been his actual campaign platform, “Vote for me or else you will experience torment on a level you have never felt before, plus I promise a better quality of pizza in the cafeteria.” Loki had won by a landslide.—It’s Good To Be The King by lokissoldier

If there is anywhere important you have to get to on foot, you can be sure that it's uphill.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 1

Hold on... train of thought hit a car. –unknown

'STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it –Unknown

I'll have to research the predatory, manipulative, grandiose nature of this behavior, but my first impression is that we're dealing with a complete loon.—Ducky from NCIS

Luck protects fools, small children, and the main protagonist of stories. Exceptions exclude Shakespearean characters, soap opera characters, Urashima Keitaro, Ranma Saotome near any body of water, and Archie Andrews.- Card Captor Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage

"I'm supposed to get you to adulthood ALIVE, not uncorrupted."- Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak

It took longer than he wanted, as Gai and ‘not crazy’ haven’t been on speaking terms for the last ten years.- A Different Perspective by Kage Husha

"This cake is possessed." -What is Right Year One by Emma Lipardi

"Are you aware in the slightest that I kind of want to kill you?" –Truthfully by Salazarfalcon

Dean said something about Cinderella reverting back to her alcoholic house-keeper self by midnight, falling into the pumpkin patch and expecting the mice to offer her a ride home.-- Mistakes, they’re memories made by glovered

He’s convinced that his jeep runs on hope and sarcasm and nothing else A Second Alpha by ali_inthejungle

“No! Bad alpha! No attacking the soft, breakable human! That is, that is just unacceptable, we have been peaceful as fuck! Use your words, violence is not the answer!”—Will of the Weakness by Cheshyr

fav quotes from Raven Of Dark

WHY? SCREW YOU! THAT'S WHY!

REALITY IF FOR PEOPLE WHO LACK IMAGINATION

PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. AND I HATE THEM.

A ROOM WITHOUT BOOKS IS LIKE A BODY WITHOUT A SOUL.

I LOVE MY CAT. MY CAT DOES NOT CARE.

WELL ISN'T THIS THE CHERRY OF CRUELTY ON TOP OF THE SUNDAE OF DESPAIR.

I'M SORRY, I CARE BECAUSE WHY AGAIN?

PRODUCTIVITY IS FOR THE BORING

YOU CAN DAZZLE THE WORLD WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND BAFFLE THEM WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

ANIME: MORE ADDICTING THEN CRACK

HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

I DON'T NEED TO 'GET A LIFE'. I'M A GAMER, I HAVE LOTS OF LIFE!

HSIOW- HOLY SHIT IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY (RIP George Carlin)

YOUR LACK OF PLANNING IS NOT MY EMERGENCY

IF YOU FALL, ILL CATCH YOU...UNLESS IM LAUGHING TOO HARD.

YOU CAN AGREE WITH ME OR YOU CAN BE WRONG.

I KNOW YOUR IN THERE, I CAN HEAR YOU CARING

I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE WITH MY OWN

WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES

YOU THINK KILLING PEOPLE WOULD MAKE THEM LIKE YOU. BUT IT DOESNT, IT JUST MAKES THEM DEAD.

ASK ME ABOUT MY ZOMBIE PLANS.

PICKLES ARE WHAT HAPPENS TO CUCUMBERS WHEN THEIR HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH EVIL.

TACT IS FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WITTY ENOUGH TO BE SARCASTIC

I'LL BE YOUR ALICE IF YOU'LL BE MY MAD HATTER

EDWARD, PLEASE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON. THAT ONLY WORKS FOR JACOB

I FEEL LIKE DESTROYING SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

WRITERS BLOCK: WHEN YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS WONT TALK TO YOU.

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH GORGEOUS, THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD KILL TO SEE YOU FALL.

AND THEN BUFFY STAKED EDWARD, THE END

OH YOU KNOW THE USUAL: PEOPLE TO SEE, DEMONS TO KILL

SODDING, BLIMEY, SHAGGIN', KNICKERS, BOLLACKS...OH GOD...I'M ENGLISH!- SPIKE

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? I FOUND A LIQUOR STORE. AND? I DRANK IT.

WHATEVER IT IS, I DIDN'T DO IT!

FORGET GUN CONTROL, WE NEED IDIOT CONTROL.

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT SAID YOU TRIED.

PART OF THE ART OF BEING A WOMAN IS KNOWING WHEN NOT TO BE TOO MUCH OF A LADY.

NEVER TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY.

UNLESS I'M WRONG...WHICH YOU KNOW, I'M NOT...

YOU USED TO BE MORE...'MUCHIER'. YOU LOST YOUR MUCHNESS.

I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF FLAWS STITCHED TOGETHER WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.

BE WARY OF BORED WRITERS.

'THERES SOME SALT IN MY DUFFLE. MAKE A CIRCLE AND GET INSIDE.' 'INSIDE YOUR DUFFLE BAG?' 'IN THE SALT, YOU IDIOT!'

IF IM IN TROUBLE, CALL PSYCH. IF IM SICK, CALL HANK MED. IF IM DEAD, CALL GIBBS.

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE LAST MINUTE, NOTHING WOULD GET DONE!

I'd like to know who this "Corypheus" is. With a name like that, he's bound to go "mwa-ha-ha" at some point. I just know it.

I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!

fg7dragon 's OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP [JoinTheDarkSide]

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru - Correction. At least you're not Fai.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. You can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an alcohol problem.
75. Everyone who's important, has the birthday April 1st.
76. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-then it's a pairing.
77. Nothing says love than agreeing to be someone's primary life source.
78. When asking the Japanese what a word means, definitions don't matter, you just need Kanji
79. Nothing says love like telling them to live till the day you kill them
80. Nothing says love like placing varius suffixes onto the end of the first four letters of their name
81. Clow Reed’s sole purpose in life was to create objects that could destroy the world and then die with no explanation on why he built them in the first place

TimelessTears version of Cross's story of the origin of Innocence

"Alright, it's like this; back when everything was still new and Father Time still banged Mother Earth on a regular basis, he knocked her up on accident. She was excited 'cause she never had a kid before but he had other plans decided to split town and started doing Sister Moon because she was still hot. Mother Earth was pretty pissed about this and all that negative energy affected her baby. When she gave birth to her deranged child she named him Adam, but in true fashion to teenage rebellion, he changed it to the pimp name Millennium Earl. Bunch of time passed and he got bored. So he started stalking people for fun. He watched them with their families and became jealous at how happy they were. All that teenage angst built up to the point where he decided he'd destroy everything. He created an army of unstoppable machines to help him out. God saw this and wasn't havin' it, so he made Innocence to smack him and his machines back into place. Since then it's been a tug-of-war for everyone involved. The end." - Cross