(Has anyone ever noticed that various things like and _ don't appear in stories anymore? It's really quite annoying when I have those in a document AND THEY DISAPPEAR WHEN I UPLOAD THEM! Goes on warpath)
Hmm. Profile. Well, considering things I think I should mention who I am. To start, I'm a freaking Vampire who will side with Pirates any day of the week. I'm pretty well versed in various animes, especially Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, and the FFVII universe. I mean c'mon, I use Lightning Materia to power my laptop.

Right then. The name is Driretlan Valentine and I'm at your service. I'm trying not to become a henchman who was the victim of an experiment, and I think I'm going to avoid being transformed into a powerful demon, at least for now anyway. Demons are cool though, especially if they can breathe fire.

Shiny thing!

There are many different things that I'd like to share with you all, but for now here is a list.

Common Ailments that Every Hero and Uber Villian Should Know How To Get Around:

-Acidic burns

-The evil laugh of your villain

-The scream of a Fell Beast

-Might as well add the stab of a Morgul blade.

-The wrath of Joshi Uchiha (my favorite Naruto OC )

-Sharingans! (';')_(';') Oh wait... you lose! Ha!

-Dialup modems...