Hi All!

My name's MissAnoni and I've been using FanFiction.com since Twilight came out (the movie)! I also have an online alter called Huff. He's kind of...strange. This is a normal conversation between us:

Huff: Hello

Me: Hello Huff.

Huff: How was you day?

Me: Good, I went on FanFiction. You?

Huff: I made apples, painted some grass, had a tea party on the roof. The usual.

I like Twilight, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl and one of my all time fave books is The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex. Unfortunately it's not that popular but it's great! I also read a really good book recently called World Without End, which was such a good read.

I enjoy writing novels and screenplays as well as reading. I like cooking (especially cupcakes!) and baking. My favourite shows are Doctor Who, The Simpsons, Family Guy and Flight of The Conchords. I like a mixture of songs and artists but I've recently been really enjoying Taylor Swift and Seal.

My favourite movies are similar to my books. I like the Twilight Saga, Harry Potter series, Pixar Films (most recently UP) and a bunch of others!

I saw New Moon! It was amazing! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good! If you haven't seen it yet - GO SEE IT! Really great balance between comedy, romance and hurt/comfort! Amazing work Chris!

If you want to email me, my address is MissAnoni@yahoo.com.au . I'd prefer if you send me a private message, as I'll check it more often.

That's most about me!

Ciao!

~MissAnoni

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet!

I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jelly to a tree!

Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. And a SO.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Music is my boyfriend.

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

I will walk through life with my head up, my back straight...and a bodyguard at my side.

Weird Quiz Thing:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

a little flower?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch

a picture frame.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who series 3

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:34

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:32 YES! Two minutes off!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Squeaking springs and birds. I know. Disturbing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About an hour ago, I was posting something in the mail.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Someones profile.

9. What are you wearing?

Pants and a singlet.

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. When did you last laugh?

About half an hour ago (reading a FanFic)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A wrong way up picture frame (with the pictures in sidewards), a blue crocodile, two 1940 movie advertisements, fairy lights.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Didn't you just read the answer to the previous question?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I think it's the most beautiful, elegant, amazing, intelligent quiz I've ever laid eyes on!

15. What is the last film you saw?

This Is It (the Michael Jackson film)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A laptop.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have no hair at all. Kidding! I make really lame jokes.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd make the sky green and the grass blue, just for something to do.

19. Do you like to dance?

YEAH!!

20. George Bush:

is painting my room.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Nelly or Lily.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hmm...Lando, maybe.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Hello, my name's God, but you can call me Oh Holy Master and I'll be tour guide the evening.

List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order:

1. Bella
2. Demetri
3. Paul
4. Jacob
5. Alice
6. Edward
7. Rosalie
8. Charlie
9. Renesmee
10. Taha Uta
11. Eric
12. Jessica

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Edward/Eric? No way, I think it's illegal (not being gay, just Edward with Eric)

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Jacob? OF COURSE!! Doesn't everyone?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jessica gets Charlie pregnant? EW! Also, impossible. I think the world might explode.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Yep, plenty.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Demetri/Edward? Not really, no.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Alice/Renesmee or Alice/Taha Uta? Alice/Taha Uta. At least they're of an opposite gender.

7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out?

If Rosalie walked in on Demetri and Jessica making out, Demetri would probably die at the hands of Caius after Aro sees what Rosalie saw.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Paul discovered he can travel in time. When he travels back to the very beginnings of the shape-changer magic, will he discover the truth behind the legend?

9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Bella/Charlie? I fervently hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Same, But Different.

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

Hmm... 'I'll be there' by the Jackson Five.

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be?

WARNING: May differ from original story line.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Alice...a while ago. I should read one soon!

14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost?

Nope, Bella wouldn't look. But I don't think Demetri (worlds best tracker) could get lost.

15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9?

What would Paul say if Jacob killed Renesmee? "Dude! You idiot!"

16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?

Jessica: Charlie, you can't do this!

Charlie: Why not! I love Taha Uta!

Jessica: No, you don't. We're in Vegas and you're super drunk.

Taha Uta: Don't mess with things you don't understand pretty. I imprinted on Charlie.

Jessica: Uh...

Taha Uta: Actually, you're kinda pretty, I'm gonna imprint on you instead. Sorry Char-Char.

Charlie: 'S okay, Tahi. I'm in love with someone else anyway.

17. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate (8) 9! Actually, it'd probably be because Rosalie is angry.

QUOTES:

"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?" -Paris Hilton

"Nobody ever suspects the butterfly." -Bart Simpson

"Legos! A sparkly pumpkin!" -Pure Randomness

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." -Spongebob Squarepants

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed eat to that stuff we cook?!)

PONDER THIS!!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "x" stand for a kiss?

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

LINKS AND STUFF

Links for Glacial:

Chapter 1:

Bella's Barbie:

Bella's Phone: