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 Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter. update information Fractured Mind, Broken Soul 39 Things Only FMA Fans Will Understand Fire Ice Hockey please go to LEXIECONEXTREME's profile and view her story AKUMA MATATA - A PARODY. copy and pastes because why the heck not Q&A 1) Have you ever been asked out? yeah. but I said no. 2) Where did you get your default picture? ... I forgot. 3) What's your middle name? june. 4) Your current relationship status? a single mingle not ready to pringle 5) Does your crush like you back? what crush? 6) What is your current mood? tired... 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? black (perv much?) 8) What color shirt are you wearing? green! 9) Missing something? my dignity... my social life... ugh. 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I wouldn't eat that KFC that gave me food poisioning. thanks, KFC. 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? a walrus *.* 12) Ever had a near death experience? once I was riding a horse called Tilly and we were cantering and she spooked and THREW ME INTO A WALL 13) Something you do a lot? aimlessly scross through tumblr. what else? 14) The song stuck in your head? hikaru nara by goosehouse 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? her name is too confusing to type out... 16) Name someone with the same birthday as you? twaimz from YT! 17) When was the last time you cried? once I laughed so hard I cried and fell off my chair. oops. 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? no no no n ononononoooo 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? ooh... it's a tie between alchemy and Danny Phantom's abilities... 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? how good they look when I punch them 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don't go (costa cheers in the background) 22) What's your biggest secret? insert sexual eyebrow wiggle here* 23) Favorite color? blackkk 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? DANNY PHANTOM 25) What are you? a mess 26) Do you speak any other language? meh. my German's alright. 27) What's your favorite smell? iron sulphide. am I weird? 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? boring... 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? roy mustang would not be pleased if I said yes 30) What are you thinking about right now? food 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? the wall when it connected with my toe 33) Do you like working in the yard? do you mean garden? 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? vhasgdyuSGASGFYF 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? I don't like people. so no. 36) What is your natural hair color? brown 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? the wall, again. 31) What should you be doing? socialising with my... do they call it family in the real world? enjoy my fanfictions~ |
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Hollow by CTtheOrangeNinja reviews
AU. Ed has just come home from his first year at college, only to find he's invisible next to his brother, Alphonse, who has cancer. Trying to keep himself from suicide, Ed gets a job at a bookstore. Too bad it also has a café, where the head barista is keen on Ed's personal life. Can the man pull Ed back from the edge before it's too late? Parental!Roy/Ed. It's my story using FMA.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,613 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Hohenheim, Roy M.
Golden Eyes by QuestionablyCapableGhoul reviews
What happens when representatives from Amestris come to Hogwarts during the age of the Marauders? This does. Mustang's a teacher who views his students as minions. The Marauders are curious about the mystery surrounding Ed's past and Amestris. What could go wrong? DISCONTINUED, but is being rewritten under the name The Doer Alone Learneth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,204 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Marauders, Edward E., Roy M.
Distorting Equivalency by Ranowa Hikura reviews
All Ed knows is that he's been kidnapped by a madman. Starring hurt!Ed and protective!Roy; Parental RoyEd. Complete, all epilogues up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,240 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Heist by Quiet Leaf reviews
Roy had caught him. After four endless years of search, Fullmetal, the most notorious thief in all of Amestris, was in military custody. Only he isn't quite what the Flame Alchemist expected . . . AU. No, seriously, it's really AUish. No OCs, and no pairings beyond what is canon or hinted.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Edward E., Roy M.
Truth be Told by alchemicwifi reviews
Demons didn't exist. Well, as far as the human race knew anyway. But finding a teenager who knew nothing about the modern world's language and culture was certainly something to be suspicious about, wasn't it? [RoyEd][Rated M for not-so-human experimentation, blood and gore][Reuploaded]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2016
War Heroes by Akarri reviews
Drawn by rumors of a Philosopher's Stone, Edward travels to North City along with Roy and the soldiers of Eastern Command who plan to compete in the North vs. East Training Exercises. However, Ed and Roy find their lives at risk when they get captured by a rebellion group who aim for the end of all State Alchemists and the entire Amestrian government. Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,570 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 263,388 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Battle Cry by BleedingCoffee reviews
An assassination attempt on Prince Claudio sparks a war with Aerugo. This war, the State Alchemists are sent in first and along with them...the Fullmetal Alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,403 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Edward E., Roy M., Kimbley
Akuma Matata - A Parody by lexieconextreme reviews
This is a parody of Hakuna Matata, based off this fanfiction I read called Fractured Mind, Broken Soul by royalvite. It's FMA, obviously. In the latest chapter, we learn that this OC- Jordan- has a twin brother named Akuma who tortured Ed, and made him blind. BAD AKUMA! Anyway, every time I read this freak's name, I thought of Hakuna Matata. Hence, the parody. T for language. Try?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Edward E., OC - Complete
Archangel by starspot reviews
Quite frankly, Roy Mustang was alright with working with Satan himself if it meant he didn't have to deal with this rotten-to-the-core angel.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 6/11/2016 - [Edward E., Roy M.]
Two DADA Teachers-- Neither Belong by luluhrh reviews
It's Harry's fourth year, and there's a new guy at Hogwarts. . . Edward Elric has the eyes of a werewolf, he says he's a wizard, and he has many odd quirks. Who is he really? The Golden Trio are going to find out. And why are there two Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers? This year's going to be a mess. . . Canon pairings for both! FMA:B! Rated T because of Ed. Love ya! lulu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,048 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Edward E.
Just Keep Running by EndlessStars reviews
Ed wakes up in a van, severely injured and basically mute, with the Colonel next to him wearing a black mask and driving like a madman as bullets rain down on them from behind. And he has no idea how or why he's there. AU Parental!Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fullmetal's Facebook by edmelon reviews
Ed has never heard of this 'Facebook' shit or whatever the hell Mustang's got him signed up for. Seriously, what use has the Fullmetal Alchemist for social networking? Yet here he is with his new account, being forced to discover the joys of the internet. And it seems that half of Amestris has gotten there before him. (And in case you're wondering I do not own Facebook. At all.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Edward E.
Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
To Catch a Killer by Epicocity reviews
AU. When Head Detective Roy Mustang met Forensics Specialist Edward Elric his first thought was that the boy was too young for the profession. But when a police department conspiracy appears he realizes: trust few or trust no one. Edwin, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,090 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
To Hear His Voice Again by FallenHope-Angel reviews
Al was just a suit of armor with a voice. Without his voice he didn't exist, not to his brother anyway. All Ed had was his touch and hearing to know Al survived the Human transmutation. Without his hearing he grew afraid that his brother would just disappear. Ed and Al struggle to cope when Ed goes deaf.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Maes H., Roy M.
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Fooled You by Victorious-Mind reviews
We all know Ed hates milk. So what happens when Alphonse lets that little fact slip to Roy Mustang and his team? CHAOS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
Vocal Problems by Elvira Rayne reviews
Ed loses his voice and has a report to turn in. How will he get by in Roy's office without talking about it? What is Roy to do about it? What if Roy thinks its all a game of charades? Will he lose his patience with him? Read to find out - RoyEd One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The crisis of being a youth by Kressidia reviews
Winry Rockbell is a volunteer at the youth crisis center on her summer break before starting high school. One day she receives a suicide call from a depressed boy named Edward. He then calls every day until he meets her in HS. AU and rating may change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,793 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward E., Winry R.
Of Sugar Highs and Emo Skies by FullMetalCrayon reviews
In which I give a demonstration of my lack of sanity. Complete crack dialogue that features most of the characters, complete with some toasters. C'mon, open me. OPEN MEEEEE I'm a needy little document, aren't I?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Point of Exhaustion by Took-Baggins reviews
Roy never thought he'd be the one to be there when Edward finally pushed himself too far, but when the Fullmetal Alchemist suddenly collapses there's no one else to hold him down until he can stand again. Parental!RoyEd. Second Place Tsubasacon 2008.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Mistakes by Sevlow reviews
We all make mistakes that come back to haunt us. WARNING: Graphic violence, character death
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,688 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Heaven is Lost by Kiyo Crazy reviews
Ed becomes infected with a sickness that no one has ever heard of. Roy blames himself, Havoc blames himself, and with no cure in sight what will be the outcome. The worse possibility. becomes the only solution. [ On Hold ]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
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Ice Hockey reviews
Roy had never been interested in ice hockey before. Nor had he ever been attracted to a male either. But when a particularly short yet extraordinarily talented member in his new school's ice hockey team captures his interest, he finds himself hopelessly lovestruck. What's more, said ice hockey player happens to be in his new classes too... [highschool!AU][modern!AU][RoyEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,637 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Edward E., Roy M.]
Fractured Mind, Broken Soul reviews
"He may be blind, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't get a second chance." Roy, after being sent out on a mission to Briggs, manages to land himself in a whole lot of trouble when he finds a broken, blonde teenager with scars that extended past physical. Now a psycho was on the loose and there was a murderer to catch... [AU][parental!RoyEd][blind!Ed][M for: blood, torture, etc.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,650 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Edward E., Roy M.
Mystery Kid reviews
Harry wasn't entirely sure what Amestris was, but he woke up on the floor of some military headquarters apparantly located in the center of it, surrounded by people who spoke a language different from his own. He had one goal: to find a way home. Fortunately for him, a boy claiming to be Major Edward Elric happens to be more than willing to help him out. [ rated T for Edo's mouth ]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Harry P., Edward E.
Fire reviews
Edward Elric had said he wasn't going to die before the 'Bastard Colonel', but as his challenger stared softly down at the boy, holding his hand over the gaping hole blown through his stomach and trying to quench the bleeding, he realized that he may just lose the bet. [ANGST, CHARACTER DEATH]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Edward E., Roy M.
39 Things Only True FMA Fans Will Understand reviews
We'll all be sitting next to each other at the mental asylum in Hell anyway - do I need to elaborate?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete