Dating Kairi is like an imminent death sentence - comparable only to stage three terminal brain cancer or a mortally wounding gun shot ... to the face. You choose. Kairi X Roxas.

Basically a giant dump of oneshots, all pairings. AkuRoku, RiSo, Zemyx, Cleon, and more! Some stories may be pure smut. Some may be pure fluff.

Two and a half years later, it wasn't supposed to fall apart like this. AxelRoxas AU. Inertia Creeps Sequel.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

I am a Pet. A toy for my Blondie master's filthy games. His blue eyes never falter, watching me, commanding me...and I want to be free, but sometimes I wonder...if I had the chance, could I really leave him? AkuRoku, Ai no Kusabi universe

It was simply that. A not-date. Which managed to frustrate pretty much everyone around them. An Allen/Lavi story. 'Their cabin moved upwards, soon giving them a view of the whole carnival...'

Some things you can't escape from. Akuroku

A series of drabbles focused on Yuan and Forcystus. Varies from fluff to angst.

For the sake of his sister, Roxas sells lives on the street corner, when he's not taking them. Axel wants to make it all disappear, but Roxas left for more reasons than he's willing to admit, and destruction waits just beyond the horizon. Roxas/Axel.

Kanda is a unique genetically altered being - a human/panther hybrid. Refusing to live in slavery, he escapes, only to meet a little human boy with strange silver eyes that just WON'T leave Kanda alone. To be tamed or not to be...

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

High school: a roller coaster of hormones, drama, and teen angst. Who says this year's gonna be any different? AU, co-written with Thingbe.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Like brutal murder and bad porn, the love of your life is burned into your retinas the first time you see her. There's no escaping her. For reals, sometimes all you can do is hold on tight and hope that when she kills you, you'll enjoy it. Larxiné; AU.

Sora's life was going fine until an older version of himself literally falls from the sky bringing news of a horrific future and a mission to turn back the hourglass. Now Sora must fight fate to protect the one he loves. Post KH2 Riku/Sora. Complete!

She's waiting in The Room That Signals The End Of Everything. Waiting for something that is never going to happen but what she hopes will. GMxDMxHP.

He can't admit that he's running, but he can't deny it either. So he calls himself a jetsetter and hopes to someday find resolution...or oblivion. Then Roxas comes back. Roxas/Axel, semi-AU.

What are the chances of sitting beside that ridiculously good-looking guy on that ridiculously long flight? Between him and all of those strange occurrences in town, Bella doesn't know if she'll be able to leave at the end of her exchange. AU.

You don't deserve her. Yet.

Timcampy and Atuda each believe themselves to be better than the other, and their target Allen is stuck dealing with the onslaught of molestation that follows the silent challenge. Chap 197 spoilers!

AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.

The Earl had promised this time would be different; that if God betrayed them again, they would not fail. But, he hadn't counted on Miranda's Innocence intervening and sending Exorcist and Noah alike into the minds of those in the future, either.

This is the story of Bookman and how Lavi became his apprentice. It follows their hardships and adventures together throughout the years until they reach the Black Order. CHAPTER 38 ONLINE.

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.

Alternate-Universe. A lonely boy named Roxas stumbles across the latest national craze and finds that there is a secret behind the game than no one could have guessed. Inspired by Angelic Layer.

...and discovers that blindless does indeed have its downsides. MR2 crack, you have been warned.

For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.

Lavi unexpectedly ends up as Allen's next meal after timing how long his body could last against explicit molestation.

In the seven days leading up to Christmas, Allen receives a present for each and every day. An Allen/Lavi friendship one-shot.

... brought out many secrets, one of which Link knew he definitely wasn't going to forget anytime soon. Voyeurism inside.

Due to his incomparable Bookman memory to remember exact details, Lavi's reincarnated self remembers nearly every adventure he's embarked on as an Exorcist, yet his comrades don't remember a thing. Well, that's certianly a problem. :: Laven future-set AU

Everyone's had a little trauma. They've just had a little more. AU, AkuRoku, Zemyx.

Sweet Mother of Hyne, did that man look sexy in red spandex. AkuRoku.Superheros.

Lavi desperately needs to forget the death of a Finder. He's a Bookman's Apprentice, an Exorcist...and just another teenage boy. An Allen/Lavi story.

When Sora disappears from the islands one evening, Riku goes with Tidus on a long journey to find him. -Implied slash, character death-

Let me tell you how we began to die. Phase VII, Waning Gibbous: Tyki Mikk died on a full moon night. An Allen/Tyki story for Poker Pair Week.

Most likely fact - Marie and Miranda. Opinion - Allen and Kanda, Kanda and Lavi, Lavi and Lenalee, Lenalee and Allen? The Order is not above gossiping. Join them in their talk. A light Allen/Lavi oneshot.

She always thought she knew who to trust, and care for, and what was right, even if those feelings were false. But she was dead wrong, and unlike her emotions, that was no lie. .:. Namine-centric drabble. hinted pairings listed inside.

A year after returning from overseas, Axel moves cross-country with Demyx to stay with his ex, Roxas. Any hovering chance that they might get back together, however, is dismissed with the appearance of a certain alluring redhead on the scene... AkuNo

A collection of LinkxAllenxLink drabbles/oneshots. Chapter 5: Shaking Things Up. Allen thinks his relationship with Link needs some spicing up. Mentions of sex but not actually M.

Axel hadn't been home in years. Now, for the first time...

Being with Fang is like flying; and Iggy wouldn't trade it for all the world. FangIggy

Putting trust in a hero is such a risk. He's either set them free, or lost any chance he ever had. -canonverse, implied AkuRoku and SoKai-

As far as he knew, they were called day lilies because that's how long they lived.

Iggy can't see. But Fang helps him remember that that's okay, sometimes. FangIggy.

One-shot. "I really can't believe you talked me into this." It's Ginny's first time doing a howler. Harry ropes in Ron and Hermione to help sabotage it, and end up reminiscing instead.

One-shot. '"When did you stop walking?"' It's hard to fight your enemies, harder to fight your friends, but hardest to fight yourself. The fourteenth wants Allen, and it won't take no for an answer. Major character death. Angst. Blood.

Roxas likes Naminé. Axel wants to help Roxas get the girl. But when Roxas finally is able to get Naminé's attention with the help of Axel, he finds himself crushing on the redhead as well! Oh, crap. AU. High school, somewhat crack-ish. AkuRoku. Hiatus.

Krory and Miranda are on a mission and have to share a bed. Will Krory be able to resist his desire for her, or will he give into temptation and ruin their relationship? Krory/Miranda, Rated M!

Allen's tutor brought pumpkin pie to their first meeting, he was bound to fall in love. Link/Allen, Modern day AU.

His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.

One-shot. '“Come on Dad, he's not that bad,” James muttered. “He's kind of quirky, actually...”' Harry and Draco knew all too well how life screwed you over; the latest was their sons becoming best friends.

Roxas wakes up in the hospital, the last five months a blank. He doesn't know why he’s suddenly living in another city, how he got the job of his dreams, and just who does this guy think he is, anyway? His boyfriend? Yeah, right... AkuRoku

Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009

AU Lavi/Allen. "Even if we’re two years apart, I still love you." Based on the film: The Lake House. Chapter Two finally online!

If they were normal humans, Roxas figures, they would know what these things were and what to call them. They aren't, and they don't, but they can probably be content with not knowing, anyway. --Axel/Roxas

My first submission for Laven week is a 50-sentence collection based off of the LiveJournal challenges; go figure..:.50 words expressing 50 instances in which Allen and Lavi come together and find love in the strangest of places: in one another. rated T.

Axel is a priest searching for the truth beyond the myth... and discovers what he was never expecting. Chaptered, based on Nijuuni's picture of the same title. Also her kiriban fic ;

A 31 sentence drabble on AllenXRoad... or is it RoadXAllen?

The things Sora does for Riku... Riku/Sora, M

Roxas had but one choice if he were to save his country...trick King Axel into marrying him. Birthday AkuRoku for illbewaiting.

RS Soracentric Sora has wanted to befriend Riku for years, but when they become teammates in High School Blitzball, Sora finds that gaining Riku’s friendship isn’t exactly simple, and life in High School can just be downright confusing…

The redhead twins are back for another birthday surprise... -YAOI-

Riku is one glass shy of hammered and desperately in love with the girl on the other side of the bar. There's just one problem. Riku isn't sure what that one problem is, but figures that it's probably Tidus's fault. Riku/Sora

He was afraid of the sea. I was afraid of losing him. But we both conquered our fears, so I can smile at him when we meet on the beach at sunset. -AkuRoku-

Ron and Draco have been trapped by the rogue Room of Requirement, and there's only one way to get out. Crack, oneshot.

I whispered in your ear, and then you couldn't control yourself. -YAOI-

LaviAllen. 100 stories about Allen and Lavi for the 100Themes challenge. Chapter 37: Lavi says Allen’s eyes are beautiful. Allen thinks Lavi’s eyes are different.

One-shot. 'Feeling rather panicky, he did the only thing he could think of to shut Link up – he kissed him again. In retrospect, not the brightest thing to do.' A hunt for warmth turns into much more when morning light comes. Whoops. Allen/Link.

How do you comfort someone who's lost all they've ever known? Allen/Lavi.

Axel, a college professor, didn't believe in love at first sight. In fact, he hardly believed in love. But all it ever takes to loosen beliefs like that up is the right person. In this case, a certain blue eyed student.

A centuries-old curse. A lonely King. A chosen sacrifice. When fate spins death, only the heart given in love can save them, bringing them through the shadow. AkuRoku

Curse-free, Rin just can't avoid conflict. So she just can't help getting into trouble when she hears a street-side preacher telling her to repent or face the terrors of hell. After all, she knows what hell is better than anyone.

Physical wounds scar, but emotional wounds never seem to heal. Lavi/Allen.

He was looking without trying to look like he was. I would know, I do it all the time. Lavi/Allen

Everyone /feels/ different at some time or another, and in a way, that makes us all the same. ...RenoAx's nobody ficlet, canon based...

AU: "I cried, never gonna hold the hand of another guy. Too young, for him they told her, waiting for the love of a traveling soldier." LaviLenalee. Chapter 3 FINALLY up.

In which Sora and Riku have a conversation about Nobodies, Other Halves, and Second Chances. Oh, and relearn the laws of gravity. SoRiku, for Lex.

God, Vince, if only you knew what you do to me. -YAOI-

What happened to the Plan? What happened to US? AkuRoku, canonverse, slightly dark.

It was not a superiority complex; it was envy. Harry just didn’t know that.

He didn't know how poisonous Roxas could really be - especially because he was simply lying dormant in bed, charmed by Axel's pretty words. Roxel.

Fairy tales often end in happy ever after and weddings. It's not his fairy tale, and he's not happy, but there is a wedding. -flash fiction; SoKai, canonverse, guilt and Riku

Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.

Oneshot. Zelloyd. Nope, can't get enough of these. Zelos and his strange love of watching Lloyd sleep.

Lloyd needs their nightly routine, almost as much as Zelos. Lloyd/Zelos.

One smile can change everything... Zelos/Lloyd.

Oneshot. Zelloyd. There is actually a reason as to why Sebastian calls Lloyd "Sir Bud," and it's not because he's forgetful.

In which Zelos demonstrates the extent of his generosity. Lloyd/Zelos

Lloyd realizes that the night isn't as dark as it appears. Lloyd/Zelos

A little exploration into the essence of a Nobody.

RSR Riku really wonders at how Sora's brain works sometimes...

It would be nice if, for once, they could all have normal dates on a romantic holiday. Axel/Roxas, fusion with Weiss Kreuz.

Post-Game. Lloyd and Zelos are well into their journey for exspheres—but Zelos has been having some peculiar thoughts about his brunette companion lately. Maybe the suns been getting to him. Zelloyd.

A visitation, guided by fate. Fluffy AkuRoku in one chapter. For Meleiyu - Happy Birthday!

Being in love, Cloud discovered, made you do crazy things. In his defense, they aren't his fault. CLOUDxRIKU. ONESHOT.

It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas

In other words, a narrative mode in which the reader experiences the story through the senses and thoughts of just one character. Roxas/Sora with Riku watching

In the end, the only lies between them are the ones they tell themselves. Roxel, For Zheyne.

CloudxRiku. There's more than one side to every story.

When a friend is in need of advice, how much of their story are you willing to listen to? Sequel to "Latent Heat." Lavi/Lenalee and Kanda/Allen.

KandaLavi. "You...stabbed me, Yuu...chan..." Yuu Kanda has always been in control, but the day he loses that equilibrium, he makes the biggest mistake of his life. Last chapter posted!

Of course, Roxas doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body. You can imagine how this is going to go.

Harry hasn't been the same since his parent's death, retreating into an intricate delusion -- but Petunia visits him every month, desperate that one day he'll recognize her.

Hidden desires don't stay hidden for very long. Lavi/Lenalee, Kanda/Allen.

Ten things about Dudley Dursley that no one ever found out

Sora always wondered what it was about hockey. Sora/Riku. Drabble-esque.

Based on Nijuuni's picture on dA. In gangland Vegas, a man is on his knees with a gun inside his mouth, someone else's finger on the trigger, accused of lies. The big question is: what was he lying about? AkuRoku

One-shot. Sometimes the journey is just as important as the destination. Zelloyd.

Harry has to stay after class for a little detention, but this time, he may just enjoy the detention...

AkuRoku Day giftfic for Decorinne. After falling down a hole, meeting an enigmatic cat-boy, and struggling hard to stay, you know, *alive*, Axel's starting to get kind of fed up with this forest. Weird-ass oneshot in two parts.

Nakahara/Kojima. Ten years later.

He shivered. He trembled. The fire spreading through his body was burning strongly, but not enough. It just wasn't hot enough.

Please don't strip my mind...Leave something behind..." Lavi does not want to be erased. One-shot, Lavi-centric. Spoilers through chapter 163.

Dissociative identity disorder: a seven-year old Lavi's mind explored. Companion piece to Bookman, set during chapter 21. Can be read independently, if you're up to it.

Silence can be so loud. Marie-centric.

Fred and George need to test their new line of products, but both their potential test subjects walked out on them. No matter. They'll do what they have to do to; it's for the shop. Twincest.

A short, one-shot Zelos x Lloyd piece. "You open your heart up to a lot more than love; you also open up to more pain." Zelos's reaction to a word.

Selphie's always liked blue better than green, but she isn't jealous of Kairi's eyes. She just sometimes she wishes Kairi would use those eyes to look at her. 'Unchained Memory' sidestory, set before the story starts.

I'll give you a clue: It's NOT his nose... Response to the Fairytales Challenge.

Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL

Riku is washed up on the shores of Destiny Island after a terrible storm, only to find that nobody knows he exists. Worse, even Sora doesn't remember him, but the problem goes deeper than just memories. How did this happen, and why? RikuSora,Zemyx,AkuRoku

Kairi/Namine. Midnight is a time of black, of dull hues and listless lies, choked sobs from the girl in the white dress who's starting to look like an inkblot for the criminally insane. The Angel finds her Sweet Beulah Land between her thighs. ::Mature.::

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

[Drabble][SR friendship] Riku is afraid of the dark. Sora understands.

Oneshot. Al finds a kitty and chaos ensues. In the end though, everyone is happy. Maybe even a certain pipsqueek and his Colonel. Note: Minor RoyxEd.

It's Komui's birthday. But it looks like no one is going to be home to celebrate with him.

Lavi hates mirrors. DARKFIC.

[Allencentric.] A storm plagues headquarters. And Allen. Too bad everyone's too busy to notice. Well...except one person. Slight LaviAllen.

[It's ironic that the Oathkeeper was a symbol of Kairi, yet it was the instrument in her demise.] It was an accident. Sora didn't mean to do it, but she's gone and now he's paying the price with his sanity. Crazy!Sora fic. Full summary inside. FINISHED!

What it means to be a Bookman. Lavicentric.

[RSR][Oneshot] In which Sora is devious and Riku is distracted. Cleaning ensues, pie is consumed, and hormones rage. Enjoy.

The assembly that shocked Destati High, courtesy of Sora and Roxas. Oneshot. Yaoi.

The trio have made it back to the Destiny Islands, but while Riku and Kairi are easily readjusting to normal life, Sora is having difficulty forgetting the outside world. A seed of darkness exists in his heart, it grows within, and Sora is lost...

Riku knows that keys can lock and unlock doors and hearts, but what happens when it's a mind that becomes unlocked? What if that mind belongs to Sora? [SoraRiku, RoxasAxel, RoxasRiku], AU.

[Post canon, M/M, Lemony] Poem written in the format of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. -Lloyd x Zelos-