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 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. I finally wrote a mini story. I might write one but I want to see what people say first. I have written an adventure story at neopets.com. You are welcome to read it. My name there is princessangel_star. I like to write poems every now and then. So you might see some of them. I'm trying my hand at fanfiction. The one storyI have written I personally think really is bad so I may never write the rest of it, but hey who knows? I mightget a strikeof inspiration and write more. What I really want to know is what exactly is a Mary-Sue? I read parodies of her in more stories that HP even though that's all I pretty much read. But I do read other stuff. By the way check out my comm. Well if you like funny love stories. Right now it's just Harry Potter. I might fix it for all the other stories but I don't have time now. Wow this is alot. Gotta go 6/10/05 Well I have tried and as anyone can see I have made some type of progress. Here what I want to say in the summaries but can't because of space. 9/16/05 New story sort of. 9/23/05 I have lj and xangas check them out if you want to. This is where I end up posting my poems. (March 31, 06: I took those down because I think it's pointless to keep them there.) UPDATE: JANUARY 26,2006 Well my mom broke the laptop so I haven't been able to write since November 1,2005 which makes me sad. I do plan on finishing Moonshadow at some point. I might go back and revise it. I can only get on the internet at school and if my mom brings the new laptop home then there, but we don't have Microsoft word so I still can't write and all my stories are on the old one. Hopefully she'll get it and our desktop out of the shop soon so I can finish. Update: Feb. 17, 2006 Llaptop is fixed! (dances around room). I have all my fics and my music, but we don't have internet on the old one, just on the new one. SO... I' ll update the fics that people read soon. Feb 25,06 I mess up really bad so I'm not going to be updating my potter fics for a while, unless i get deleted. I need to get over my shame, and flames hurt like heck. Update: March 3, 2006 (I don't know if this will work) Ok so any one who reads my profile may be wondering why the only humorous fics are gone. Well apparently I broke a rule that in short means no songfics. That makes me very sad, but oh well. What's done is done. Anyways the point is when I'm allowed to post again, (I think I got two counts of abuse, i was told 4 abuse reports were filed) I might redo Crossover and Outtakes without the lyrics if anyone wants to see the end of the story, if so just leave a review in Dark Life, I might even use that story soon. In the meantime I got another parody idea that I might do. I want it to be a crossover story because when I first started reading none of them were ever finished and I wanted to be one that finished, SO I hope I pull it off eventually. How long do they block users anyway? March 16, 2006 Still waiting. June 9, 2006 Changed name again, so I've been princessangel_star, xAprilxBlossomsx and now xsunflowerxeyesx. Might do another story for the summer. Thinking... January 13, 2007 Soo... haven't done much lately I know. I'm figuring out Rpgs right now. I'm hoping it will get me back into writing. hopes August 19, 2007 IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL THOSE WHO READ MY FICS AND ADD ALERTS: I NEED REVIEWS IN ORDER TO SEE IF ANYONE CARES. SEEING A BUNCH OF HITS AND NO REVIEWS DOESN’T LET ME KNOW IF PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY READ, OR IF MY WRITING IS IMPROVING. PLEASE REVIEW EVEN IF IT’S JUST A “UPDATE” THAT WILL BE EXTREMELY APPRECIATED . May 6, 2009: Eh tou... It has been a while, n'est pas? Quick update:Wow, I've been on this site for 7yrs (6 with account). Time is zooming. I see that I still get hits (surprisingly) and I've always hated seeing authors update with a nothing entry after an extended period of time. BUT! If you want to keep reading, maybe add a review or two and Decode lifts me high enough HPAK/Moonshadow/Mesh might get another chapter before summer's end. (Might do it anyway. I sorta miss Morgann.) -Ari August 2, 2012 Long time no see, eh? Well, even after all these years, I still have access to this account and I still have access to all of my stories. I do think about coming back and finishing up the stories I really enjoyed writing. Mesh was a fun experiment to see how I could handle different genres while also creating a comprehensive narrative; HPAKC was my ambitious goal of completing a songfic and crossover since, at the time, I couldn't find a single story of either genre that was completed or active; and the Moonshadow series was the last bit of fanfiction, any fiction really, that I was writing before I quit writing for fun. I'm really wondering if I can finish the stories. I guess I could for fun. Maybe. We will see. If I do I will officially change my name (again. I feel like a name change). XD Note: Nothing about the stories have changed from below. I just noticed how bad my writing was and felt the need to clean it up. Incomplete Stories: Hogwarts Presents: A Karaoke Crossover (Status: Revival?) Hogwarts is having its first annual talent show. Unfortunately, some of the performers are disappearing. Our hero of the story is Ron simply because he's actually doing something. He calls the Det. Elizabeth Emerald in to help and more trouble ensues. Hogwarts Presents Karaoke Outtakes ( Status: Possible?) This story is like a spin-off from the original. It's the deleted scenes of the story. HPAKC Remix (Status: Possible?) HPAKC without the songs because the use of lyrics is no longer allowed. I think. A Mesh of Genres (Status: Revival?) I really like that word "mesh" anyways the plot to this story is that each chapter will cover a different genre. In the first chapter Harry meets a strange girl. The next chap will be about Sirius and so on. Moonshadow: Crescent Night (Status: Possible?) The sequel to Moonshadow: New Moon. The story picks up where the last finished. Completed Stories: Moonshadow: New Moon It's Halloween night when Fred and George decided to tell a ghost story to the Gryffindors. Unfortunately, by telling the story they cause the ghost to reappear and she wants the man she lost all those years ago, dead or alive. My first finished story, so proud of myself. Random Oneshotdoc 1: Pimp Master Potter meets the Potions Master Just a random thought that formed in my head a long time ago. Dark Life (DISCONTINUED) OK. This story was bad, but it was my first try. I wasn't good but I'm not giving up. |
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What do I care by Serpentina reviews
Hermione Granger has some problems. Her boyfriend is ignoring her, her best friend needs things from her that she can't give and she's got a terrible secret. But help and sympathy come from an unexpected source ... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,082 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Graduation by MissCrayons reviews
Late on the night before his Graduation, Draco thinks back on everything thats happened in the past seven years of his life. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,371 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Innocent Divided by Captain Snippet reviews
Struggling to protect himself and his siblings from their alcoholic father's abuse, and trying to deal with some new arising problems at school involving a young redhead girl, Sora begins to feel his balancing act come crashing down on him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Sora, Kairi
User: silverevil46 by MySwanSong reviews
Draco Malfoy’s Live Journal for his 6th year. Second part of the User: quidditchlovrhp series. Mystery, murders, humor, and love. SLASH (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,202 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
User: quidditchlovrhp by MySwanSong reviews
Harry Potter’s Live Journal for his 6th year. Harry has problems with relationships (disastrous breakups and such) and someone can help, but will he ever realize this? Mystery, murders, humor, and love. SLASH (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Boy and His Bird by MySwanSong reviews
It’s just another HP parody, except with lots of hidden innuendos, sexual tension, and will possibly cause you to laugh out loud. Just so you know, this story does contain SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The League of Extraordinary Weirdoes by hurkydoesntknow reviews
When Sora and his friends get in a nuclear accident, they all obtain superpowers and decide to use them to save the worlds, but what will happen when the bad guys try to get Sora to join them? This story is discontinued as of February 2010
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Sora
All That Randomness! by hurkydoesntknow reviews
Riku gets a remote that takes him and his friends into TV land where he squares off against Ansem in TV shows.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Harry and co Write 7th Year Parody! by Gryffindor777 reviews
Kind of a sequel to Harry Potter and co. write fanfiction. Basically, Hermione finds fanfiction dot net, and the characters write a parody to make fun of us all. It made me laugh anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005
Harry Potter and the Thrusting Erotica by MadleyTassida and BlazeSplinder Froste reviews
Loosely based around the much loved tale of Harry and his adventures in Chamber of Secrets. It is a well dramatized and pornorized saga of intrigue, lust, betrayal, jealousy and curiosity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,889 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Take Some of My Love by Tohrue reviews
Sora, the most popular boy in school, is placed on a bet to see how far he can get with Kairi one of the Highschool's outcasts and then dump her. Only one thing goes wrong Sora starts to develop feelings for her when he isn't supposed to. SK
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,521 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 5/17/2004
Tasty Little Ficlets by Majik Beaver reviews
Mmm...everyone loves a good fic. But what about the people with short attention spans? Well worry no longer! We have a solution! Ficlets! (Rated PG-13 for language)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004
The Dragon Dungeon by PearlGirl reviews
This a story about the Harry Potter characters, but it has the plot of Lemony Snicket. Don't read this story! It's mournful, melancholy, and morose, which here means "Full of woe." This is about the tragic lives of the Potter orphans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 11/7/2004
Hermione's OhSoWonderful Makeover by Rubber-duckiesofdoom reviews
Hermione gets a makeover, which completely startles and changes Ron. You know me theres a bit of a femenistic twist, as always! Never fear, its a bit o' fluff, dear readers, and don't worry, the horribly slick straight haired hermione isn't for good!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
We'll Be Back by kansatsu-tobikunai reviews
A sort of sequel to the KH outtakes, yet not. The MCCRL need new recruits, and they'll go to any lenghths and any other video games or anime to get them. Please R&R! Currently on hiatus
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
Sora's Goodbye by hurkydoesntknow reviews
Sora's got a terrible sickness that's giving him only 1 month to live. But there might be a miracle for Sora! NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,230 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Outtakes by kansatsu-tobikunai reviews
A bunch of weird outtakes from Kingdom Hearts...Much randomness, much OOCness, a rather crazy legion of minor characters, and one very arrogant muse. Please R&R! Now complete! I'll miss you all... T.T Rated for some language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Dude, Where's Riku's Car? by hurkydoesntknow reviews
Riku loses his car and he and his friends go out and look for it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Riku - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Caer Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Post HBP. Harry Potter & Eppy have a conversation about his life, Veela, male pregnancy, murder, Ministry stupidity, Azkaban, dark magic and Voldemort. And Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my! Warning contains male rape and dark story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P.
Attention Rejection by Hatter Alice reviews
Sora's a cute virgin goth. No one really likes him. Riku's the hot prep who lays with anyone and everyone loves. Both meet. Riku wants Sora. Sora...he wants love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/14/2005
One Shot Two Shot by Captain Snippet reviews
Sora and co are caught in a gunfight at the club one night. Rated for some swearing, blood, rap breaks and other exciting things that add to high ratings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2005
Who's Your Daddies? by Arrmaitee reviews
This AU, MPREG, RPS, Crossover Parody was written in response to a LiveJournal post where I said that American Idol finalist Anthony Fedorov looked like Harry & Draco's MPREG lovechild. After receiving numerous requests to write the fic, I finally agreed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Poprocks and Coke by cammy-world reviews
Three short and cute oneshots involving Riku and Sora. [RS, Hints of Yaoi]COMPLETE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Of Broom Closets and Time Travel by Rubber-duckiesofdoom reviews
Harry and Ginny switch places in time with Harry's parents, and this time, there's no Dumbledore to save them. For last chapters, see my profile. EternalEcho will most likely be posting them for me sorry for the inconveneince! Check out her stuff too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,012 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Sora and Riku Strike Back, again! by hurkydoesntknow reviews
The sequel to Sora and Riku Strike Back, a guy named Mesna comes to Destiny Islands to run for mayor and mayhem goes up, and the guy looks just like Ansem. Also, Riku might be in love... NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Messed up life by cammy-world reviews
Sora's life hasnt been the same since he found out the 'truth' about Kairi that's until he meets a certain silver haired hottie,WARNING! male slash,yaoi and minor lemon in future chappies!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,492 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004
Vash vs Spike by Compulsive Writer reviews
Concept of Vash vs. Spike developed as a RPG at with compliments to Sadistic Storyteller. Rated R for strong violence, language, sexuality, and cruelty.
Crossover - Trigun & Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 177,541 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Livejournal by Raquel Williams reviews
When the Harry Potter characters get their very own livejournals, mayhem ensues! Filch gets pranked, there's romance for Remus, Malfoy runs off to Daddy, Luna looks for Snorcacks while Dobby searches for socks, and much much more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
How To Shag Without Thinking A Happy Thought by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! The Second War is over. Lord Voldemort has won. Harry and Draco are in the same cell in Azkaban awaiting their execution. How convenient…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kingdom Hearts: The Randomness After the Game by Shizzy92 reviews
This is my version of what happens after Kingdom Hearts ignoring the canon events of Kingdom Hearts II and Chain of Memories. Please read & review! Sorry for the formatting errors in chapter 2...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sora and Riku Strike Back by hurkydoesntknow reviews
Inspired by a movie, Sora and Riku go to Hollywood World to stop a Kingdom Hearts movie about to go into production but end up getting caught in all the excitement. Mostly randomness. NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Kingdom Hearts THE MAKING by Hikari6590 reviews
looks around...Yes...you guys saw the preview...whispers but it was deleted. SHH! So here it is. Enjoy and REVIEW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2005
Dismantling Trigun Fanfiction by Naito Tenshi reviews
Dear readers, gather round and hear a tale, of a story that simply would not stop being told. Witness the horror and humiliation as I entertain myself by writing the most derivative fanfiction possible and invite you along for the ride.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Muggle Relations by Two Deranged Penguins reviews
Good Lord we've updated! Dumbledore has planned an excursion for the seventh years to improve MuggleWizard Relations. Results: Multiple Pairings WARNING, SLASH PAIRINGS ALSO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Final Reckoning by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to "The Book of Morgan Le Fey"; seventh year for The Trio; Ron is learning to use his new powers, and Harry gets a second chance at love...but Voldemort still looms...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 512,801 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco, Wands, and PolyJuice Potions by Love Your Shotgun reviews
What will happen when Georgia AND Jas go to Hogwarts! Cosmic Horns, Sexy Wizards in the Nuddy-Pants, and Snape as Elvis! MWAHAHAHA! I am SO evil. :D
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
Crazy Dips and Pop Rocks by tbschicka reviews
Harry Potter and the...not so much of Harry Potter, no. HermioneDraco fanfiction! It starts during Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and explores the lives of Hermione and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The VamPotter Chronicles by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH. 2! SLASH! PARODY! Vampire!Draco is on the prowl. But will his whooping cough prevent him from seducing The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Perfection Learning by MySwanSong reviews
It's Harry's 6th year, and he becomes part of the Head Student Society, but not in the way he would like. He gets himself into trouble, and only one person seems able to help him. Murders, dances, and snogging galore! Eventual HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
What REALLY Happened by Captain Snippet reviews
This is what REALLY happened at the end of Kingdom Hearts. You all think you know but you don't. Couplings? Only the coupling of faggotry and my warped mind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
From PoA to PoRN by Jayde and Sirena Lupin reviews
When young Emily Finch finds a fanfic on the internet, she starts a chain reaction that leads to drastic measures on the part of both JKR and Warner Bros. What are two fanfic authors to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the place title here by Majik Beaver reviews
Christmas break leaves Harry Potter and his friends bored. To humor himself, Dumbledore forces the students that stayed over break to participate in a murder mystery party. Singing, pawprints, and a Wal-Mart stop all lead to the climax of this madness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,054 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
False Truths by MissCrayons reviews
A dream on his seventeenth birthday causes Harry Potter's outlook on his final year in Hogwarts to change dramatically. Draco:Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Griffins on Gunsmoke by Winged Dragon Ra reviews
Family Guy and Trigun Crossover! The griffins mysteriously are sucked into the tv while watching Trigun and are now on planet gunsmoke!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Completely Different by MissCrayons reviews
So starts your 6th year at Hogwarts, with a vow to become something more than 'just your average student' your sure that this will be your most exciting year yet. Decide what adventures you will uncover in this interative story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004
Black Blood by MissCrayons reviews
In response to SilverFireFox's 'new girl 'challenge on AFF.net. Secrets and lies abound when a new arrival at Hogwarts catches the attention of one Golden Boy, it's only natural that the Potter Fan Club won't be happy with said new girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Harry P.
Many Problems Come With GenderChanging Bugs by Dib-is-My-Love-Affection reviews
Gandalf and the four hobbits work in a company. What happens when he makes a bug that changes genders, and he foolishly lets Pippin see. Bug ends up at Hogwarts. That bug, loves blond boys...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stay with me by Lucyferina reviews
Complete! Hermione is forced to marry Draco, they don't like the situation but they have to try to make the best of it.HGDM and GWBZTR. Read the sequel by o0-GummyBears-0o called Winnig Her Over!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,211 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A TOTALLY CLICHE HARRY POTTER FAN FIC! by lilpinkbunny reviews
Its a TOTALLY cliche Harry Potter Fan Fic... basically i poke fun at all the FanFics with Hermione and Draco romantically involved and point out how unreasnable somethings are. VERY FUNNY!!! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Exchange Program by Sammy Solo reviews
When Hogwarts starts an exchange program with other wizarding schools, it has no idea what it's getting into! Especially when one of the students comes from the US! Please RR, whether you like it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003
I Shall Never Understand Thee by Dib-is-My-Love-Affection reviews
Blah. HarryDraco SLASH! Uhhh... Long story short, Harry likes the lake, likes to soak his feet, um... Loves Draco, Draco loves lake. Doesnt soak feet... Well, Read it! I suck with summaries!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hiding In Plain Sight by MissCrayons reviews
Seventh year. The brink of war. One move from either party and the world will fall to hell! Harry’s mind however – is elsewhere. Severus SnapeHarry Potter SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Revenge by Lucyferina reviews
One-shot. Harry defeats Voldemort and Draco Malfoy will make him pay. How? Read and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Conformist Goth kids by ArcHarry reviews
Harry and his friends meet up with the Gothic kids of Hogwarts. Poor Harry. Really just a reason to hit Harry in the groin over and over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Shoddy Workmanship of EA by ArcHarry reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year to find Electronic Arts has taken over! What is life like for Harry with EA running things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Fixed Dare by ickeevicky666 reviews
Harry is staying over the Weasly's before Hogwarts term starts. The night he gets there, HArry has a wild dream where he is haveing sex with Ginny. BUt, this cannot happen! Ginny, sweet Ron's little sister, Ginny? The story leads into a fixed dare, by the
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Colorblind by tedabug reviews
Fred and Angelina, best mates and much more have been keeping secrets from family and friends. How long can they keep from getting busted when her family hates Fred and George thinks it's all a joke? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Book of Morgan Le Fey by LavenderBrown reviews
A sixth-year adventure told from Ron's perspective. RonHermione; HarrySusan. The Trio must stop Voldemort from wiping out Muggles. THIS IS A RE-WRITE. Rated R for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 219,971 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Seduction's Best Friend by angel-ink reviews
Boys and Girls, it's finally here! The Satisfying Chapter! You'll love it, but if you don't, go easy, it's my first good 'scene'. RR folks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,129 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The JohnsonWeasley Story by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. A story all about Fred and Angelina, from the day they meet in their first year at Hogwarts through Year Seven. All sorts of fluff. Rated R for sex and language (but no twincest). RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,213 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Hermione and Draco: Snogoholics by blingblingbabe reviews
Hermione and Draco fall in love...a Parody to nearly every Hermione/Draco story out there. read and review! *chapter 2 up...a new angle! a new story!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Song of the Heart by Bitch-with a Sword reviews
It is rated R for sex, violence, rape, abuse, gross out humor, language, and other adult content. It isn't completely tragic, but it is when it gets toward the end. PLEASE R&R! A song fic. Numerous songs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Severus Snape and the Fruitcake Strikes Again! by Baka Kitsune reviews
IT'S HERE!! FINALLY!!! *takes off caps lock* Yes, the fourth and final fruitcake ficcy has come! But..wait? What are you reading this SUMMARY for?! Quick!! Go Read it!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2003
Kingdom hearts Scenes never shown by Blizzara reviews
Uhm.. (R rated for strong language) (read title) Please R&R =3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Inside The Dreams of Hogwarts Students! by Magic Dreamer reviews
I have discovered a way to see into the subconscious minds of all the students at Hogwarts. Well let's get started shall we? Oh, and one more thing, you won't know who the dreamer is until the end. WARNING* SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wands by Fuyumi reviews
Hermione gets trapped into a conversation about 'wands' by Parvati and Lavender. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Severus Snape and the Revenge of the Fruitcake by Baka Kitsune reviews
YES! FINALLY!! A sequel to the sequel in the series! The fruitcake gets it's revenge...RUN! ^^;; Anyways, it's a little shorter than the last, but that will be made up in...THE 4TH ONE! (Yes! You heard me! Read and find out more!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2001
The Twelve Days of Hogwarts by Baka Kitsune reviews
It's the Twelve Days of Hogwarts everyone! It's to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"(well duh..), rated PG-13 for language and SUGGESTIVE Slash -- there is no slash in it, so it's safe for everyone, it's just SUGGESTIVE Sirius/Remus..suggestive..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2001
Severus Snape and the Return of the Fruitcake by Baka Kitsune reviews
Yay! A sequel to "Severus Snape and the Fruitcake That Lost It's Way"! Hope everyone likes it as much as the first one ^^;;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2001
Severus Snape and the Fruitcake that Lost It's Way by Baka Kitsune reviews
Snape finds a fruitcake that causes quite the mishap at Hogwarts..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/2/2001
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HPAKC: Remix
Repost of Hogwarts Presents: A Karaoke Crossover. Don't quite know how I'm going to fix but I'll see. First chap is a good enough summary of what is going on. Mix of orginal HPAKC and Outtakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ron W.
Moonshadow: Cresent Night reviews
Sequel to Moonshadow: New Moon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Moonshadow: New Moon reviews
It's Halloween night when Fred and George decided to tell a ghost story to the Gryffindors. Unfortunately, by telling the story they cause the ghost to reappear and she wants the man she lost all those years ago, dead or alive. Now Harry and friends must figure out a way to stop her before it's too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mesh of Genres reviews
Harry dissapears one night while taking a walk around the castle. Each chapter is a differnent genre. Read and Review! Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Random Oneshotdoc ! reviews
This would be the first one I've ever written. Hope you like it. It's Pimp Master Potter and the Potions Master. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Harry P. - Complete