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Asa

UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A

\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. SUPERINTENDENT

\ RECIPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” COMM.DUTY.OFFICER
NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”
(...) ~ QUERY RUNNING (.) \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...

SUPERINTENDENT: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
SUPERINTENDENT: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
SUPERINTENDENT: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can you--”
SUPERINTENDENT: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “--put Kinsler on the line?”
SUPERINTENDENT: UNITELLIGIBLE DOG GROWLING(?)
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “Sorry, what?”
SUPERINTENDENT: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “Oh, come on... ”
SUPERINTENDENT: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “I need you to upload your--”
SUPERINTENDENT: “PARDON OUR DUST!”
SUPERINTENDENT: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER “--logs for the last twenty-four hours!”
SUPERINTENDENT: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
SUPERINTENDENT: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
SUPERINTENDENT: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: UNINTELLIGIBLE PROFANITY (?)
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “We're sending a team, alright?”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “Repeat and acknowledge.”
SUPERINTENDENT: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”
SUPERINTENDENT: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”
COMM.DUTY.OFFICER: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”
SUPERINTENDENT: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”

\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE

\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \

I'm toying around with a Star Trek-Marathon cross over, so keep an eye out for that.

If you don't know what Marathon is, follow these easy steps:

1. go to

2. Download the files

3.??

4.Profit.